Dear Princess Hot Mess,*
Applejack simultaneously sets the best and worst examples.
She sets a good example by sticking to her word. When she says she’ll do a thing, she does it. If only I could learn such a skill.
She sets a bad example by constantly saying she’ll eat her hat if she’s wrong. She has so many hats.
Your star-spangled planner,
Twiconderoga* Cleanest mess I’ve ever seen.
Love, Anon