The scene between Pandinus and Cimmerian was sexy and adorable. Thanks for the chapter.

Defining Love (The Substitute Demon[set at the end of Never Underestimate])

Do you mean "Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare"? Because I can't find 'Never' in any of the chapter titles... and I have seen these kind of things post the clop scene of a chapter before the actual chapter.

so... am i supposed to read it before giving it a thumbs up or can i thumb it up first and then read it? either way, both of those things are happening

Heh. Just as messy and awesome as I thought it would be. Nice job.

6397633 Glad you enjoyed it. I figured if the two couldn't talk without some misunderstandings the first few days, how would an actual romantic night go?

6397682 Changed, thnx. I just don't want to have to boost Demon to M.

6397755 Bastard, what do you mean, thanking a god when I wrote this? It's like the doctors who perform surgeries, and get to hear everyone shouting "It's a miracle! God answered our prayers!" when the surgery is successful. Think about that, then go thank a surgeon for their work.

6397774 Either way, though I'd prefer you read it first, so it's not just your fascination with my other works.

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6398132 i did my thumbing at the story and then i read it. nothing more to say other than it was the quality i expected of your writing and it satisfied my addiction for the day. thank you for said story

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It's like the doctors who perform surgeries, and get to hear everyone shouting "It's a miracle! God answered our prayers!" when the surgery is successful.

Oh jeez, that is one of my biggest pet peeves. I cannot stand people who ignore the person who saved their life, and then goes on to thank something who had nothing to do with it. It's rude, and pretty stupid as well.

6398268 What if I ask very nicely?

You should'va put this in the original story, as a espetial chapter, but whatever, still fas fun and hot.

6399163 Father, I need to borrow some money. And the car.

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Depend on the person really. The belief is that God was responsible for everything ultimately.
Sure, you really should thank the doctors for their works, but it is by God's will that it succeed, by God's will that many technique and medicine were invented or something like that.
Can't really blame people about thanking God...You can only tell them that it is very much common courtesy and polite to thank the doctors for their works. Showing the doctors that they were appreciated for doing their job. That is what God would have wanted, loving thy neighbour.
Similar to the "If God wanted me to die, I would be dead already."
P.S. Also, if you're going to bring people who thank God for the work of doctors, then I bring up people who blame God for the mistakes they made in their own life.

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6399956 I personally find it all childish, really. Our brains have not evolved as fast as our society, so these kinds of biases followed us from when we were hunter-gatherers. Cognitive biases and dissonances of all sorts are common because our brains are wired that way. The only thing that can fight it is our culture, since our culture is more malleable than our brains. Hopefully one day we will become advanced enough to be able to genetically modify our genes before conception, and then modify the genes responsible for our brain's development and make the human brain more fit for our society. Anyways, I won't say any more because I don't want to piss anyone off by being logical. That tends to happen.

Are you really so desperate to get another story featured that you'd lower your writing standards to this? The last time you did this, you wrote a whiny blog post complaining how your pseudo-porn was instantly more popular than your main story. Well, congrats, now you are writing just straight-up clop and really fishing for the lowest common denominator. You better never complain again, especially not about the kind of crowd this will draw to your other story.

6400239 Adjusting one's gene does not give one's the ability to gain higher form of "intellegence" like you talked about.

6400318 o.O? If you don't like it why go here?

Heh, probably was wondering when I would get to this. We can all expect some of the shit my brain will have my fingers type.
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It still struck him as odd that he was committing to such an act; an alien body, and mating with another alien?

Well, Captain Kirk did it with an alien girl as a human, Ted is taking that knowledge ever further!

'I don't remember reading about that in health class.'

Neither do I! What does one do in such a situation? Wink back?

"What are you doing?" Pandinus yelled, glaring back at him. "Jump up and rut me already!"

ARG! Pan, why do you have to go right to the main course and skip the appetizer?!
And for the really dense, eating out is... well...
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"You know, you're supposed to enjoy the first time, learn what each other likes and what not."

Or second time. Such is the case when you are love drunk the first time and near kill a whole changeling hive by overfeeding them.

"Oh wow" He muttered.

That moment when you realized you put off masturbating for how long?

