Deadpool ends up in Ponyville when his teleporter malfunctions.
When Deadpool ends up in Ponnyville due to a teleporter malfunction, he must figure out a way to fix it before the changelings can use it to go to earth, and he'll need all the help he can get, but until then Deadpool explores the new world, freaking out ponies, and having plenty of fun.
On a calm and shitty day in the neighborhood, Deadpool wanders around his apartment, wondering what to do.
"Holy shit, it's so god damn boring around here." said Deadpool's main personality. (We're just going to call that personality Deadpool)
"I know right, no one has tried to kill us in like a week." said Deadpool's crazy and funny personality. (And we're just going to call that one Deadpool One)
"Maybe it's because the last time someone tried to kill us, we sent them back with various things up their butts, and told them to tell their boss that the same thing would happen to them if they sent anymore guys." said Deadpool's more serous personality. (And finally, we're going to call this one Deadpool Two)
"Oh yeah, right, I forgot about that, but it was pretty funny though." said Deadpool One.
"Yeah yeah, it was funny, but still, we haven't had an attack, an assassination contract, or even a good crap in a whole week." said Deadpool Two.
"Ummm, hold that thought, I think we're going to have a visitor at the back door in a minute." said Deadpool as he ran to his bathroom.
"Oh boy, something interesting, finally." said Deadpool One.
"Shut up stupid... Ahhhh, this is gonna be a big one...Hnnnggg ahhhh, think of your happy place, think of your happy place, rainbows and unicorns, ponies and butterfly's... AHHHH!" screamed Deadpool.
"Push damn it, push!" screamed Deadpool Two.
"Doctor, doctor, I don't think the child is going to make it." said Deadpool One.
"Quiet nurse, I'm trying to work!" shouted Deadpool Two.
"HNNNGGG AAAHHH! HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE! PONIES, UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, AHHHH!" screamed Deadpool as he accidentally hit his teleporter and was suddenly teleported.
"AHHHH! What the hell is going on, I don't have to take a crap anymore, where the hell did it go?" asked Deadpool.
"You took a crap in a time space vortex, it could be anywhere in time or space." said Deadpool Two.
Washington, D.C. April 14, 1865
"Time to die Linco- *splat* AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" screamed the assassin as guards jumped on him.
Ponyville present time
A vortex opens up, and Deadpool flies out and does a face plant into the ground, Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were all having a picnic when they saw Deadpool, he was just laying there for a moment, not moving. "Oh my Celestia, Twilight what is that, what just happened?" asked Rarity.
"I'm not sure, it just seamed to come out of nowhere." said Twilight.
"Is it dead, it looks dead." said Applejack.
"I'm okay, I'm good, I meant to do that." said Deadpool as he stood up and looked around a little bit.
"Lets do it again, lets do it again!" said Deadpool One.
"Ummm, lets not." said Deadpool Two.
"But I wana do it again!" shouted Deadpool One.
"We can't you moron, we don't even know how it happened in the first place." said Deadpool Two.
"Ummm, if you two are done, I think we have company." said Deadpool as he took out his swords.
"Oooo, do we get to kill stuff, I want to kill stuff." said Deadpool One.
"Maybe, if they're hostile, are you hostile?" asked Deadpool.
"Ummm, no, we were just about to see if you were okay, so, are you okay?" asked Twilight.
"Oh, uhhh, yeah, I'm fine." said Deadpool.
"What are these creatures, they look like ponies, but they have horns and wings, and they're colorful." said Deadpool Two.
"Haha, the pink one looks like cotton candy." said Deadpool One.
"Well I guess you're right, my hair does kind of look like cotton candy." said Pinkie.
"Umm, Pinkie, he didn't say anything about your hair looking like cotton candy." said Twilight.
"Wait, you can hear these morons?" said Deadpool.
"Hay, I'm not a moron, I'm mentally inexperienced." said Deadpool One.
"No, you're a moron." said Deadpool Two.
"No you're both morons." said Deadpool.
"Haha, all three of you are funny." said Pinkie.
"Ummm, Pinkie dear, there's only one of him." said Rarity.
"Yeah I know that, but there's three voices, one from his mouth, and two from his head." said Pinkie.
"Nobody else can hear them, but you can, you know, I think I just made a new friend." said Deadpool.
"YAHOO! This calls for a party!" screamed Pinkie.
"Hold on Pinkie, we don't know what he is, where he's from, how he got here or what his name is, you can party after we get some explanations." said Twilight.
"Awww, party pooper." said Pinkie.
"So you, explain, who are you, what are you, and where are you from." said Twilight.
"The name's Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool." said Deadpool.
"Alright Deadpool, now what are you and where are you from?" asked Twilight.
"Well I'm a human, well actually I'm a mutant, well actually I'm a mutate, and I'm from earth, this is probably another planet, or a parallel universe, and I'm not sure how I got here, my teleporter just went crazy and poof, I ended up here." said Deadpool.
"Well look at what you did when you got here, you scared the hay out of Fluttershy." said Reinbow Dash.
"Oh, uhhh, sorry about that, hey, uhhh, Fluttershy, it's okay, I'm not going to hurt you." said Deadpool, Fluttershy slowly came down from the cloud she was hiding in, and hid behind Rarity.
"Alright, now I answered your questions, now answer mine, what are you, what are your names AND WHERE THE HELL AM I!" shouted Deadpool.
"I am Twilight Sparkle and she is Rarity she is Applejack she is Rainbow Dash she is Pinkie Pie, and you already know that she is Fluttershy, and you are in a land called Equestria, and me and Rarity are unicorns, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are pegasi, and Pinkie and Applejack are earth ponies, anything else?" asked Twilight.
