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xoid


Cantankerous pedant.

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  • Favourites 459 stories - 485 unread chapters Currently reorganizing. E.T.C.: Never.
    Created by xoid
    - October, 2014
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Total Words: 35,214,267
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  • Favourites 459 stories - 485 unread chapters Currently reorganizing. E.T.C.: Never.


  • Comedies 302 stories Group №: 286 [Comedy] | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Dramas 8 stories Group №: N/A | Category. | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Slices of Life 55 stories Group №: 255 [Slice of Life] | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Actingverse 6 stories Group №: 205970 | GaPJaxie’s continuity | Revolves around the concept that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a hit T.V. series for foals.


  • Age of Iron 12 stories Group №: 208583 [Age of Iron] | SFaccountant’s Warhammer 40,000 crossover. | The Iron Warriors 38th Company is responsible for fuelling the traitor Legion’s war machine. A short stop over in the Centaur system embroils them — and Centaur III’s inhabitants — in a war for survival, first against the Lamman Sept and later against an Ork Waaagh.


  • Alarmaverse 6 stories Group №: N/A | Meta Four’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • The Alicorn Anthology 5 stories Group №: N/A | iisaw’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • The Bodyguard 10 stories - 2 unread chapters Group №: N/A | Monochromatic’s branch of the shared Bodyguard!AU continuity. | Revolves around Queen Rarity and her bodyguard Twilight Sparkle.


  • The Changing States of Knight 6 stories Group №: N/A | Crunchbiter’s continuity. | He fucking deleted it. All of it. Why?


  • Divine Universe 3 stories - 5 unread chapters Group №: 212230 | Orthoros’ continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Dusk Guard 9 stories Group №: 204855 | Viking ZX’s continuity. | The Dusk Guard is a small, select group of specially chosen ponies, serving both Princesses on assignments too strange, difficult, or dangerous for anypony else.


  • Fallout Equestria 30 stories Group №: 35 | Shared continuity. | An adaptation of Fallout.


  • …of the Hive 7 stories - 4 unread chapters Group №: 207246 | Law Abiding Pony’s continuity. | Revolves around changeling Queen Twilight: how she became one, the morass of inter‐Hive politics, making her own way as a changeling queen, and the machinations of hostile hives.


  • The Petriculture Cycle 7 stories - 0 unread chapters Group №: 197787 | Kwakerjak’s continuity. | Twilight Sparkle investigates the absurdity that is Pinkie Pie.


  • The Price of Loyalty 7 stories Group №: 197438 | The 24th Pegasus and LoyalLiar’s continuity. | Centres around Rainbow Dash on LoyalLiar’s end (present) and Commander Hurricane on the 24th Pegasus’ (past).


  • Rites of Ascension 4 stories Group №: 197727 | CvBrony’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Quill and Blade 19 stories - 129 unread chapters Group №: 207580 | Anzel and Crystal Wishes’ shared continuity. | Revolves around the exploits and relationships of Silent Knight, the first member of the newly returned Princess Luna’s House Guard.


  • Sunfall Universe 6 stories Group №: 198955 | Airstream’s continuity. | Revolves around Twilight denying the call of puppet master Tyrantlestia.


  • The Time Loop Trilogy 5 stories - 0 unread chapters Group №: 199133 [The Time Loop Trilogy] | Eakin’s continuity. | “Twilight Sparkle stars in: Groundhog Day 2: Hog Harder.” ― Jordanis


  • The Triptych Continuum 62 stories Group №: 203805 | Estee’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Upheaval 17 stories Group №: N/A | Visiden Visidane’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Winningverse 29 stories Group №: 758 | Chengar Quordath’s continuity. | Expect Cloud Kicker and copious banging.


  • The Conversion Bureau 8 stories Group №: 26 [TCB], 714 [ACB] | Category, shared continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Human in Equestria 88 stories Group №: 20 | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Ponies on Earth 15 stories - 40 unread chapters Group №: Multiple | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.

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Have you ever seen a pony that just seemed out of place? Perhaps some mannerism, some behaviour that just struck you as odd? Some piece of clothing that didn't seem quite right? perhaps a coat or mane whose colour just seemed flat-out weird. A strange build, a strange voice, or maybe they were perfectly normal, except that you swear you just saw the exact same pony not five seconds ago somewhere completely different?

Of course you have. Everypony has encountered an Outsider at some point. But never up close, it's always at a distance, and they're always gone before you have the chance to challenge them.


But sometimes the rules get broken. Sometimes fate gets distracted for a moment, and a lone unicorn mare gets to see something that she was never meant to see.

Twilight Sparkle's day is about to get very weird.


