Dear Princess Toasty Tush,
Today I fucked up. No lesson, no personal growth on my part, just a fat wad of I-made-an-oopsie.
Go Fast hit a tree and got a massive shiner out of it. She had a big flight competition coming up, and she didn’t want to fly in front of everyone looking like she lost a fight, so I offered to fix it. In my defense, she agreed immediately, so we’re both idiots.
Anyway, my forte lies in destroying literally anything. Healing is the exact opposite of that, so I’m sure you can see where this is going. Long story short, she’s blind now. It’s cool, though. It’s only temporary.
Actually, that makes me realize there was a lesson to be learned. Don’t do things you know you aren’t good at, especially when there’s a chance for serious bodily harm.
Your medical malpractitioner,
Booty Butt Jr