Dearest Princess Celestia, Ruler of Equestria, Raiser of the Sun,
Greetings. It is I, Twilight Sparkle, the Element of Magic. You will be pleased to know that my recent quest to oust a small changeling hive has resulted in complete and total victory for Equestria and its ponies. I have preemptively taken care of all matters relating to the surrounding towns and the potential changeling spies within them. All of the changelings are gone and the ponies are completely safe, so there is no need for you to watch this region any longer.
Your most loyal subject and defender of Equestria,
Twilight Sparkle