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// Letter 128 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Sun Tzu,

Today I learned that throwing poop at monkeys is not conducive to gaining their trust. 

I wanted to show Anon what Equestrian primates are like, so I dragged him to the Manehattan Zoo. Along the way, he told me he was an expert on primates back in his world. This excited me because I’m dumb and I believed him. 

At the monkey exhibit, there were signs saying not to agitate the monkeys or they’ll throw poop at you. Anon told me that monkeys throw poop when they want to gain the trust of a stranger. I tried testing his claim by imitating that behavior. Not only did the monkeys not trust me, they became so enraged that the zoo workers had to close off the exhibit for the rest of the day. 

Anon has successfully convinced me that the only reason it didn’t work is because Equestrian monkeys have a different social structure from Earth monkeys. My tiny, wrinkly brain has once again fallen before the might of Anon’s bigger, more handsome brain. 

Your gullible grapehorse,
Reese’s Feces

P.S. - The monkey threw first, I was simply returning fire. 

P.P.S. - It was the monkey’s poop, not mine.