This was it, what she'd been begging for since her transition to queen.

Well... she got the first wish. Just can't really remember it. Though I love the mental image of her coughing up love like some actor shot in an action film coughs up blood.

First it was only the tip

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"Don't stop. Deeper, give me more." Din murmured into the covers.

Wow, biting the pillows already?

"I swear, Cimmer, if you pull out I'm going to hu-erk!"

Least she knows what she wants.

locking him deep inside her as his balls clenched up, churning out his reproductive soup.

Guess she wanted the soup over the salad.

Nothing he could place as an orgasm from his partner, much less enjoyment.

Now to be a gentleman and be sure every being gets a rush of neurotransmitters.

So much love, puddles of it, pools of it, oceans of it, all waiting to be claimed, all waiting to be consumed.

What would they call the place where all the love is stored? Love River? Lover's Lake? Love Canal?

"Do changelings not experience orgasms?" He wondered aloud.

I sense an experiment coming on!
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Once more he drove himself into her, her body tensing as she fought against some of her first lessons.

Those were the first lessons, damn. Is she also a victim of child abuse?

along the entirety of her now-sensitive flesh and drawing a pleasured mewl from her throat.

Hmmmm, so the change is supposed to enhance male pleasure while decreasing what the changeling feels. Run while the male is spent, heh. That is what I call a dine and dash.

and she howled in rapturous delight

I think that might have helped Ted get his motor revved...

The changelings legs gave out as she screamed her orgasm

Wonder how the ponies down the hall interpreted this. Either Ted is murdering a changeling queen or she is a screamer.

Did she scream into the link as well?

Did Cadance feel it? Pan is acting as the Love Princess' filter. And that filter just had a massive orgasm.

More pleasure surged through her body as his wet muscle danced across the pterathorax

I guess changelings could sorta have that. They are not really segmented like an insect, just have some insect qualities on what is mostly a pony frame.

stopping at each point of interest to impart another nibble or another lick to her shivering body.

I think Pan is becoming a fan of science. Now they need to start documenting their findings!

of course he was driving her into the ground.

He was in the literal sense, he is now in the figurative sense.

He double checked the sound wards, put in place after his first orgasm left him feeling none the worse for wear.

Damn, that puts the kibosh on the weirder rumors in the morning of Din screaming.

her fangs showing through her smile.

She gave him a fanged smile as she began to grind against him

Hmmm, author, doth thou also find attraction in fangs? We hath noticed thee using the word more frequently.

She buried her fangs in his neck

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God damn, slow down. I am running out of images to use!

pounding this mare into a whimpering pile of pleasure and happiness.

I always took Tuna as a giver and not a taker.

Had to keep the hive fed, after all.

AKA hurling out their pink guts into a massive basin.

I, I think we need to try again. I'm not sure who won, so we're going to need a tie-breaker.

She pulled in his love, using it to heal her aching body even as she began to rub against him yet again.

So this is how she avoids walking funny.
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the two lovers covered with a myriad of fluids that had no place matted into fur and dried out on chitin.

Unless it was after a night of being mounted like yoshi.

by now the effect was so minimal even actively burning the entirety of her reserves likely wouldn't help her.

So she can walk funny.

They'd kill her out of rage for the amount of love she'd burned just keeping up with him.

That is an interesting turn of events. I would think they would kill her for access to that love. Though Din could just pay them off by giving them love or, in a strange twist of events, drown the queens in pools of love. They would have to burn the love just to try and survive.

she'd have her love pool by the end of the month at the latest.

This is like that Scrooge duck having a swimming pool of gold coins and dollar bills. Super wasteful but worth it for the enjoyment. Also would work as a cruel way to kill people.

I like the reflection at the end about all the chances Din had of escaping back to the life she knew; even though it would be filled with loneliness, fear, and starvation. Would have been nice to have some mentioned reasons as to what stopped her from running just to get a deeper look into the character.

Aaaaaaand my comment swelled to needlessly long proportions cause I just had to comment on certain lines. I am a peanut gallery... If you want me to shorten things up I most definitely can.

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I kind of have to click on a story first to know what it is about, although now I really regret that I did.

