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// A certain special 
// Story: Deadpool in Equestria 
// by MrAquino 
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This is the story of a boy named Deadpool. A lonely boy who tried to make a friend for May 4th...

A very young Wade Wilson stood outside of his family's trailer park home, wearing a red hoodie & pants, black gloves, boots, and a scarf over his face. Though it may be summer, it's still cold as hell in Canada, and today, something he thought of, was the holiday around Star Wars, May 4th, or simply dubbed, 'May the 4th be with you'. Of course, in the future, there will be 'Revenge of the 5th', but that'll offend the Mexicans, make Donald Trump laugh with pride, and, the last of prequel trilogy wasn't released at this time. But, let's get back to the boy in the snow.

Little Wade made a snowman, all by himself with his own hands. It was about twice his size, but Wade gave it some stick arms, with the left having a red lightsaber taped to it, and a star wars blanket-cape that he took from his friend, Jeremy Jahns. A sense of pride went into the boy, who pulled out a Darth Vader helmet.

"I've always wanted to explore the galaxy and have a real loving father," he spoke to himself. "But I think you'll fit that bill, Darth Frosty." He put the helmet of the snowman. True innocence filled his mind... until the ground shook violently with the sky turning red, fire erupting from the floor, and GOD DAMN DEMONS BEGAN FLYING OUT, RIPPING PEOPLE IN HALF!!! Wade gasped and turned around, seeing the a large figure emerging from a canyon that wasn't there before; it was the devil himself... or, more specifically, Mephisto.

"Thanks, Kid!" Mephisto's voice boomed. "I've been waiting to fuck this shitty ass place up for a LONG time!!!"

Wade only turned to see the literal hell on earth happening: People ran around, screaming for their lives as they were burned, ripped apart, and other acts of heavy violence that only a sadist would fap to. He whimpered as he turned to see Darth Frosty pointing one of his branches to him.

"You... did... this..." He spoke in a dying gasp.



 

"NIGHTMARES!!!" Deadpool screamed, waking up with a Darth Vader helmet on. He was in bed with Luna, who groggily woke up, dressed up like Princess Leia in her slave outfit. 

"What's wrong, Wade?" She asked.

"... I just had a nightmare... where I caused the apocalypse... all because I put the helmet of Darth Vader over a snowman's head."

"That's... weird."

"Tell me about it! But I guess this is what I get for having a Star Wars Marathon almost non-stop with only blue milk to drink."

"That, and you thought the CGI Leia looked good."

"IT WAS MY FIRST TIME SEEING IT!!! Besides, at least there's no Jar-Jar around." The blanket unfolded and the Gungan walked out.

"Me-sa disagrees." He spoke.

"WHAT THE FU-!?"