"Okay, so I'm in a magical land where there are unicorns ponies and rainbows, so now the question is, HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE!" freaked Deadpool.
"Calm down, you said your teleporter malfunctioned, and that's how you got here, so we just fix it and send you back, easy peasy." said Rainbow Dash.
"Ummm, do any of you even know how to fix a teleporter?" asked Deadpool.
"Well, they are magic, so they could probably fix it with their magic." said Deadpool One.
"Yes, that is a possibility,but what if that backfires, and we get sent somewhere even more crazy." said Deadpool Two.
"There's somewhere even more crazy, I wanna go, I wanna go." said Deadpool One.
"Shut up stupid, we haven't even seen this place yet, I say we stay, and have a little fun before we leave." said Deadpool.
"Alright, does that mean we get to party now?" asked Pinkie all excited.
"You know, you're my kind of pony, just let me try and get the teleporter off my belt, and then we ca- *poof*" said Deadpool as he teleported next to Pinkie.
"AHHHH, you scared me, I thought you said your teleporter wasn't working." said Pinkie.
"No, I said it malfunctioned, it seams to be teleporting me to things I like." said Deadpool.
"Then can't you just teleport back home that way?" said Rainbow Dash.
"Well I guess I could try, let me just think about my home for a sec." said Deadpool as he thought about home, and then he hit his teleporter, he then teleported three feet to his left.
"Well that was a bust, how the hell are we gonna get home now?" asked Deadpool One.
"Ummm, excuse me, mister Deadpool sir, you said it appears to be sending you to things you like, so then might I ask, how you ended up here, I mean if you've never been here before, how could you like this place for it to send you here?" asked Fluttershy.
"That's a very good question Fluttershy dear, how could you know about this place if you've never been here before?" asked Rarity.
"That's the thing, I don't know about this place, wait a minute, back at my apartment, I was trying to think of a happy place, a place with rainbows ponies and unicorns, and since there's no place like that in my world, it must have teleported me here." said Deadpool.
"Alright cool, now that we know how we got here, can we go party with the pink one now, and while we're on our way, can we get some chimichangas?" asked Deadpool One.
"I'm not sure what a chimichanga is, but I can make you cherrychanga, or chimicherry, ooh or a chimicherrychanga, which one would you like, chimicherry, cherrychanga, or chimicherrychanga?" asked Pinkie.
"Ummm, I'll have a cherrychanga." said Deadpool One.
"And I'll have a chimicherry." said Deadpool Two.
"I guess I'll try the chimicherrychanga." said Deadpool.
"Alright, Deadpool you come with me, you can help me make them, and girls, you go get the party supplies, and get it all set up at Twilight's library." said Pinkie.
"Wait, why my library, can't we do it somewhere else?" asked Twilight.
"We could do it at mah barn, if that's alright with you?" asked Applejack.
"Sure, why not, it's bigger there anyway." said Pinkie.
"Alright we'll get the party supplies, and you make the snacks." said Rarity.
"Okay then, lets go Deadpool." said Pinkie as she and Deadpool headed off to Sugar Cube Corner, when they got there, Pinkie made a list of all the things Deadpool needed to find.
"Alright Deadpool, I'm going to make the snacks, I just need you to get the ingredients, so here's a list of the things you need to get for me." said Pinkie.
"Alright." said Deadpool as he went around looking for all the things on the list, when he got them all he brought them back to Pinkie. "Alright here you go Pink- whoa shit *thud*. said Deadpool as he slipped.
"Oh my, Deadpool are you alright?" asked Pinkie.
"Yeah I'm fine, I just landed on a knife, that's all." said Deadpool as he stood up with a knife stuck in his chest.
"Oh my gosh, we need to get you some help quick!" freaked Pinkie.
"Nah I'm fine, you wanna see something really cool, watch this." said Deadpool as he pulled the knife out of his chest, the wound healed instantly. "There see, all better." said Deadpool.
"How... How did you do that, didn't that hurt?" asked Pinkie.
"I have this really wicked cool healing factor, it heals any wound instantly, and yes it does hurt, but I got used to it, as a matter of fact, I kind of enjoy it now." said Deadpool.
"So if I stab you like this *shink* it will just heal instantly." said Pinkie as she stabbed Deadpool in the chest.
"Uhhh, yeah, but you just saw what it looks like when I heal, why do you need to see it again?" asked Deadpool.
"I don't know, I just kind of like doing that, for some reason." said Pinkie.
"Lets do it again, stab him more, it feels good, stab him, STAB HIM!" screamed Pinkie's dark side as she jumped on Deadpool.(we're just going to call her dark side Pinkamena)
"Whoa, did you hear that, she has other voices just like us." said Deadpool One as Pinkie started stabbing him.
"Yeah, and did you notice that her hair is all straight now, how interesting." said Deadpool Two.
"No I didn't notice her hair, I'm busy being stabbed to shit! Ummm Pinkie, can you please stop, you're not going to kill me if that's what you're trying to do, I heal too fast." said Deadpool.
"Yes! More! More! Keep stabbing, it feels so good!" said Pinkamena.
"Is she getting off on this?" asked Deadpool Two.
"Ha ha, you've always liked the kinky chicks." said Deadpool One.
"Shut up and think of a way out of this! She keeps stabbing through my neck and severing my spine, I can't stand up!" screamed Deadpool.
"We'll be fine, just let her tire herself out." said Deadpool Two.
"Yes! Yes! I love it! More! More! Cover me in your blood! YESSS! YESSS!" screamed Pinkamena as she stabbed one last time, cutting off Deadpools head.
"Ummm, did she just..." said Deadpool Two.
"Ewww, I think she did." said Deadpool One.
