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// Letter 105 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Jingle bells, Stupid smells,
Twilight made a gun.
Shot a changeling in the head,
Because it tried to run, hey!
Jingle bells, Stupid smells,
Trixie almost died.
If you kill yourself to live,
Is it still suicide? 

Fluttershy’s a ho,
Everyone else is gay.
Even though they’re dumb,
I love ‘em anyway (don't tell them).

Ponyville is k,
And Canterlot is too.
Except for one tiny thing:
Blueblood’s a massive poo.

Oh, Jingle bells, Stupid smells,
You know what they say,
Tia’s cheeks go on for weeks,
And something something day, hey!




Merry Christmas, Sunbutt.

Love, Anon