FAQ and Supplemental Materials (Potential Spoilers for new readers)


Featured! Twice!
...I really don't know what to say!

Special Thanks go to Horizon for initial proof-reading, editing, and signal-boosting, provided as a prize for spotting an Easter egg in his story Hard Reset II. Seriously, it's an awesome, brain-warping story and you should go read it right now.

Thanks also go to my editors for putting up with my atrocious grammar and spelling errors - Ganelon, Ephraim Blue, BronyWhooves, Commonancestry, Princess Autumn Forest, and Morning Sun

Cover art credit goes to EMedina13 and tamalesyatole. I am looking for more appropriate art, so If you think you can do better, let me know.

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This story is a sequel to Anchor Foal: A Romantic Cringe Comedy


It's been over a year and when it comes to the little routines of labor and love, Fleur still hasn't managed to fully adjust. She needs to find some means of making it all last. And one thing she can definitely try to do is screen out anything which threatens to make her mate unhappy. Such as, just by way of very unwelcome example, the brother. Because Zephyr wants to be part of Fluttershy's life. He claims to have changed. But Fleur doesn't know whether change is truly possible.

Or if she's really changed at all.



(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

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Rated T for being run over by a hypothetical trolley.

Everyone hates thought experiments. They're confusing, time consuming, and there's usually no way out without making you look like a jerk.

Today, Twilight tries to explain to her friends why letting them die is technically the correct choice.

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Colgate is a pony of simple pleasures. She wakes up, goes to work, avoids whatever nonsense is plaguing the city of Ponyville today, and heads home, leaving better suited ponies to clean up the weekly mess.

Until one day she wakes up, and it is not tomorrow.

This begins a series of circumstances that will eventually culminate with a conversation with a star, a lifesaving mattress, several pieces of magical cutlery, a series of one-hit KOs, and a chase through the past and the future for the fate of all Equestria.

Just a normal Tuesday in Ponyville, even when the exact date is negotiable.


An entry in the Most Delightful Ponidox, written, rather experimentally, in first person present tense.

Cover art by KozachokZRotom

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There’s no end to the monsters that lurk in the dark.

Ghosts, werewolves, mad scientists, cultists, mutants, zombies, vampires, aliens and more lie in wait in the dark corners of Equestria, terrorizing the night. But the most infamous and dangerous of them all is the legendary witch Twilight Sparkle, with a five hundred million bit bounty on her head.

Seeking fame and fortune, Rainbow Dash sets out to defeat the legendary witch and collect the massive reward. The one thing she wasn't counting on was Twilight being less evil than she expected.


More stories set in this AU can be found here.

Cover art is a work in progress by Abode_WTF

Chapters (62)
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The love of a pet can be strong enough to shake worlds. Years ago, a companion was lost, and unleashed rage left a trail of revenge across dimensions -- but none of it was ever enough to gain the greatest prize, and so every accomplishment was ultimately hollow. Love did not return.

But now, after so much time, he's found where that love resides. It's just that it happens to be in the home of another. And with only a few more steps to take before reunion, the moment when he finally knows love again...

Don't worry. He's prepared to be fully reasonable about it.



(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

Violence tag is for horrible things happening to demons. Which they deserve. They know what they did.

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This story is a sequel to For Want of a Horseshoe


Several months have passed since Luna relinquished the throne of Equestria to her sister. She's spent those months working hard to undo the damage she did during her years as Nightmare Moon.

Tonight, she's looking forward to nothing more than going home and sleeping. Unfortunately, her plans are derailed when she runs into a few familiar ponies, and one unfamiliar one.


This story takes place in an established continuity. The other stories can be found below. Reading them isn't necessary, but will add more context to the story.

1. For Want of a Horseshoe
2. A Big Brother's Duty
3. Healing <-- you are here


Cover art provided by Little Tigress: https://www.deviantart.com/moonlightfan/art/Brewed-Awakenings-829482332

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When I agreed to be sent to Equestria I didn't read the fine print. I'm the wrong age, the wrong sex, and lost in the wilderness.

New Cover art commissioned from Lunar Froxy.

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Changeling Twilight Sparkle and her number-one assistant, Sunset Shimmer, try to study magic without learning any wholesome lessons of friendship. They fail.

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This story is a sequel to Queen Chrysalis Reforms (Accidentally)


Tiatarta! The hidden gem of Equestria’s resorts. Sandy beaches, colorful locals, and relative isolation make this the ideal vacation destination. So what kind of friendship problem could this tropical paradise possibly have for Smolder and Ocellus to deal with?

And what the HAY is Queen Chrysalis doing here?! And what did she do to her mane?

Reading Queen Chrysalis Reforms (Accidentally) is recommended for context.

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