"There, are you happy now, can you put my head back on my body now, I want to get making the snacks." said Deadpool as his head rolled in the direction of the window, he saw a strange looking pony outside watching.
"Hay look, her hair went back to normal." said Deadpool One.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me, are you alright?" asked Pinkie.
"Yeah I'm just a talking head on the ground, I'm fucking great!" shouted Deadpool.
"Whats wrong with being a head in life, ha haaa, did you see what I did there, get it, a head, in life." said Deadpool One.
"You're not funny, now shut up, Pinkie just put my head on my body." said Deadpool.
"Okay, sorry again." said Pinkie as she grabbed Deadpool's head and put it on his body.
"Alright, there we go, now lets get baking." said Deadpool as he and Pinkie started making the food for the party, about two hours past by and they were done.
"Oh boy, these look great, lets get them to the party before everypony wonders where we are." said Pinkie as she and Deadpool grabbed the snacks and headed to the party at Applejack's barn, when they got there, everyone else had just finished decorating and setting up the games.
"Deadpool dear, what happened to your outfit, it's all full of holes?" asked Rarity.
"Oh, I uhhh, just cut it with a knife by accident." said Deadpool.
"Oh dear that's no good, I'll make you a brand new outfit tomorrow." said Rarity.
'No no that's fine, you don't have to do that." said Deadpool.
"Get her to make it all black, so we can be a ninja." said Deadpool One.
"Oh but I insist, I've never made anything for something like you before, it'll be challenge, and I love challenges." said Rarity.
"Okay fine, if you want to so badly, but right now I'd really like to have my chimicherrychanga, *poof* hey I think figured out how to use my teleporter now. I have to say where I want to go instead of think about where I want to go, watch, I want to go on that stack of hay *poof* ha haaa it worked!" said Deadpool, he then noticed the same pony he saw earlier, it watching him from the corner of the barn, after the pony saw him teleport it ran out of the barn. "Hey what was up with your friend, he just ran out of the barn." said Deadpool.
"It's only the seven of us in here." said Rainbow Dash.
The changeling hive
"My queen, I return from scouting out Ponyville, and I have good news." said the changeling.
"Excellent, what is it, tell me." said Chrysalis.
"There appears to be a creature that can teleport at will." said the changeling.
"And, there are plenty of ponies that can teleport at will, whats so special about this creature?" asked Chrysalis.
"It's not of this world, and it can't die, if we steal the thing that lets it teleport, we can teleport to it's world, and feed on them, they will never die so we can feed forever." said the changeling.
"Very well, give us time to gather strength, and we will attack, if they can not die on that world, then we don't have to worry about killing any of the ponies when we attack." said Chrysalis.
"How long should it take before we start the attack my queen?" asked the changeling.
"We should be strong enough in about two days, and on that day, we wipe out Ponyville, and everypony there." said Chrysalis.
Ponyville Applejack's barn
"But I just saw this black looking pony in the corner." said Deadpool.
"Wait, did it have holes in it's legs and bug like wings?" asked Twilight.
"Yeah why?" asked Deadpool.
"Girls I think we have a problem, I think the changelings might try and attack, Deadpool said he saw one, I think it was just scouting us out though." said Twilight.
"Well it's gone now, but we'll be ready if they do attack, we beat em once before right, we can do it again." said Applejack.
"I hope you're right Applejack, for all of Ponyville's sake." said Twilight.
"Come on everypony, lets get this party started!" shouted Pinkie, she then went over to Deadpool and put a blindfold on him.
"Hey whats this for?" asked Deadpool.
"You're going to try and hit the pinata." said Pinkie.
"Oh boy, it might not exactly be killing stuff, but it's close enough for me." said Deadpool One.
"Okay, I'm going to spin you around, and when you stop, start swinging." said Pinkie.
"Yes, beat the life out of it, beat it's sugary insides out." said Pinkamena.
"I like her dark side, she knows how to party the way I like." said Deadpool One as Pinkie started to spin Deadpool around, as Deadpool spun around, he tripped over something on the ground and fell backwards into a pitchfork that was sticking out of a pile of hay.
"God damn it, what stabbed me this time!" shouted Deadpool.
"Oh my, we need to get you some help, I think I have some medical supplies back at my cottage." said Fluttershy.
"No need, watch this." said Deapool as he pulled himself off the pitchfork, they all watched as he healed instantly. "There see, all better, now, I have a bone to pick with that pinata." said Deadpool as he walked back over to the pinata.
"Remarkable, his wound just regenerated on the spot, how did you do that?" asked Twilight.
"I have this awesome healing factor, I heal any wound instantly, so basically I cant die." said Deadpool as Pinkie spun him around again next to the pinata.
"Okay Deadpool, try and hit the pinata." said Pinkie.
"I want to go to the pinata *poof* ha haaa." said Deadpool as he puled out his swords and cut the pinata diagonally. "Ha got you you little bastard." said Deadpool, as he took off his blindfold and saw Pinkie shaking in front of him, she had a piece of her hair missing at the end, it was laying next to the pinata on the floor. "Oops, sorry about that." said Deadpool, then Pinkie started to laugh and so did everyone else, they continued with the party until it got dark, and then they were all about to go home.
"Well that sure was a fun party, so where are you gonna stay Deadpool?" asked Applejack.
"Well I wouldn't mind sleeping in this barn, if that's alright with you." said Deadpool.
"Well I don't mind, but wouldn't you rather sleep somewhere with a bed?" asked Applejack.
"Nah it's fine." said Deadpool.
"Alright, if you insist, I'll bring you out a blanket and a pillow." said Applejack.
"Hay Deadpool, do you like pranks?" asked Pinkie.
