The Buckball stadium stood amongst Appleoosa, and despite the heat from being in the middle of the desert (trust me, I'm in Arizona), everypony was still excited to see the latest buckball tournaments, with the undefeated team from Ponyville standing out. Sitting in the crowd was Quibble Pants, along with a pink unicorn that had a white mane with a blue streak in it, and a purple pegasus filly with a darker colored mane that looked more like a miniature Twilight Sparkle with freckles. Said filly read a book about the stats of each of the players as Quibble and the mare snuggled each other in a loving embrace. The scene was cute, though, it came to a halt as they heard a strange sound.
"Pika!" Both adults turned to see a fairly large yellow mouse with red cheeks wearing a detective hat.
"Um... what is that?" The mare asked.
"I have no idea." Quibble replied before waving his hoof to the mouse. "Uh... shoo. Go away."
"Pika!" The mouse replied, hopping closer to them. Quibble got up, freaking out a bit.
"Uh... Is this somepony's... mouse?"
"Yeah, that'd be mine." The voice of Deadpool was heard, followed by the Merc appearing between the two. "Detective Pikachu! There you are you little son of a-"
"Pika!" The mouse interrupted.
"Well, excuse my language!"
"Oh great." Quibble covered his face again. "Not you again."
"Again?" The mare asked. Deadpool patted Quibble Pant's head.
"Great to see you again, Mr. Oswalt!" Deadpool replied before turning to his mare. "And my, my! You've got your wife here! Meredith Salenge!"
"Um... it's Clear Sky, actually." She replied with a blush. "He doesn't seem that bad, Quibble."
"You're gonna regret it." Deadpool let out a loud squeal as he picked up the filly.
"Oh my god! You're so f**king adorable, Alice Rigney Oswalt!"
"Uh... thanks?" The filly spoke in an uncomfortable tone. "Oh! You've got a pikachu?"
"Indeed! And not just any Pikachu, Detective Pikachu!"
"How can a pikachu be a detective?"
"Watch the movie and you'll find out. But I'm surprised you know about Pokemon."
"Oh yes, I have my own Pokemon."
"Wait, what?" Popping out of her bag was a brown, small, fox-like creature that had cream colored fluff around it's neck and the tip of it's tail. "An eevee!?"
"Pika!" Detective Pikachu spoke, shaking his small arms around.
"Wait, you know this eevee!?" Both Pikachu and Eevee had an intense staredown.
"Eevee..." The eevee spoke.
"HE'S VOICED BY HUGH JACKMAN!?!?!?"
Deadpool and Wind Sprint stood in the middle of the field with their pokemon right in front of them, ready to battle.
"Wait, are we fighting?" The filly asked.
"Oh course!" Deadpool replied. "We're in a glorified animal fighting ring that people love to see." As he said that, Ingrid E. Newkirk stuck her head around the corner, breathing heavily and nasally. The merc turned around and fired a magnum, missing her by a few inches. "F**k off! I was making a joke! Get outta here, PETA!!! You ruined Steve Irwin's birthday!!!" Ingrid hissed as she got on all fours and ran away like an ape. Wade turned back to a confused Wind Sprint. "You'll understand later. Go! Pikachu! Use tackle!"
"Pika!" Pikachu ran forward rapidly and, using it's head tackled the eevee.
"Eevee! Use Tail Whip!" Wind Sprint ordered. The eevee got up, it's tail glowing, before spinning and knocking pikachu back. Pickachu slid across the floor, but got up, not down just yet.
"Ha! Good move, but let's see if Eevee can withstand this!" Deadpool dramatically pointed ahead. "Pikcahu! Use Thunderbolt!" Pikachu's red cheeks crackled with Electricity, followed by it firing into the sky, then crashing down to earth at Eevee. Wind Sprint gasped, unsure what will happen... followed by the entire theater gasping. When the dust cleared, Eevee sat on it's own tail, unharmed.
"... Ha! You missed!" Wind Sprint mocked.
"Pikachu! You piece of S-!" Deadpool yelled, only to get zapped by a blast of green magic. The sky darkened, as a blimp in the shape of Grogar's head hovered over them all, and a familiar anthem was heard. Standing in the basket was Tirek, Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow, all wearing white shirts & pants, purple belts, boots, and gloves.
"Prepare for trouble!" Chrysalis announced
"And make it double." Tirek added, his voice more electronic and him not exactly as excited.
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all creatures within our nation."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
"Chrysalis!"
"Tirek."
"Team Grogar blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight."
"Cozy Glow, That's right!" Cozy Glow finished, standing on their heads. Everyone went silent, with Deadpool back up on his feet, smoking a bit. He pulled out a grenade launcher and fired at the ridiculous blimp. A few seconds passed, and the blimp exploded in a ball of flame, with it, and the three villains, flying back the way they came from.
"... So... are we gonna continue?" Wind Sprint asked.
"After that... nah. I'm sure they're alive, and by the looks of it, they're under Grogar's rule. S**t just got real." He pulled out his cellphone and dialed a number. "... Hey, Gallus? ... Yeah... We're gonna have to get ready... I'll be with you soon. All of you use the obstacle course I've made."
Gallus hung the phone in the darkened room. He looked back to the rest of the X-Force, ready for their orders.
"It's obstacle course time." He simply spoke. A collective cheer was heard as Gallus pressed a button on a computer connected to some speakers, with Man in Motion (St. Elmos Fire) playing. The room opened up, bringing in light, as a dangerous obstacle course revealed itself, ranging from sharpened pendulums, automated turrets, pools of water filled with sharks, and various pits. It was all in slow motion, but all the X-Force ran ahead, ready to push themselves to be even better, as a timer was on display with the record time being 3:23.98.
Deadpool put his phone away before giving Pikachu to Wind Sprint.
"There ya go. Much better. Now you've got the 2 most adorable pokemon with the most adorable filly! If you excuse me, I've got a world to save." Deadpool sprinted ahead, ready to travel back to Equestria... but was immediately hit by a train.