After many centuries, on a dying planet the Master of Death is finally ready to start over, and it just so happens his freash start is filled with multi-colored ponies.

Morty!Harry MasterofDeath!Morty Pony!Morty Grumpy!Morty Jerk!Morty Unicorn!Morty, Pansexual!Morty, Pervy!Death.

This will span the series with AU moments but will start pre-first season.

The ratings is for Harry's potty mouth and Death's perv-like tendencies.

The character section will be added to as the story goes along, so no worries, you'll see some of your favorites at some point.

Cover art done by Dark Canvas/AppleDashislife. (horn is under his mane).

Oh, and in case anyone asks, yes Harry will experiment with relationships and such, but he will be a pansexual, so he may end up with anybody.

I will reference from the show, comics, cards, videogames, fan content, reviewers, and most importantly, my own imagination taking a personal spin on many of the references and sometimes characters.

Characters so far (will continue to add as I go along):

Morty (once HP), Death, Nook and Caboose (Morty's Parents), Princess Celestia, Random Royal guard(s), Headmaster Inkwell (originally a Professor from Comics), Princess Cadence (Morty's roommate).

Having failed to reach Davy Jones' Locker with the rest of his crew, Captain Hector Barbossa finds himself stranded within a hell many times more terrifying; a land infested with magical talking horses and little baby dragons. Despite the odds being stacked against him and the inhabitants of Ponyville at his back every step of the way, he vows to return to his own world and finish the quest he started.

If only fate did not have a new adventure in store for him. An adventure that could very well change the fate of Equestria and the Caribbean seas forever...

This story is a sequel to Equestrian Border Checkpoint

Hi, I’m Anon. I’m the asshole in the booth at the Checkpoint. See, ever since I came to the Equestrian Border Checkpoint of Manehatten, I’ve done two things. Stamp papers, and yell at people. I do both of these things really well. Now, without further ado, get your shit and get out, you’re holding up the line.

Papers Please does NOT belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex. Also, there’s a shizzle ton of swear words. It get heckin hectic.

Amazing Cover art by LazyHooves
Chapters 1-14: The Human Arc
Chapters 15-28: The War Arc

It was during Harry's summer before his second year. He was locked up in his room and unable to leave with out the grace of his neglectful relatives. In desperation to escape, his magic came to the fore and whisked him away to a new world. A world with no Voldemort, no fickle wizard society, and no Dursleys.

In this new place, with a new body and a chance to be something, someone else, to choose his path, he seizes it.

Not that he is without secrets in this new world. In the middle of slowly building relationships with other ponies, finding himself, and reaching his own chosen destiny, he tries to keep secret his origins, his true abilities, and one rather obvious difference between himself and other ponies, something that could disrupt his new ideal life in this amazing world full of ponies.

*Please be aware that episodes will be out of order at times for plot convenience, or my own playful whims

Oh, and if anypony doesn't like it, please comment to me why, I am always looking for good constructive criticism.

When Twilight Sparkle had the magical surge that cemented her place as Celestia's student, the amount of power she released not only hatched a baby Dragon, it brought forth something else. Something that shouldn't exist any more.
Something that has Celestia worried.

A fluffy puppy.

[Despite the gore tag it's rather light on that, and they have yet to make a lewd tag and there's a bit of that.]

Editing help by Lawlypops, ThatNoobpony and people in the comments.

Modoc is converting this story into a youtube audio format if you'd rather listen to the story. That link is here.

Cover art by marking

Season two is live here, Season 2

A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.

Featured 6/22/2020. Thank you all so much!
It happened again 6/30/2020! What insanity is this?!
OK, seriously, you people spoil me. 7/1/2020
I'm going to keep thanking you every time it happens. You can't stop me! 7/4/2020
Have all the happy Pinkie Pies in the world! 7/5/2020
RIGHT ON MY DUDES! ROCK ON! 7/13/2020

New cover art by Mix Up: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/195663/Mix-up

Mix Up's deviantart page: https://www.deviantart.com/amalgamzaku

Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.

A lot.

Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.

The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.

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Part of the PWNY-verse.

First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.

Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt
Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source.
Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!