"Sure, I love a good prank." said Deadpool.
"Good, because me and Rainbow Dash want you to come with us tomorrow, and go on a prank spree, you in?" asked Pinkie.
"Oh hell yeah." said Deadpool.
"Good, we'll come by in the morning to get you." said Pinkie.
"Alright see ya then." said Deadpool.
"Goodnight Deadpool." said all of them as they all headed home for the night.
"Goodnight." said Deadpool as he jumped in a pile of hay and started to nod off, just before he fell asleep he saw the changeling just outside the barn, he got up and ran after it, when he got outside the barn the changeling started to fly away. "I wonder what that thing wants." said Deadpool.
"Maybe it wants hugs." said Deadpool One.
"Don't be stupid, it clearly wants us for something, but what?" asked Deadpool Two.
"I don't know, and I don't care, lets just worry about figuring out a way to get our teleporter to send us back home." said Deadpool as he went back into the barn and laid back down in the pile of hay, and started to fall asleep.
"Oh Deadpool, time to get up." sang Pinkie as she walked into the barn.
"Just ten more minutes mom, the pretty hooker was just about to play with my- OH SHIT, Pinkie when did you get here!" freaked Deadpool.
"Whats a hooker?" asked Pinkie.
"Uhhh, never mind, you said we were going on a prank spree today right?" asked Deadpool.
"I sure did, oh and Twilight's going to come with us to, she said something about observing your regenerative abilities, what ever that means." said Pinkie.
"Alright that's fine, but where are they now?" asked Deadpool.
"Oh they're just outside the barn waiting for you, so lets get going." said Pinkie.
"Alright alright, I'm going." said Deadpool as they both left the barn, when they got outside they met up with Twilight and Rainbow Dash.
"Alright so whats the plan for the pranks?" asked Deadpool.
"Cut his head off, do it now!" screamed Pinkamena.
"The plan is this *slice*" said Pinkie as she cut off Deadpool's head.
"What the fuck Pinkie, lets not start this again, now where the hell is my head." said Deadpool as his body walked around feeling for his head.
"Wait I thought you couldn't move if your head was cut off." said Pinkamena.
"I couldn't move last time because you kept severing my spine as it was healing." said Deadpool as he kept feeling for his head.
"Basically our body has a wireless connection to each limb, but if you keep cutting as it heals, it disables and re-enables the connection, but once it's been cut off for a bit we can control our body, it's pretty simple once you understand it." said Deadpool Two.
"Remarkable, his body seems to be generating an endless supply of blood, and the wound appears to be pulsating, how interesting." said Twilight.
"Yeah yeah it's cool, now can you put my head back on my body." said Deadpool.
"But we need you like this for some of the pranks, and I want you wear my madame Pinkie Pie hat, it will go perfect with what I want to do." said Pinkie.
"Alright fine, but only for a few pranks." said Deadpool.
"Haha cool, we get to be Deadpoolio the Amassing." said Deadpool One.
"Alright I'm game, but what is it we're doing with my head?" asked Deadpool.
"Twilight will levitate your head in front of somepony, and you will pretend to be a genie, when they wish for some thing Rainbow Dash will kick a cloud and make lightning, but we won't give them what they wish for, we'll give them something they don't want." said Pinkie.
"So what are we going to give them then?" asked Deadpool.
"Maybe we can give them hugs." said Deadpool One.
"What is it with you and hugs?" said Deadpool Two.
"What's wrong with hugs, here let me give you one, you'll love it." said Deadpool One.
"What the hell, get off me, what are you gay, stop I don't want your homo hugs!" screamed Deadpool Two.
"Awww they're bonding." said Pinkie.
"Why don't you give me a kiss to, come on baby you know you want to." said Deadpool One.
"What the fuck, piss off you homo!" screamed Deadpool Two.
"Ummm, you two do realize you're only voices in my head right?" asked Deadpool.
"Oh yeah, right." said Deadpool Two.
"Yeah some times we forget." said Deadpool One.
"Alright lets do this, I want to get my head back on." said Deadpool.
"Okey dokey lokey, lets get going." said Pinkie as she Deadpool, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight headed out to prank the unsuspecting ponies of Ponyville.
"Alright that pony over there looks good enough, Twilight make Deadpool's head float over there." said Pinkie.
Twilight made Deadpool's head float over to the pony sitting there eating a sandwich, when he got there he announced himself. "I am Deadpoolio the Amazing, and I will grant yo-." said Deadpool, he couldn't get all the words out because the pony bucked his head in to a wall, and then ran away screaming.
"AHHHH, A TALKING FLOATING HEAD, GET AWAY." screamed the pony.
"What the hell Pinkie, I thought you said he was good enough!" screamed Deadpool.
"Uhhh, that was before I realized it was Scaredy Pants, I forgot he bucks anypony that scares him, hes just like that." said Pinkie.
"Hay Pinkie, what about that guy over there?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Ooh, he looks great, okay Twilight, float Deadpool over to that pony." said Pinkie.
Twilight made Deadpool's head float over to the next pony, when he got there he announced himself again. "I am Deadpoolio the Amazing, and I will grant you any wish." said Deadpool.
"Oh wow are you genie?" asked the pony.
"Why yes I am my good sir, now make a wish and I will make it come true." said Deadpool.
"Oh boy, I get to make a wish, ummm okay, I've never been really good around the mares, so I'd love it if you could make it so all the chicks were all over me." said the pony.
"You have wished it, and it shall be so, ALAKAZAMMBEENEEBOP!" shouted Deadpool, as Deadpool said that word, Rainbow Dash kicked the cloud and made lightning, then just after the lightning, Pinkie ran up behind him with a box full of baby chickens, and then dumped it on his head, and then they all ran away laughing.
