Dear Princess Solar Plexus,
If you ever get the urge to cast a spell to extend your neck by three feet for literally no reason whatsoever, keep in mind that the extra length will cause equivalent shrinking in other parts of your body—your legs, to be specific. Also remember to add extra bones and muscles to the neck, otherwise your head will flop around on the ground while you yell at Anon to stop laughing and help already.
Your vampire’s wet dream,
Little BigneckI’m laughing so hard I’m crying. It’s like someone combined a giraffe with a corgi and painted it purple. She’s so angry right now, but that only makes it funnier.
Love, Anon