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// Wade and Pinkamena Do The Archives 
// Story: Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours 
// by MixedBag1994 
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Derpy and Fluttershy positioned the DeLorean over the Crystal empire Archives. But then, in a fit of poor judgement, Deadpool opened up a Banana Nut Muffin. The DeLorean was Positioned over the Archives which happened to be in the Castle when the scent of the Muffin reached Derpy and immediately moved towards the muffin, letting go of the DeLorean in the process. “CAN’T. HOLD. ON. MUCH. LONGER!” said Fluttershy as the DeLorean slipped through her hooves. 
The DeLorean Descended at high speeds towards the castle where the archives are located. 
“Pinkie, if we crash and burn horribly i have something to confess.” 
“What?” said Pinkie 
“I...I...I’ve always loved Twilight.” 
“That’s so Sweet.” said Pinkie. “I Have something to confess as well.” said Pinkie. “I read your Daring Do fanfiction, Deadpool. and I Loved It!” said Pinkie
“Thank You.” Said Deadpool. 
The DeLorean crashed through the Roof of the Royal Bedroom where Shining Armor and Cadance were sleeping. The DeLorean crashed through the roof of the castle with a massive CRRRRAAAASSSSHHHHH!!!!!!! 
“What in the Name of Celestia is Going on Here?!” yelled Shining Armor. 
“Oh, Calm Down honey, It’s Just Pinkie Pie.” said Cadance. 
Pinkie Rolled down her Window. “Hi Cadence!, Hi Shining Armor!” yelled Pinkie. 
“What are you two Doing in the Royal bedroom with a car?” said Cadance. 
“Long Story.” said Deadpool. “Mind if we check out the Archives?” said Deadpool. 
“Sure, Down the main staircase and Take a left, First door on the Right.” said Shining Armor
“Thanks.” said Pinkie Pie. The DeLorean drove through the Double-Doors. 
“Are you Sure that they should Be Driving that car through the Castle?” said Cadance. 
“They should be fine.” said Shining Armor. 
The DeLorean drove through the Doors of the Archives at a speed of 73 miles per hour. So Fast it blew the doors right off the hinges and threw the window 30 feet across the room. along with several files. Coincidentally, the file for “The Great and Powerful Trixie” happened to land on the Windshield. 
“Well, We Know Where the file is Now.” said Deadpool as he grabbed the file.
“Where is She?” asked Pinkie. 
“Dear Sweet Celestia, She is Currently Living on the top floor of the Royal Castle.” said Deadpool.