Dear Princess Sysadmin,
You said the mirror pool was dangerous and immoral to use because it tears off pieces of your soul, so I’m making a cloning spell instead.
AND!
I’m following all the instructions on proper spell experimentation this time. I asked Squeak ‘n Spell to review my notes, and she said they looked “pretty good, I guess.” I'll get a second review from the alpha nerds at the Mage’s Tower before doing anything else.
Don’t worry, I won’t cast it on myself. I’ll only be using a standard spell dummy within an active containment field inside a pocket dimension. It’ll be like wearing a condom to get a handjob from a sex doll filled with birth control pills.
I’m trying to claim I’m doing this purely for the advancement of a relatively unexplored concept in magic theory, but we all know that’s not true. Whatever ulterior motive I have will likely come back to bite me. I’ll send you a copy of the notes when it’s complete.
Your autism bomb,
Tweinstein