"Did you see the look on his face, he was all like yay chicks, and he was like awww chicks." said Pinkie.
"Ha haaa, that was pretty funny." said Rainbow Dash.
"Wait you guys, I have an idea, I'm going to pretend to be ghost next." said Deadpool.
"Okay Twilight, float Deadpool's head over to that guy." said Pinkie.
Twilight made Deadpool's head float over to there next victim. "OOOOoooooOOOO, I vant to suck your blood." said Deadpool One.
"That's a vampire you dumb ass, we're a ghost." said Deadpool.
"Oh, I vant to bite your ass."said Deadpool One.
"WE ARE A GHOST, WE DO NOT BITE OR SUCK, WE HAUNT!" screamed Deadpool.
"Ohhh, I vant to haunt your ass." said Deadpool One.
"Fuck it, close enough, yes we will haunt the inside of your ass for all of your life, OOOOooooOOO." said Deadpool.
"AHHHH, BUTT GHOSTS, EVERYPONY RUN AWAY!" screamed the pony as he ran away.
"Haha haaaa Deadpool, that my friend, was awesome." said Rainbow Dash.
"Of course it was, it was me." said Deadpool.
"So where are we going next Pinkie, I actually find this quite entertaining." said Twilight.
"Well I would kind of like to get my head back on." said Deadpool.
"Yeah I'm hungry, how about we get some cherrychangas again?" asked Deadpool One.
"Alright Deadpool, you can have your head back for now, but we're going to need it again tonight. Applejack is going to have everypony over for a slumber party, and we're going to tell ghost stories. Applejack's little sister Applebloom and her friends are going to be there to." said Pinkie as she put Deadpool's head back on.
"Alright fine, you can have it back when we go to Applejack's barn." said Deadpool.
"I"M HUNGRY!" screamed Deadpool One.
"Oh my, I'm sorry Deadpool, I forgot you didn't have breakfast yet. Do you like pancakes?" asked Pinkie.
"Do I like pancakes she says." said Deadpool.
"Alright, come with me back to Sugar Cube Corner and I'll get you some pancakes." said Pinkie.
"Oh boy, pancakes!" screamed Deadpool One with joy.
"I've always kinda been a waffle man myself." said Deadpool Two.
"Get out, you are no personality of mine." said Deadpool
The sounds of footsteps and a door opening and closing are heard in Deadpool's head. "Wait, come back, he didn't mean it, we can still make this work. Baby please, I don't care if you're a waffle man, I still love you." said Deadpool One.
"God damn woman, I just went to go take a leak." said Deadpool Two.
"You're taking a leak inside my head, how can you be taking a leak inside my head?" asked Deadpool.
"God damn it, can't a guy take a leak inside a head without being judged!" screamed Deadpool Two.
"No baby I'd never judge you, I love you just the way you are." said Deadpool One.
"Shut up woman! *smack*" said Deadpool Two.
"Oh honey why you gotta be so mean to me!" screamed Deadpool One.
"Uhhh, are you two just about done, because I'd like to get some pancakes,TODAY!" screamed Deadpool.
"Yeah, we're good, ain't dat right bitch? You gonna listen, or is poppa Deadpool gonna have to smack a bitch again?" asked Deadpool Two.
"No poppa Deadpool, I'll be good." said Deadpool One.
"That's right, bitches gotta learn they place." said Deadpool Two.
"So Deadpool, how have you enjoyed your day so far?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Well aside from the domestic abuse in my head, today has been pretty fun so far. I got to be a genie, and a butt ghost, all in one day." said Deadpool.
"Domestic abuse?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"You don't wanna know." said Pinkie.
"Anyway, are we going to get some pancakes or what?" asked Deadpool.
"Oh right, yeah lets go." said Pinkie as they all headed to Sugar Cube Corner. When they got there Pinkie got the ingredients for the pancakes. "Oh darn, I forgot the syrup, can you start making the pancakes wile I go get it?" asked Pinkie.
"Sure, no problem." said Deadpool. When Pinkie left, Deadpool started making the pancakes. "I love the smell of pancakes in the morning...Mmmm, smells like victory." said Deadpool.
When Pinkie came back with the syrup, she was shocked when she saw what Deadpool had done. "Deadpool I found the syru- OH MY CELESTIA, I was only gone for three minutes, how many pancakes did you make!" freaked Pinkie.
"Three thousand two hundred and eighty-three, give or take, I ate a few wile I was making them. I would have made more but I ran out of room to put them." said Deadpool.
"Oh darn, well I guess that'll have to do, Geronimo!" shouted Pinkie as she and Deadpool jumped in to the mountain of pancakes, Rainbow Dash and Twilight were just watching them eat, horrified at how much they were stuffing there faces.
"How can they eat like that, is that even possible?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"No, I don't think it's even scientifically possible to eat like that, for that matter how is Deadpool eating in the first place, he has a mask on." said Twilight.
"The same way I'm talking to you with my mouth full, you can understand every word I'm saying and I have my mouth full of pancake, explain that, you can't, you know why, because I'm Deadpool baby!" shouted Deadpool.
When they finished eating they washed up and headed back out. "So Deadpool, why do you wear that mask, are you trying to hide your identity, are you a spy, or do you just like wearing it?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Well this is one reason I wear it." said Deadpool as he took off his mask and showed them his face.
"GAAHHH! I mean it doesn't look that bad, I'm sorry, I didn't know that was why you wear that mask." said Rainbow Dash.
"Well the other reason I wear it is because masks rock!" said Deadpool as they kept walking through Ponyville.
