When Twilight needs a pardon, Celestia is there to provide. When Twilight doesn’t need one, Celestia still provides.
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Created by SaltyOutput
- April, 2019
Found 15 stories in 62ms
Total Words: 349,621
Estimated Reading: 23 hours
Total Words: 349,621
Estimated Reading: 23 hours
Celestia is a princess, elegant, regal, and certainly not secretly trying to mess with everyone around her for her own amusement...
Brought to you by watching Jordanis play Untitled Goose Game a bunch. Plus having Celestia be the goose instead of making Celestia deal with the goose was also his idea, and he edited it super well, so pretty much this is Jordanis' story, I just wrote bits of it.
Story is now complete!
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This story is a sequel to Dear Princess Sunbutt
When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.
A somewhat unofficial sisterfic to 2Merr's Dear Princess Sunbutt
There may not be a response to every letter, and letters 1-11 were taken from my comments in said sister-story.
Please support 2Merr's story too if you like this one. This is written with encouragement of the original author.
(Note: Picture used without permission from Derpibooru. Upon request it will be promptly removed.)
EDIT: Apparently someone's done a reading of this and its sisterfic over on Youtube! Why does nopony tell me these things.
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Anon takes over Spike’s job of transcribing Twilight’s friendship reports. He does exactly what you’d expect.
Companion fic containing Celestia’s replies up to Letter 120 - To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt written by Snow
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Jacob Klein, a science teacher from Connecticut, never expected to witness the arrival of extraterrestrial intelligence in his lifetime, let alone see it trying to eat his wife's flowers. Nor did he expect the being in question to be something out of his twin daughters' cartoons, preaching about friendship and eager to learn about human science.
After choosing to go to the government, Jacob went from being an Average Joe to an international celebrity. Within days, his picture appeared in papers around the world, he met numerous politicians, and numerous news stations have asked him for interviews.
As a teacher, Klein enjoys the company of a creature who loves science.
He doesn't enjoy his newfound fame, however. He is a somewhat cynical man who dreads becoming a pawn to the powers that be, and fears the changes both to his own world and his life.
However, when his new pony friend discovers a dark chapter in human history, Klein must become humanity's defender, arguing that humanity and ponykind aren't doomed to kill each other.
A difficult task, especially since his own family's history is marred by that dark chapter.
This fic is a slight AU. The Equestria Girls world doesn't exist.
Rated teen for slight language and discussions of World War II.
Featured on August 1, 2019
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According to both Cadence and her brother, Sunburst has been acting weird as of late, and he doesn't seem willing to talk about it. When one morning he disappears, and rumours are heard of him being at a bar, Twilight, who is visiting the Empire, decides it's time to check up on the unicorn and figure out what exactly the problem is. The answer turns out to be a peculiar one, and certainly unexpected.
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Anon has been forced into Canterlot's throne room. Even worse, Princess Celestia is inside of it. Crying silently.
Welp, there's only one real solution here.
Boops.
Now's the time to hope this isn't a crime of any sort, and that he isn't sent to the sun anytime soon.
First publicized story- would definitely appreciate criticism.
And being completely honest- this was made in under an hour. A product of sudden inspiration.
Edit 5/17/19: Christ, featured less than an hour after it was posted and generally liked- i'm honoured. Glad you all enjoyed my silly little story!
As of 12/12/22, this still manages to appear on popular stories and featured occasionally when I post, which I cannot fathom-
Now featuring a Ko-fi for the generous, looking to help me out or the folks I want to support in my life.
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An Epic Exposé by Buck Haysing
Lies! Lies! Celestia has been feeding you a delicious smoothie of lies!
Luna never went to the moon! It was all a ploy between her and Celestia! They were trying to safeguard Equestria through a convoluted plan that involved no direct action on their part! It’s all so simple!
Buck Haysing, a manual writer for Thaumodyne, destroys lies, falsehoods, and personal space in his quest to expose the conspiracy. The smallest facts are dissected, analyzed, and twisted until they reveal the truth. Nothing escapes his notice, nothing is meaningless, and nothing is a coincidence. Wake up, sheeple! Wake up, sheeple!
(No apologies to actual sheep. If they didn’t want to be called sheep, they shouldn’t have been sheep.)
“Number one on my reading list!” —Drocsid
“I have no words.” —Princess Luna
“A most enlightening read… A fascinating glimpse into the minds of certain ponies…” —Sunbutt
“Nothing… is… fabricated… or… ignored… Exposes… vile… lies…” —Princess Twilight Sparkle
Written in honor of the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11. I hope you know how this honors Apollo 11, because I don’t.
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Breakfast at the Crystal Empire―Cadance with her toast, Shining with his cereal, and Flurry Heart with her... innuendo?
Shining Armor is pretty sure innuendo is not part of a balanced breakfast.
Flurry Heart is of course aged up. Babies can't form innuendo. That's just silly.
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To escape from Tartarus is nearly impossible, even for one of great magical power. When you've lost your powers and are little more than a withered old centaur, it's even harder. But Tirek has a plan, one that will draw in a creature from a world where life is cheap, hats are plentiful, and gravel is king. Will the Spy take the opportunity to enjoy a well-earned vacation in this new world, or will he see the population of friendly, innocent ponies as just a fresh selection of backs to stab? It could be both!
(Takes place before the beginning of Season 9.)
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