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// Letter 3 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Cake ‘n Bake,

Today I didn’t learn that I’m racist as fuck. What I did learn is that Anon is way smarter than I am. Just because he’s not a gay midget horse doesn’t mean he’s not as smart as one. I still fail to see any racism on my part for thinking that in the first place. 

All my friends are equally dumb and racist because we didn’t give Anon’s genius ideas a chance. When we finally gave in, we acted like stuck up twats about it before being shut the fuck up by the smartest being in Equestria. Humans are clearly the superior race, not that I’ll ever acknowledge it.

Your purplest pony,
Purple Pony