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// Letter 55 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Tia Khalifa,

Today I learned that “birthday sex” is thankfully not mandatory.* That mare in pony Vegas lied to me.**

Your silly filly,
Teaspoon



* She was worried Spike would try to get freaky with Rarity on his birthday tomorrow. I don’t think he even knows what sex is yet. 

** Her name was Mistress Honeysuckle, and she was an absolute angel. She set us up with all the fun girls. Twi was too busy being a virgin at the time to tell the birthday thing was a joke. 

Love, Anon