Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr


Letter 104

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have reason to believe Discord is plotting something. 

He woke me up at around 4:00 this morning to ask me for acorns. My first question was why he wanted acorns. He said he forgot, but he knew it was very important. When I reminded him he could gather his own acorns or snap them into existence, he said they needed to be “acorns freely given.” 

I wouldn’t trust him even if he wasn’t being so vague, so I refused. He removed his begging face and replaced it with a pouty one before disappearing. 

I still have the begging face. It seems indestructible and keeps reappearing when I try to get rid of it. Even banishing doesn’t work. I’ve settled for keeping it on the wall where I can see if it tries anything funny. It doesn’t move or talk, but I refuse to take chances with Discord.

I suggest keeping an eye out for any acorn-related oddities near Canterlot. I’ll be doing the same in Ponyville. 

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle