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Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.

A lot.

Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.

The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.

Part of the PWNY-verse.

First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.

Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt
Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source.
Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!

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Tracked and followed. Let the insanity commence!

This shall be GLORIOUS. If I'm entirely honest with you: Uncle may have been one of the main reasons I watched Jackie Chan Adventures, so this is right up my alley!:pinkiehappy:

7118233 I love the show. This makes me want to rewatch it

Preemptively upvoted and faved. I know I'm going to love this.

So did the Crusaders have their cutie marks yet or are they still blank flanks (I felt dirty typing that). Also why am I not surprised that Uncle and Zecora know each other. Looking forward to another great story!

One, still blank flanks.
Two, they don't know each other. The spell just happens to be in both worlds.


Cool. I would love to see your take on their cutie marks if you choose to change them from canon!

YES!!!! I loved this show when I was a kid!!

This is the second non-gaming PWNYverse fic I've seen. Also, I wonder if Zecora and Uncle's Equestrian counterpart have met each other at some point?


Was that word count intentional?

I have seen none of this show. Well small clips here and there. I need to find it and watch it.

Alright. Can't wait to see where this adventure takes the the Chans. But I know that it will be magical.

7118281 Having grown up with the show I have to say DO IT. It's a great show, a lot of fun, you'll love it.
Just like I'm going to love the crap out of this fic.

First off, you paired the CMC with Uncle? This is going to be messy. And second...you've got more tfs references in your stories than Killah has own counts, and it is GLORIOUS!!!

"When this spell is unfurled, we shall gaze into another world."


This is going to be another awesome fic to read. I love your stuff man.

Either more people liked the story between me reading and liking it, or i have found some way to give extra likes. The like count jumped from 24 to 35....

I can't wait to see the delicious chaos those three will cause Jackie....

"AIYAH!" Uncle screamed out, desperately covering his ears. "Three more things!"

You had me at Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
That was my freakin mantra when i watched the show, along with "One more thing"

By the way, the chant apparantly translates to "Evil demons and malevolent spirits, begone!" in cantonese

Now THIS is gonna be fun. Also... I can't help but wonder. Unlike every other PWNY-Verse story thus far, here you immediately showed exactly what caused them to be sent to Earth right from the start. Not to mention, you've established that Zecora can see the other world. Are we gonna have a little switching perspectives thing going on here? Have Zecora, and possibly others, be watching over the Crusaders as things happen?

I'm calling it. We're gonna hear/read this in a future chapter

"Jackie" "El Toro"
"Jackie" "El Toro"
"Jackie" "El Toro"

DAMN TATS!!! Back at it again with the Verse Fics!!!

... I'll see myself out now. And Zecora: LANGUAGE!!!

*foams and dies while faving and following*

7118310 The show this one is going to be based on, Jackie Chan Adventures.



7118363 Gods, I hope not! I don’t want what happened to uncle to happen to me!

Jackie Chan Adventures and MLP? Together? Hold up, let me get comfortable!

Wait... The Crusaders... and Jade

You sir. Are fucking awesome. That is all.

"...forgive me, Fluttershy, for I must cry...fuck, all kinds of duck..."

By all that is illuminated by the sun! That one quote alone earned a thumbs up and a fave from me!

I didn't even need to read the story summary to know you talking about Uncle. That's part of my childhood right there.

Let the Crusaders have the horse talisman for the pun. I wonder what's scarier: Angry pegasus takes flight or angry crow takes flight?

I can't stop laughing:rainbowlaugh: good lord its been ages since I've thought of this show. Was pretty good series to. Loved Uncle. Can't wait to see where this is headed

Hmm, Applebloom gets his potion making, Sweetie Belle gets his chi wizarding, and Scootaloo joins Jade in bothering Jackie for martial arts lessons?

:rainbowlaugh: Oh You did it again! XD

I can't wait to see what you have to share with this crazy story!

This is going to be amazing! Also zecoras cursing was one heck of a comedic firecracker. I'm actually considering catching up on the show. I'll be keeping an eye on this one.

I can see Uncle apprenticing them, with Apple Bloom being the best at making potions, Sweetie the best at using spells, and... I don't know, Scootaloo learning martial arts? I can especially see Jade and Scootaloo being best friends and both admiring Jackie.

Oh, damnit, Uncle is directly below Batman on the badass meter. I've got to see where this goes, 'cause uncle's seen some things in his lifetime. Hell, He'd probably shrug and just go brew a cup of tea. Uncle's got Uncle-ing to do.

This unintentionally saddens me greatly. I'd love to see Jackie's reaction upon hearing Uncle straight up chills with a magical zebra like it ain't no thang.

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