Twilight Gets a Puppy
By TDR
Griffon the Bitch off
epilogue
[ Outside of Ponyville.]
Gilda swore up a storm as she landed outside of town. To say she was pissed was an understatement. That pink bitch made a fool out of her, and Rainbow Dash chose the pink pony over her.
Some loyalty.
Gilda had a brief pang of of regret, a stray thought that it might have all been her fault, crossed her mind briefly, but she quickly squashed it. No it wasn't her fault it was that pink bitchs. She was going to pay for this, and so was Dash. Old friend or not, choosing that pink menace over her was not something she was going to forgive.
Gilda cursed as she tore up the ground around where she landed needing to vent on something and the soft soil was the only thing nearby. She let out a growl and tried to calm herself down a little as she looked over the area. The field here bordered on the edge of the forest and she needed something to get the taste out of her mouth after that candy, her tongue still burned. And she never did get any of that cake due to the mail mare crashing into it.
There was likely to be some sort of small game around here. A couple birds or a gopher or something she could take her frustrations out on and eat before she flew back home. She honesty wasn't looking forward to the flight, let alone the destination, but it beat staying here.
She almost took to the air again when she saw the rabbit. It was calmly chewing on a carrot while sitting on the root of a tree, it's back was to her though it's ears were perked up as if it was listening for danger.
Gilda sank down, folding her wings along her back slowly, if she took off the wing beats would alert her target and it would run. She could easily sneak up on it though.
The Griffoness crept closer to the rabbit, staying to the short grass and the long shadows of the tree the setting sun was providing. She was barely six feet from it when she decided to pounce. She lept at the rabbit claws extended ready to claim her meal.
With his back still turned to the lunging Griffon, Angel Bunny smiled.
No one messed with Fluttershy.
I'm calling it now, something happens that lets rahs speak, am i close?
also i was unaware of the existence of vorpal rabbits so thanks for giving me that... interesting... information
and with that, Gilda is no more,
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Nah, flutters would be sad if Angel killed. He'll just utterly trounce get, maybe getting G to the hospital and thus giving her and Rahs a chance to hook up
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I approve of this ship!
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* Face palm* yes. there is something that allows Rahs to speak. but if i explain the joke . It's not as funny.
Vorpal is a spell In D&D that allows a bladedobject to behead some one on a roll of a 20. My D&D group always called the Monty Python rabbit a Vorpal bunny.
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Nah she's not dead.
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Close. the trounced part is right.
8585758 Heh. But is this the ship i chose to dump Rahs in, that is the question.
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BALLS!
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you've just doomed me, i offhandedly mentioned the vorpal rabbit to my dm and now he's gotten ideas.
terrible horrible ideas. well... its been a good run for my character.
also sorry if i may have spoiled the joke! Ill try and forget about it
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No you're fine, see, no one has gotten that joke just yet.
Also.. sorry. But just say this to him. Giant awakened chicken druid. named Boo.
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ahhh monty python and the holy grale
Can I feel sorry for Gilda now
Poor Gilda...beaten by a Bunny....
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And now I want the episode "Sonic Rainboom" to have Rah ask Twilight for wings rather than the cloudwalking spell.
In the Cloudsdale audience, Gilda Griffin watches the Young Flier Competition and sees the bewinged Rahs.
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In hindsight this episode just made Pinkie look like a pile of shit. She continually drives Gilda up the wall and makes Rainbow Dash choose her over Gilda, despite making her lose her shit.
This combined with Zecora makes her look pretty racist, honestly.
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This! Just all of this!
I don't know what you did to Gilda in SiS but I'm really really hoping she's only maimed here.
We really need to ask Miss Fluttershy what have she fed that rabbit?
8586753 Well aside fro the fact in the end all Pinkie did was throw gilda a party . Dash played all the pranks. Also Gilda stole, and screamed at Fluttershy and was pretty much a bitch the whole episode. Yeah Pinkie Pie drove her to it at first, but when it was just her without dash she was still a bitch. As for Zecora,yeah, it was pretty bad.
Oh Gilda..... You done goofed.... That's a Bunny with Teeth Like THIS.
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Pinky does have issues with social cues. The whole thing with cranky doodle donkey for example.
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I personally believe Pinkie understands social cues very well, and just gnores them. She shows a high amount of intelligence quite often, and she seems to be a master of Stockholm Syndrome.
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To quote the Joker, "If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!".
Angel Bunny smiled.
No one messed with Fluttershy.
ok that is the only reason to keep angle around, but he needs to learn his place.
Another fun one, seeing Spike and Rahs' takes on events as they went through without really changing things, and leaving off from just recapping those events once they left, good overall idea. As well as using the time for a bit more world-building. So the link flows both ways depending on which one has the higher magical charge at the moment, interesting. Design feature, or just a result of how it works is the question. And..... I just thought of something, given that, and how spells are passed around between the ones in this link..... Chryssi might be in for quite the surprise next season.
Shorted out the machine at 9000, Story..... you should feel bad, and yet, I loved that. Still got a but, well done.
Laser Pointering Rahs.... Best! Prank! EVER!
You upset Fluttershy... you done fucked up big time. Enjoy some karmic payback
O-o ... I both loathe and fear that bunny.
He really should act a little nicer around everyone, couldn’t hurt.
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Well, Gilda deserved it.
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Gilda did steal, and she shouted at Fluttershy for just getting in her way. I figure the ending would have been the same sooner or later, but Pinkie Pie just brought it forward.
Dear God ... I didnt laugh so deep and evil in quite a while ♡ Love that OP Bunny
Remember Satan vs Cell in DBZ ? That probably as one sided as well
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A bit dark... Dont you think? Than again Author has a dark Angel Bunny avatar...
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Huh... Neat!
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He can purrr she can purrr they can purrr together...
PURRRFECTION ♡.♡
She gets beaten up by a bunny with a carrot.
Dawww... Sooo Cute...
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oooooooooooooookkkkkkkaaaayy WTF
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If you think that extream, never watch mlp cupcakes.
Where’s the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch when you need it?
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