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// Letter 34 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Forever 21,*

Today I learned that kids can be smart too, especially when it comes to making life less complicated. 

Like I do every first Sunday of the month, I was calculating as many new digits of pi as I could. Sweebles asked me why I was doing it, and I realized I couldn’t answer without revealing my power level. Anon thankfully answered for me, telling her something close to the truth: that I was making up stupidly small numbers no one would ever use. She looked at me like I’m stupid because I am and then said, “Why not just round?” 

She’s currently on her way to Canterlot to receive eleven different medals of scientific and mathematic excellence. I hope to one day possess a brain as big as hers. 

Your underperforming overachiever,
Crylight Sniffles




* Seriously, you don’t look your age in the best possible way. 

Love, Anon