"Hey cotton candy pony, do you ever feel like someone is watching you, or writing something about you, you know like someone is narrating your life, and somebody else is reading it?" asked Deadpool One.
"You know, now that you mention it, yes I do." said Pinkie.
"Well all I have to say is, if somebody is narrating my life, they better leave me something good in that bush over there for chapter three, did ya get that narrator, who ever the hell you are." said Deadpool, thinking I was listening to him.
"What are you two talking about, there isn't anypony narrating our lives." said Rainbow Dash.
"You just can't see the truth, unlike me and the pink one here." said Deadpool.
"Yes, we see all, and we know all." said Pinkie.
"Okay miss know it all, did you notice that it's getting dark out already?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Oh yeah you're right, if we want to get in the last good scare of the day, we should start heading back to Applejack's now before it gets too dark." said Pinkie.
"Awww, does that mean you have to cut my head off again?" asked Deadpool.
"No, not yet, but when we start telling the stories we do." said Pinkie.
"Yes cut his head off, bathe in his blood, it makes us feel tingly down there." said Pinkamena.
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that... Anyway, lets get going." said Deadpool as they headed to Applejack's, when they got there, Deadpool hid behind a pile of hay and waited for the rest of them to show up.
"Alright Deadpool, it's time to lose your head, ha haa get it." said Pinkie.
"Enough with the jokes, cut his head off, we want to feel his blood on our hooves." said Pinkamena as she quickly cut his head off.
"Wait... Awww god damn it, I didn't get itch my nose." said Deadpool.
"Okay Deadpool wait for Rainbow Dash's signal, and then make your body walk out." said Pinkie as Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack and the others joined each other in the barn.
"Alright Pinkie, you said y'all had a good scary story to tell, am I right?" asked Applejack.
"Yes it's the tale of a headless monster that haunts this very farm, and on nights just like tonight it comes out to get little ponies that wander too far." said Pinkie as Sweetie belle and Apple Bloom huddled up to their sisters.
"Ha, I'm not scared at all, why would I be scared, only babies get scared." said Scootaloo.
"Oh my, how did the poor thing get headless?" asked Fluttershy.
"Ummm, he put his head down one day, and he forgot where he left it, so he wanders around looking for his misplaced head, and if he catches you he takes your head,OOOoooOOOoo." said Pinkie.
"Oh my, that's terrible, well I hope he finds his head one day." said Fluttershy.
"You know, Fluttershy, you're not really making this scary." said Pinkie.
"Oh, I'm sorry, eeeek that's terrifying." said Fluttershy.
"I guess that's better, anyway, he wanders around this very farm looking for his head, on nights just like tonight, and if he catches you instead, HE TAKES YOUR HEAD!" shouted Pinkie, then Rainbow Dash kicked a cloud and made lighting and thunder, and just as she did that Deadpool's body came walking out.
"Don't worry Sweetie, there's no real headle- AHHH THE HEADLESS MONSTER, HE'S GOING TO TAKE MY HEAD! EVERYPONY FOR HERSELF!" screamed Rarity, and as she screamed so did everyone else, Pinkie was just laughing hysterically, and so was Rainbow Dash.
"AHHHH HAHAHAAA, don't worry you guys, it's just Deadpool." said Pinkie as she wiped a tear from her eye because she was laughing so hard.
"Hoo boy, that sure was good one Pinkie, not really much of a story though, but it was just enough to give us all a good quick scare." said Applejack.
Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom were both hugging their sisters, and Scootaloo was hiding in a pile of hay, then Rainbow Dash flew over and gave her a hug to. "Anyways, I think it's time for the youngins to go to bed, it's gettin late." said Applejack.
"Awww but I don't wanna, I'm not even tired *yawn*." said Apple Bloom.
"Sure yer not, now get, y'all can sleep in the club house for the night if you want." said Applejack as she walked them down to their club house.
"Well today went by pretty quick." said Deadpool as he put his head back on.
"Yeah it did for some reason." said Pinkie.
"Oh Deadpool, I finished making your new outfit, I made it all black, it was almost like I had a little voice in my head telling me to make it black, I think you'll look smashing in it." said Rarity.
"Oh thanks Rarity, it looks great." said Deadpool.
"Hey cool, we get to be a ninja!" shouted Deadpool One.
"I'm glad you like it, unfortunately I can not stay for the night, as I have important orders to fill tomorrow." said Rarity.
"Okay, well have a good night then." said Deadpool.
"Hey, anybody else think she kinda looks like a marshmallow?" asked Deadpool One.
"Now that you mention it, yeah she kinda does." said Deadpool Two.
When Applejack got back, she brought blankets and pillows. "Alright y'all we should get headin to sleep now, it's pretty late now." said Applejack.
"Alright, goodnight Applejack, goodnight Rainbow Dash, goodnight Pinkie, and goodnight Fluttershy and Twilight." said Deadpool.
"Goodnight y'all." said Applejack as they all said their goodnight's to each other.
As they all fell asleep Deadpool could keep hearing strange noises, then he looked at the barn door, he saw that same changeling from the other night. Deadpool was determined to catch it this time, he got up quietly and ran over to the door trying not to make any noise. When he got there the changeling flew away again. "Not this time you bastard, go to that changeling. *poof*" said Deadpool as he teleported just above it and landed on it, taking it out of the sky. "What do you want, why are you here?" asked Deadpool as the changeling shot a green bolt at his face. "Ahhh, what the hell was that!" freaked Deadpool.
"That was a poison blast." said the changeling.
"Why would you shoot poison at me, I can't die." said Deadpool.
