Inside Canterlot, at what was a very unimpressive house, a unicorn mare with a cream coat and a mane that was red with a purple stripe was sleeping in her bed. It was night time, and all was quiet... too quiet. Some creaks were heard in her room, and she woke up, though still half asleep. She looked up from her bed, only to see what looked a bit of a red blur. She leviated her glasses & placed them over her eyes and turned on her lamp. She was greeted with the face of Deadpool.
"WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled, pointing at her glasses! She screamed and fell off her bed, shaken, but looked up: Deadpool was gone!
"... I need to lay off the studying." She spoke to herself, shivering from that super frightful moment. She climbed back into her bed and rested her glasses, only to then be interrupted by loud banging. She looked right back up & placed her glasses on, seeing Deadpool bang two cooking pans together!
"♫I didn't get no sleep cause of ya'll! Ya'll ain't gonna get no sleep 'cause of me!♫" Her eyes twitched at seeing this... strange thing's behavior.
"...Luna... is this a nightmare?" Deadpool grabbed onto the unicorn, hugging her.
"'Tis is not a nightmare! 'Tis is called a Fan-Fic! IT'S WORSE THAN REALITY!!!" She blinked and stared into the distance.
"Who are you?"
"A friend of Twilight's!"
"...Twilight never told me about you."
"I'm pretty new here. Name's Deadpool!"
"...Deadpool!? You mean THE Deadpool!?"
"Eeyup!" She screamed again, flailed out of her captor's grip, and ran away! Deadpool poppoed out of the door, seeing her run away "Run, b***h! Run!!!" She ran across Canterlot, ran until she landed at a familiar house! She banged on the door loudly!
"Minuette!!! Minuette!!!" The door opened and a light blue uniucorn with a mane that looked like Toothpaste opened the door.
"Oh! Hi Moon Dancer! what brings you here so late?"
"Deadpool's here!!!"
"...He's all over the place, sweetie."
"NO!!! He's HERE here!!!"
"Here here!? Where here, though!?" Moon Dancer's mouth dropped open and she backed up a bit. "What's wrong with you? And who's scratching my mane?" She turned around and gasped, seeing Deadpool brushing her mane with huge a toothbrush.
"Brushie, Brushie, Brushie!!!" Deadpool sang to himself, lifting the toothbrush off her mane, only to see bits of her mane in it. "Darn it! I was hoping your mane was made out of toothpaste." Both mares screamed and ran for their life! "Wait! I floss too!!!"
Both mares ran into Twilight's old home, blocking the entrance with a bookshelf!
"What about Twinkle Shine and Lemon Hearts!?" Minuette asked
"It's best for them to not get involved!" Moon Dancer answered "I don't want them to be terrified as us!" The lights turned on inside, cauisng both mares to jump and scream again! They turned and saw a unicorn mare with a white coat & pink mane, and the other being yellow & having a blue mane, both the same race & having the same mane.
"Moon Dancer?" The white one asked
"Minuette?" The other asked
"What are you both doing here?"
"What are YOU doing here!?" Moon Dancer asked, walking to them.
"We just woke up here." the yellow answered.
"It was really strange," the white added "We were just looking at the news on what's been happening when, in a puff of red smoke, we came here where you two came inside."
"... Did you meet a human in a red suit?" Minuette asked
"...No."
"Oh thank goodness!" Moon Dancer replied, going up the stairs. "Perhaps we can hold off until-"
"Hold on a second!" The yellow yelled
"What's wrong, Lemon Hearts?" Minuette asked
"...Was that piano there the whole time?"
"Not that I know of." Twinkle Shine added.
"I added it." Deadpool's voice answered. The group gasped and hugged each other. Deadpool appeared right behind the piano, sitting down. "Join me for the national white girl anthem!!!" He began to play the piano, which made it move, knocking the mares onto the piano, all holding on for dear life. He then knocked his head on the head turning part with a paper towel roll.
"♫Making my way downtown, Walking fast, Faces pass, And I'm home bound. Staring blankly ahead, Just making my way Making a way Through the crowd. And I need you, And I miss you, And now I wonder.... If I could fall Into the sky, Do you think time Would pass me by? 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles If I could Just see you... Tonight! It's always times like these When I think of you And I wonder If you ever Think of me. 'Cause everything's so wrong And I don't belong Living in your Precious memory. 'Cause I need you, And I miss you, And now I wonder.... If I could fall Into the sky Do you think time Would pass me by? 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles If I could Just see you... Tonight♫ JOIN THE WHITE GIRL ANTHEM, LADIES!!!" The mares stared at Deadpool hesitantly, but they joined his... performance.
"♫And I, I Don't want to let you know. I, I Drown in your memory. I, I Don't want to let this go. I, I Don't....♫" Deadpool and all the mares sang together now, all the mares now joining the anthem.
"♫Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pass And I'm home bound. Staring blankly ahead Just making my way Making a way Through the crowd. And I still need you, And I still miss you, And now I wonder.... If I could fall Into the sky Do you think time Would pass us by? 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles If I could Just see you... If I could fall Into the sky Do you think time Would pass me by? 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles If I could Just see you. If I could Just hold you... Tonight.♫"
Their piano-car parked in front of Twilight's castle, just as the morning sun came into view.
"...How'd you do that?" Moon Dancer asked
"Magic and a lot of white girl knowledge." Deadpool answered "Plus, you were so much better than my LAST partners.
"...I'm not gonna ask." Minuette commented, hoping off the piano. The doors opened and Twilight came out, yawning, but gasped, seeing her friends were here.
"Moondancer," she checked off "Minuette, Twinkle Shine, and Lemond Drops!? What are you all doing here!?"
"Just learning a song we can sing together with Deadpool." Twinkle answered
"And he took us here." Lemon added.
"SELFIE!!!" Deadpool yelled, grabbing all of Twilight's old friends together and taking a selfie with them all. "Now I must go! Destiny calls for me!!!" Deadpool walked away, but everypony stared at how Deadpool walked away.
"...He is strange." Moon Dancer commented.
"How did you meet him?" Twilight asked
"He broke into my house and scared the pants off of me."
"...What!?"
"Let me explain inside." Twilight and her old friends walked inside the castle. Deadpool continued with his... weird walking.