Derpy Hooves grew up believing that her parents were dead. She'd been in the Equestrian Orphanage for the entirety of her fillyhood. She'd grown up being afraid, tired, and bullied. Nopony liked her, and she was soon cast into a life of misery. The cloud of doom that followed her scared away all other ponies. She brought chaos and disaster with her clumsiness. Being avoided was enough to break a pony.

When she got her first job, moved in with her roommate Carrot Top, and met her highschool sweetheart, she got a certain call. It turned her life around, and she was ready to start again. Her parents were alive.

Now Rated Teen because I kind of kill them on a regular basis, but they're immortal so they get better.

The continuing story of those in Canterlot Castle and the surrounding areas. With four immature gods running about, is anybody going to survive? Probably. However, with each day, the madness in Equestria grows and sadly I don't think anyone actually cares anymore.

It's time for Equestria's Crazies; a tale of love, of tasers, comedy and finally me, tormenting as many ponies as possible before I get bored.

[Head's up, this story is an Episodic series. Each chapter is it's own contained "Story" but really it's just whatever I want to happen on that particular day.]

Discord and Celestia were once something, but not anymore. Too many things have happened...
Now, she was the weakest she had ever been, the shell of her once regal self.
But a warning from a piece of stone has plunged her into a world she had half-heartedly left behind. A world filled with happiness.
Yet darkness is always lurking around the corner.

A creature of old has been present in Equestria since the beginning of the rule of the alicorns, watching, waiting. He saw their fall and the sisters' rise to power. Now, for the first time in eons, he steps from watching and takes action.

This is a story about a normal day in Ponyville. It is 'totally' normal that U.F.O.s, Changelings, Second Generation Ponies and Dragons suddenly appear in Ponyville to just hang out. "Gasp!" are you saying that these appearances from random species of beings are not normal! Well I'll tell you what, this is perfectly normal for me and its whats currently happening in Ponyville at this instant.

Since he'd 'reformed', Discord had not been heard from for quite a while. It was like he'd disappeared.

This sets Celestia on unease, until she receives a letter from him. What else can she do but read it and write back?

Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd do anything for them? Travel great distances, search for the hidden, put yourself in danger, even...trade your life?

Two souls fueled by their overwhelming love for a mare will do just that
this winter.....the bro movie of the year is.....You and I, Me and You!
this time.....it's personal

A collaboration fic with GiantMako

*The violence and gore is nothing worse than a PG-13 Rated movie.

Staring:
Pip "Pipsqueak"
Spike
Princess Luna
Sweetie Belle

and countless cameos.

Slight Spoilers: This is Luna x Pip and Spike x Sweetie Belle.

With the Spirit of Chaos locked in stone by the powers of Harmony, a new order must be created. The spirits of Love and Harmony are given physical form, taking the names Cadence and Philomena, so that they may walk among the ponies and ensure peace reigns.

Too bad they're both terrible at this.

Sequel to Head Full of Cotton Candy

Co-authored by TheGreyPotter

When the Cutie Mark Crusaders dig up an ancient magical artifact, they unleash a spell on the town that allows everypony to see a "lie meter" floating above each other's heads. While attempting to solve the mystery, Twilight Sparkle has to analyze the tenuous balance between friendship and honesty. She doesn't like what she finds.

Based on a story idea conceived by theworstwriter
Written and posted with his permission

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

And she's not happy about it.

Hear what Celestia has to say back! Check out the spinoff:
Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student by keaton-furman-prower

Still want more? Have a multiverse spinoff by MixMassBasher, my contributing writer for Seasons 5-9.
Letters From Across the Disgruntled Multiverse

Editing by Neko Majin C.

Disclaimer:
The following is a work of parody, and is protected as Fair Use under section 17 U.S. Code § 107 of US Copyright Law. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all affiliated characters are property of Hasbro Inc.