"It's strong enough to kill a normal pony with one shot, but it's not intended to kill you, even though you can't die, it should still make you pass out long enough for us to wipe out Ponyville tomorrow, and steal your teleporter, then we can go to your world, and feed on all of you." said the changeling.
"It's gonna be kinda hard to feed without a head." said Deadpool as he put his swords scissor execution style around the changelings neck.
"Kill me now or in battle, it makes no difference, Ponyville will fall, and so will your world." said the changeling.
"You talk to much." said Deadpool as he sliced off the changelings head.
"We need to get back and warn the others." said Deadpool Two.
"Yeah well that poison isn't making it easy." said Deadpool as he limped his way back to the barn.
"Oh man, my tummy hurts, and I feel sleepy." said Deadpool One.
"Yeah that's often the effect poison has on people." said Deadpool, when he finally got back he tried to warn them. "Pink...Pinkie, change...Changeling attack." said Deadpool as he fell on the ground and passed out, unfortunately none of the heard him, he laid there unconscious for the rest of the night, dreaming about what might happen if he isn't able to help them defend their town.
Deadpool wakes up in the barn the next day, still a bit woozy from the poison blast. "Mmmm, ugh, what happened, OH SHIT, THE ATTACK!" freaked Deadpool.
"We've got to warn them!" panicked Deadpool One.
"Wait, where are they, Pinkie, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, where the hell are they?" wondered Deadpool, he then walked out of the barn, and just outside he saw them all siting there.
"Oh thank god, there you guys are, there's going to be an attack, those changeling things are going to try and wipe out your town." said Deadpool.
"What are you doing here, I thought you were going to go home." said Twilight.
"Yeah, why don't you leave and go back to where you came from." said Rarity.
"Yeah, we never liked you, go home and never come back." said Pinkie.
"Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, what the hell's wrong with you guys, why are you acting like this, come on Pinkie don't you remember the fun pranks we did together yesterday?" asked Deadpool.
"Something doesn't seam right, they are acting very odd, even the way they are moving looks off." said Deadpool Two.
"If you don't leave now I guess I'll have to make you leave, IN PEACES!" screamed Pinkie as she charged at Deadpool with a knife, Deadpool dodged each swing as she tried to cut into him.
"Pinkie please, I don't want to have to hurt you, just tell me whats wrong!" screamed Deadpool as he pulled out his swords and started deflecting each slash she made with the knife.
"You can't hurt me!" screamed Pinkie as she jumped in the air and tried to stab Deadpool, instead she ended up landing on Deadpool's sword, impaling her right through the chest.
"PINKIE!! NOOO!!!" screamed Deadpool, he then got up and grabbed her body, and then all of a sudden her body changed in to a changeling.
"Wait...WHAT?! What the hell just happened?" said Deadpool as he looked at the changeling body.
"Ummm, wasn't that just the cotton candy pony a second ago?" asked Deadpool One confused.
"Wait a minute, they're called changelings, I that must mean they can take the form of any living thing." said Deadpool Two.
"So then that must mean... OH SHIT!" freaked Deadpool as he turned around and saw Rarity and Twilight running at him. Rarity had four knives floating around her, and Twilight just had her horn lit up. Rarity was swinging all of the knives at Deadpool, and Deadpool was blocking as best as he could, Rarity's knives managed get Deadpool a few times, severing the tendons in his arms and legs. When Deadpool fell to the ground Twilight ran up with her horn and stabbed Deadpool in the chest, and her horn lit up bright and blew Deadpool apart, they grabbed his teleporter belt and started to run away with it.
Deadpool started to regenerate. "Hey morons, next time you try to kill someone, make sure they're dead." said Deadpool as he stood back up and grabbed his arm off the ground and put it back on.
"Haha, it's funny because we can't die." said Deadpool One.
"Bring the teleporter back to our queen, I'll take care off this fool." said Rarity as she changed back in to changeling form, it then ran at Deadpool with the knives again, Deadpool deflected all of the attacks the changeling through at him this time, he then kicked the changeling in the face disabling it's magic long enough for him to jump on it.
"WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS!" screamed Deadpool as he slowly slid his sword into the side of the changeling, it started to cough up green blood.
"They *cough* they're behind the barn *cough* but it's too late, we *cough* already have our soldiers converging on ponyville as we speak, you *cough* you'll never win." said the changeling.
"Watch me." said Deadpool as he stabbed right through the changeling and twisted is blade, Deadpool got off the changeling and ran behind the barn, Twilight, Pinkie and the others were all in strange green cocoons, Deadpool went over and cut them all out.
"Are you all okay, what happened?" asked Deadpool.
"Oh man my head, ugh, the last thing I remember was waking up and seeing you on the floor, I tried to help you but then I saw bright green light and now I'm here." said Rainbow Dash.
"Well we gotta get moving, I managed to take out two of the three that put you here, but the last one escaped with my teleporter, I think they're going to try to attack my world." said Deadpool.
"We can worry about that later, there's an army coming this way, and they probably don't even know how to use our teleporter anyway, so lets defend the town first, then go after them." said Deadpool Two.
Wait, do we even know where they are?" asked Deadpool.
"I think I might, I fly all around Ponyville, so I pretty much now all of the landscape, and there's a cave just past the everfree forest that doesn't look like it used to, I was going to check it out but I never got around to it." said Rainbow Dash.
"Alright good, after we've stopped the invasion we'll go and get Deadpool's teleporter back, and prevent them from going to his world." said Twilight.
The changeling hive
"My queen, I have brought the undying ones teleporter, unfortunately two of our solders didn't make it." said the changeling.
"You have done well, their loss won't be in vane. I shall send my solders to the undying ones world, and we shall feed on them until we become powerful enough to take over their world and Equestra!" said Chrysalis.
