Dear Princess Hotcheeks,
Today I learned that—and this is gonna sound crazy, but hear me out—lying is bad. I know, it’s hard to wrap your head around, but think about it for a minute.
I didn’t tell Rarararararararararararararararararara the truth about how stupid her hat looks, so she wore it around town. When people rightfully laughed at her stupid hat, she got offended. I lied to her again, saying they were laughing at how ugly I looked walking next to such a beautiful hat. She believed me because she’s as dumb as I am. When she found out the truth, she felt betrayed and didn’t want to talk to me anymore. This is when I realized that not all good friendships are built on lies. Only some.
Your wannabe buttslut,
Twiggle Pigs