Dear Princess Bighorse,
Today I learned that teleporting a sleeping stallion to use as changeling bait is seen as morally questionable by literally everyone. My basic sense of right and wrong was apparently removed to make room for more books.
One of the rogue changeling queens has been captured, and I’m pretending to regret the methods I used to accomplish this. Shiny Hiney is uninjured, but will suffer from another minor case of extreme mental trauma and will likely never trust again.
Your public safety hazard,
Twisted Sister