Dear Princess No-one-is-allowed-to-have-any-fun-ever,
(In the midst of my frothing shitfit, I am somehow able to communicate well enough to tell Anon what to write.)
I understand and respect your reasoning, and will cease all necromantic activities effective immediately. No further monitoring or inspections are needed. I am telling the truth and could not possibly be lying, for I never lie. You can trust me.
Your normal, law-abiding citizen,
Twi-lied