Jingle bells, Stupid smells,
Twilight made a gun.
Shot a changeling in the head,
Because it tried to run, hey!
Jingle bells, Stupid smells,
Trixie almost died.
If you kill yourself to live,
Is it still suicide?Fluttershy’s a ho,
Everyone else is gay.
Even though they’re dumb,
I love ‘em anyway (don't tell them).Ponyville is k,
And Canterlot is too.
Except for one tiny thing:
Blueblood’s a massive poo.Oh, Jingle bells, Stupid smells,
You know what they say,
Tia’s cheeks go on for weeks,
And something something day, hey!Merry Christmas, Sunbutt.
Love, Anon