Dear Princess Baewatch,*
Today I learned that there are severe social repercussions for ordering nuggies in a tendie town.
I didn’t even know there was a difference, not that that’s surprising. With my eyes being purple, it’s a miracle I can see at all. It’s both a blessing and a curse. I can see the world, but I can also see myself.
Anyway, I have since learned that tendies are top and nuggies are fake and gay. Despite this, I will still be eating them whenever possible.
Your nugger lover,
Twyrone* It was that or Daywatch, I couldn’t decide.
Love, Anon