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Majin Syeekoh

"That's how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he's like Pratchett's Death, where he's wholesome and caring." —RBDash47



Breakfast at the Crystal Empire―Cadance with her toast, Shining with his cereal, and Flurry Heart with her... innuendo?

Shining Armor is pretty sure innuendo is not part of a balanced breakfast.

Flurry Heart is of course aged up. Babies can't form innuendo. That's just silly.

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I lost it at "It's like another dimension in there"

Majin Syeekoh
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6940338 I was especially proud of that line. :pinkiehappy:

1,327 words

literally just 10 more words, man

Majin Syeekoh
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6940400 I can't just slam on 10 more words.

I'd have to examine the story and see where they'd fit.


Just put "Screw Flanders" five times.

Majin Syeekoh
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6940409 But what if it isn't silly enough?

Obligatory "Goddamnit Syeekoh" comment is obligatory.

Majin Syeekoh
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6940412 Twink. My man. That would totes disrupt the flow of the story.

Innuendo... The very word itself has innuendo.

This was great. We need more of this. More I say! :pinkiecrazy:

Majin Syeekoh
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6940541 I'm glad that you enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

Flurry Heart pouted. “I wish I could go through some drills with daddy.”

That sounds like a fun afternoon, depending on the type of drilling. My dad took me into the garage to try some drilling techniques before, and some of them go for a long time. They'll just be at it all night, drilling and drilling and drilling just to get one of them to finish, and then they'd have to start all over again for the other.

That Craftsmen shit gets built to last.

Majin Syeekoh
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6940571 That sounds wonderful.

My dad, may he rest in peace, never took me drilling. I had to learn that shit on my own.

I love how Cadance's biggest issue is the clumsiness of the innuendo. She has high expectations for her child when it comes to come-ons.

Also, Shining using cereal as a way to feel young is adorable, more than a little pathetic, and likely something I'll end up trying in the future.

In all, a most enjoyable little slice of life. Thank you for it.

Majin Syeekoh
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6940609 You're welcome.:twilightsmile:

I often do that as well, just get a box of Lucky Charms and veg out. It's nice.

And of course Cadance has an issue with her daughter's come-ons. Innuendo is often a gateway to love. Flurry Heart has some work to do!

That's what she said.


It's wrong!




Thumbs up! :pinkiehappy:

What the heck? Did I just read something incesty and it was actually good and not creepy?

Are you a wizard, Syeekoh? Because... now, I could be wrong here, but... to have done this, I'm pretty sure you must be a wizard.

Majin Syeekoh
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6940943 I'll let you have your kinks.

Majin Syeekoh
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6940951 I have been accused on wizardry on occasion, yes.

no Shiny don’t go there

Missing commas.

“Bye daddy.”

Missing comma.

I wonder if other families go through this.

I can honestly say I have never successfully seduced my mother. Your mom, on the other hand... There was no success there, either.:pinkiesad2:

Princess Flurry Heart: Stealing your Husbandos since Spring of 2016.


Majin Syeekoh
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6941242 I reserve my right to argue colloquialisms on those two examples.

And I had no luck with your mother, either.:raritydespair:

Is this really already happening? For Christ sake she's not only a newborn but she hasn't even been introduced yet!

Majin Syeekoh
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6941596 I advise you steer far clear of derpibooru, then.

This is incredibly tame by comparison.


God-fucking-dammit, Syeekoh.

You magnificent bastard.

That last line makes me terrified that we might be looking at the next Would It Matter, and we're about to see every filly under the sun waggle their hips at their parents.

I am not okay with that possibility.

Majin, you may have the like for a most perverse, unusual concept. :rainbowhuh:

And on sheer curiousity, I started doing searches to see if it was common for daughters to flirt with their fathers....

...upon seeing the results list, I stopped myself forcibly. By beating myself over the head with one of my wife's mason jars.

I would need to dive deep into sexual development, child psychology, and all sorts of lovely related academic papers in order to truly satisfy that curiosity. However, I am at the low end of IT, and don't have the time to research such topics for leisure just yet.:twilightblush:

Majin Syeekoh
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6942580 I chose the title for a reason. :raritywink:

Flurry Heart took another bite and swallowed. “Oh, the uzhe. Sentence construction, particle physics, equivariant cohomology…”

I bet that Twilight Sparkle is so proud of how smart her niece is. I had to look up equivariant cohomology just to find out it was a type of math (and that was all I could figure out from it).

It could be rather amusing to see the story with Cadance talking to Flurry Heart about what happened. Flurry could be all worried about getting in trouble for trying to flirt with her father, and then gets confused as Cadance proceeds to discuss subtlety and nuance.

Majin Syeekoh
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6942660 I like to throw in shout-outs to high-level math to show how advanced their schooling appears to be based on that one image of Cheerilee'e chalkboard we saw one time. My brother wrote his Doctoral thesis on that particular area of math. It's pretty much Greek to me, though.

And yes, that would be an interesting story for another day.

Not as creepy as it could have been.

“Flurry Heart, is there something on my face?”

Flurry Heart let out a mischievous giggle before taking a painfully long time to swallow. “No, daddy. Your face looks fine.”

“I’ll say,” Cadance interjected before planting a peck on his cheek. She then took a bite out of her toast.

There is something on his face, isn't it?

Shining Armor grunted. “Thanks, Cady. It’s nice to know that my misery brings you entertainment.”

Welcome to being a husband, Shining!

Nice story.

Only a 25 sec. teaser and Flurry Heart is popping up everywhere.
I love this fandom!

Well then.

That happened.


Majin Syeekoh
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6943808 It did, yeah.


Only a 25 sec. teaser and Flurry Heart is popping up everywhere.
I love this fandom!

Now imagine what the fandom can do with more than a 25 second teaser. :twilightsmile:

Really though, this fandom is probably the wildest (not to mention nicest) one I've been in.

Favorite part of this is the fact Cadence is mainly critical of her daughter's technique. This is what happens when the alicorn of love has a teenager.

"Princess we regret to inform you your daughter was caught in the woods being strutted by a stalion against a tree"
"Flurry Heart! Strutted against a tree!? What kind of unimainative position is that? I expected something more out of you!"


That is where she came from? I... I can't expresses how disappointed I am to see that she is an alicorn. Its hard for me to explain why I feel this way. Dragon Ball Z had a similar thing, becoming/being a super saiyan was supposed to be special. Yet when Goten was able to go super saiyan just because his father was able to do so it completely lost its significance.

This DEMANDS a sequel. And a full blown story of Cadence and Furry Heart getting a bet on who will seduce him. That would be friggin awesome.

Pro - Just Cadance thingy
-Shining Armor
-Marshmallow cereal
-Incest flirting

Cons- No sequel

you can arrange that and make it perfect

6941652 I ain't racketing on your work but like I said it seems FAR too soon.

Especially when she's a newborn.


It needs to be rated mature though :trollestia:

6947500 Ey, this guy gets it. No actual sex tho.

This was weirdly entertaining. The awkwardness of it all is just kind of hilarious. I agree that it looks like this could be expanded into a weird (but funny) longer comedy story.

You know, at this point, we just need a 'Goddammit, Syeekoh' meme. Would save some of us some trouble.

Nice story, though.

But Flurry Heart is actually an eldritch star spirit in equine form.


They're not biologically related, so it wouldn't be weird at all!

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