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// Letter 74 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Ceiling Fan,

Today I learned you shouldn’t yell at children for being short. They can’t help it and their parents will get mad at you for breaking into their house at four in the morning. I also learned that taking the children to a secluded location away from the parents before yelling at them is also frowned upon. 

Your friendly neighborhood trauma dispenser,
The Book