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// Letter 7 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Cellybelly,*

Today I learned that hiding from your problems doesn’t solve them, it often only makes them worse. You’d think I would have learned this from my parents, or maybe some other prominent authority figure in my childhood. You’d also think I would be smart enough to know that zombies don’t just disappear if you pretend you didn’t create them. Go figure. 

Your apparently-a-necromancer-now,
Titty Spittle



* I realize that saying you have the fattest ass last time could have been taken as an insult. Believe you me, that couldn’t be further from the truth. Your ass is the second best in the business. 

Love, Anon