It is recommended you read this story in one of the Dark formats in order to better distinguish the colored text of the 'other voices'.

Hey folks! Name's Deadpool!
I thought that was all of us?
It is. He's just introducing us as a single entity.
Will you two idiots be quiet? I'm trying to talk to the readers! Anyway, I know you've all been waiting with bated breath for this story ever since it was announced, and here it is! And it's going to have everything you'd expect of such a story!
Explosions!
Adorable father-daughter bonding moments.
Total babes!
Awkward hilarity.
Not to mention me, Deadpool, the merc with-
Daddy, who are you talking to?
Oh hey Chryssi! Just telling the readers about-
Are you breaking the fourth wall again? I thought you were going to teach me how to do that today.
That's what I'm doing! Say hi to the readers, Chryssi!
You will all love me and despair as I feed upon your adoration to become an unstoppable god!
That's my girl! Hey, wanna read the story with me?
I brought popcorn and chimichangas.
*sniffle* You're the best thing to ever happen to me, Chryssi!

Hey look! We've got cover art now!
Aww, you were so cute at that age!
And I'm not cute now?
Now you're sexy!
We should thank Sanyo21 for the image.
Then I guess I'll throw up a link! Nnnghha! http://www.fimfiction.net/user/sanyo21
...did you really have to literally throw it?
Yup!
Oh, and for those who don't know yet, this story is part of the PWNY-verse. It's not all about us - even if it should be - but you'll probably enjoy it to-Oh, stop making me a shill already!

Oh, by the way, it's recommended you read this story in Dark or Ultra Dark. Some of the colored text doesn't show up clearly otherwise. Not necessary, but just a suggestion.

After Deadpool and Pinkie Pie were laid off from their other story, they were given another job, to do a time wipe and go with a new story. As cliche as it is, it's the revival baby!!!

Special thanks to TheWolfHeart89 (DeviantArt Name) for allowing me to use his image "You broke your pinkie promise" as the cover.
My Little Pony and all related characters are owned by Harbro
Deadpool is owned by Marvel Comics (A Division of The Walt Disney Company)

Any sort of Constructive Criticism is Welcome.

What do You get when you combine Deadpool, Pinkie Pie, and a clear Green Day influence?
You would get "Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours"
Deadpool, The Merc with a Mouth, Having been seen to break through the confines of the Marvel universe is currently experimenting with going through other universes. Currently the universe that he has felt the most Comfortable was the land of Equestria. While there, he met a pony he instantly connected with, that pony was Pinkie Pie. Pinkie happened to share Similar qualities with Deadpool. Naturally, they became fast friends. They would just spend afternoons just talking at Sugarcube Corner. Soon after,they started a Green Day cover band called “The Insomniac Nimrods” with Rainbow Dash. The Insomniac Nimrods was notorious for Dash constantly Being hammered by Flim-Flam Brothers Apple Cider during live shows,eventually resulting with Dash taking a 307 step program with Applejack heading the program,her having to deal with apple cider for a majority of her life made her qualified to deal with Cider addictions. Our story begins at Joe's Donut Shop. Dash is currently at step 273 and the band at least 100,000 Bits in debt to the Equestrian Mafia.The highest grossing movie in Equestria is a gangster film called "The Long Hearth's Warming Eve" making over 75,990,069 Bits. The astonishing thing about it was how it was only made for about only 380,000 bits and somehow managed to earn 13 RPFRA's (Royal Princesses Film Recognition Awards) After rewatching the film's PIMAX Re-Release Pinkie and Deadpool stopped at Joe's for a bite to eat,trying to decide how to make the 100,000 Bits within 43 Days and 7 Hours. Naturally,they stray off the topic Fairly quickly.

When Deadpool ends up in Ponnyville due to a teleporter malfunction, he must figure out a way to fix it before the changelings can use it to go to earth, and he'll need all the help he can get, but until then Deadpool explores the new world, freaking out ponies, and having plenty of fun.

Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up.
Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.

Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics

Featured: SO MANY DAYS!!!

Proud Crossoveree with:

When Lightning Strikes

SPD Emergency

For the Emperor and the UNSC!

Maretropolis Ghoul

SAE- Sword Art Equestria

Open for other Crossovers

After successfully completing another mercenary mission, Deadpool feels that he is living an unfulfilled life. As he flips through his television, he discovers a show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Deadpool becomes instantly obsessed, and not long after, he starts comparing and contrasting the world he lives in today to the world of Equestria. He suddenly concludes to himself that Equestria would be a better place to live in...