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Honestly? Fuck off.

You're fishing for outrage and there was no purpose for your comment other than to be condescending. It's like going onto every Slice of Life story and yelling about how you don't like Slice of Life and how dare an author 'lower' themselves to writing what they want to.

This was fairly-well written, and the author can write what he damn well pleases.

I kind of have to click on a story first to know what it is about

Tags, rating, story length, rating, and short description are all shown before you click on a story. If you couldn't figure out from those, I pity your analytical abilities.

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Love Canal

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While I don't normally read this kind of stuff, I do on occasion and then find the comments to be hilarious more often then not.

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Arg! How could I have missed the obvious Love Tunnel?

6400318 When did I post that? I think it was after the first one I did, which I have, since then, added two more chapters, and written a completely different story that was also smut. The point is after that first one, I got over that mental block that said 'am I really going to do this?' and just started typing. I also left a blog post that said I had fun with it, and would recommend others at least try something similar if only to see how it turns out and how it feels. Sometimes I had more fun writing these than I had with The Substitute Demon. This here? This was fun, hilarious, and awkward as hell. It was a joy to wright.

6400396 I knew you'd show up eventually XD

Wink back?

I died

If you want me to shorten things up I most definitely can.

I actually enjoy reading those bloated things you call comments, as you actually comment on things in the story rather than giving me a "I liked it/I didn't like it"

6401058 I know what you mean, I once read through the comments of a story I didn't have any interest in, and ended up upvoting it solely for the comments.

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This was fairly-well written

Thanks

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Well then, give yourself a pat on the back cause I only leave these massive comments on stories I really like or the authors have shown enjoyment in the shit my fingers pound out. Though maybe I should leave a single boring comment, just to spice things up.

But we all know that once I start typing I can't stop the flood of stupid thoughts.

I just hope someone got the Archer reference.

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As I should note, it's pretty good. There's a few small issues I have, but overall it's better than mine shall ever been.

Aww, that was adorable!

Also, fuck yes! All of that anatomy and instinct! I'm a complete sucker for those small reproductive behaviors and body language.

6400393 I never said anything about higher intelligence. I am talking about complete manipulation of the brain's functions. And don't tell me genes don't control the brain's structure, because if that wasn't true, then a dog would have the same brain as a human. I am talking about how the brain has 'flaws' that work against our modern society. Flaws that EVERYONE has, including athiests and theists. This isn't an intelligence issue, but an issue of the brain. Everyone has a hard time separating emotion and logic, the brain even shuts down reasoning when people's beliefs are challenged most of the time, and scientists know that is a result of a primitive part of our brain that has not evolved to work with a scientific society. Ever wonder why everyone is biased one way or the other? If the human brain wasn't fundamentally 'flawed', then correct logic and evidence would work 100% of the time.

6402192 Kinda hard if not impossible to get the supposed perfect brain, ya know.

6402750 There is no such thing as a perfect anything, so obviously.

After reading about it so many times in this chapter alone, I just can't help myself.

Let the fun times roll

Hot action with the main story's theme of discovering and adapting to differences, plus a really solid insight into changeling mating. Excellent, absolutely excellent!

Hell, I'd go as far as to say this is easily one of the top 3 best sex stories I've read in a goddamn decade. No kidding, no overblowing. It's that good.

ADDENDUM: Forgot to praise the character development. This makes Ted even more likable, and is for sure a MAJOR point in developing Pandinus as a person we can all love as well. I feel bad for whoever skips this.

Also, put a link to this chapter in the AN of the pertinent main fic's chapter. This can be easily missable.

This, this is the greatest sex scene ever!!!! Hoo!!!! I am literally fanning myself, damn that was hawt!!!! Like way over 9000!!! LOL. Reykan!! You beautiful genius you!!!! We want more updates from The Substitute Demon, more sex scenes with Cim and Din, just the two of them please..... Zelus not included. Please

Nice.

>Reproductive soup
Just call it cum, you reprobate :V
That said, fairly well-written, an enjoyable read (in addition to the main story, which I've been binging. The porn is a nice bonus.)

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This is my old account hahaha can't believe I am writing to my past self