Dear Princess Smacks-a-lot,*
Today I learned that yelling at people for having a reasonable difference of opinion is not a good way to make friends. It also does nothing to change their minds.
Since I am unable to defend my blind worship of the Daring Do series and its many, many flaws, I resorted to attacking those who pointed out those flaws. I now realize that when someone criticizes something I like, I shouldn’t try to force them to think differently using a combination of science, magic, and questionable ethics.
Your unhinged sociopath,
Tinky Winky* I couldn’t decide between that and Snacks-a-lot. Point is, you got the fattest ass.
Love, Anon