"But it looks like only one can use the teleporter, how do you plan to get us all there?" asked the changeling.
"I shall create a portal and connect it to the teleporter, then when it activates, the portal will open up and you will all go through." said Chrysalis.
"That is a great plan your highness, we shall prepare the army for the attack wile you get the portal set up." said the changeling.
"What about the attack on Ponyville, how are our solders doing?" asked Chrysalis.
"We sent half of our forces there twenty minutes ago, they should be just arriving there now." said the changeling.
"Good, if our forces don't wipe out Ponyville with this attack, then when our solders come back from the other world, we will wipe them out with our stronger and more deadly changelings, LONG LIVE THE HIVE!" shouted Chrysalis.
"LONG LIVE THE HIVE!" shouted all the changelings.
Ponyville
"Everyone, I think we have company!" shouted Deadpool as he puled out his swords. They all looked at where Deadpool was looking, and they saw what looked like a black cloud, but it was the changelings flying fast towards Ponyville.
"Oh no, they're coming!" shouted Twilight.
"Quick Pinkie, go over to that bush I mentioned in chapter two!" shouted Deadpool, Pinkie then ran over to the bush.
"Okay I'm here, now what?" asked Pinkie.
"Look in it and pull out what ever you can find." said Deadpool.
"Okay." said Pinkie as she reached in the bush. "I feel some things in here, but I don't know what they are, here take this, I don't know what it is." said Pinkie as she through what she found in the bush to Deadpool.
"Oh hell yeah, good going narrator, thanks for the 50.cal sniper rifle, Pinkie what else is in there?" asked Deadpool.
"These things, and these things, annnnnd these things, that's all I can find in there." said Pinkie.
"Fuckin eh, my handguns and my shotguns, this day keeps getting better and better, ummm, you can have the knives you found in there." said Deadpool as he took aim with the sniper.
"But what am I supposed to do with them?" asked Pinkie.
"Ummm, I donno, STAB THEM! You know, like you stabbed the shit out of me." said Deadpool.
"Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some sniping to do." said Deadpool Two.
"This little piggy went to Ponyville. *BANG* This little piggy should have stayed home. *BANG* This little piggy ate my bullet.*BANG* This little piggy had none. *BANG* Shit I missed, and this little piggy went weeeweeeweee all the way in to the ground. *BANG*." said Deadpool as he shot down some of the flying changelings.
"What, OH SHI-!" shouted Deadpool as he was tackled by three changelings, he kicked them off and puled out his shotgun, one of the changelings ran at Deadpool again, he then grabbed it by the neck as it jumped and he aimed his shotgun at it's head.
"Oh look, you have something on your face, *BANG* IT WAS PAIN!" shouted Deadpool Two.
A changeling then ran at Fluttershy and tried to attack her, she then gave it her cutest look and the changeling stopped in it's tracks, it just stood there looking at her, unable to move, then Pinkie ran up to it with her party cannon and blasted it. "Thanks Pinkie." said Fluttershy.
"No problem." said Pinkie as she went off to go blast more changelings.
"Hey cheese legs, I'm over here, come and get me." said Deadpool as he took out his hand guns and started spraying at the group that was running at him.
"Haha, they were cheese legs now they're cheese body's." said Deadpool One.
"Oh man, that was lame, even for you." said Deadpool Two.
"Hey don't blame me, blame the narrator, he's the one who gave me these cheesy lines, haha cheesy." said Deadpool One.
"If you Two dumb asses are almost done, there's still a horde of changelings in front of us!" said Deadpool as he kept shooting. Wile he was busy shooting at the changelings, the others had there own changelings to worry about, Rainbow Dash was fighting them in the air, and one tackled her to the ground, and then it licked her for some reason.
"AHHH, EWWW, GET OFF ME!" screamed Rainbow Dash.
"Haha, taste the rainbow." said Deadpool One as he aimed his hand gun at the changeling and shot it off Rainbow Dash.
Rarity was using he sewing needles on them, Twilight was charging shots and taking out groups with explosive blasts, Pinkie was still shooting them with her party cannon, Applejack was just fighting them with her hooves, and Fluttershy was stunning them with her stare and making them pass out with cute looks.
"Hey we're starting to get a bit low on ammo, does anyone know where we can find some ammo?" asked Deadpool One as he kept shooting at the changelings, and then out of nowhere when he killed a changeling a golden box of ammo appeared where the changeling died.
"Hey what's that?" asked Pinkie as she walked up to it.
"Wait don't touch it, I need to reload first." said Deadpool.
"But what is it, it looks pretty." said Pinkie as she lifted a hoof up to it and poked it, and as soon as she poked it, it disappeared.
"Awww man Pinkie, I didn't get to reload." said Deadpool as he finished reloading his guns.
"Sorry, it just looked so pretty, I just had to touch it." said Pinkie.
'Haha, that's what she said." said Deadpool One.
"Shut up, you're not funny." said Deadpool Two.
"You're both not funny, now both of you shut up and focus on the changelings please." said Deadpool as he started unloading into the changelings some more.
"This is so easy, it's like they're not even trying." said Deadpool One as a changeling charged and shot a large bolt of energy at Pinkie.
"PINKIE, NOOO!" screamed Deadpool as he tried to jump in front of the shot, most of it hit him, blowing off his arm, what was left of the shot hit Pinkie and knocked her to the ground.
"Oh no, we have to find out if she's alright!" said Deadpool Two in a panic.
After he picked up his arm and put it back on he then ran to her side and lifted up her head, she looked unconscious, and then all of a sudden she got back up, and her hair was all straight. "Oh thank god you're alright... You are alright aren't you?" asked Deadpool.
"Give me the knives." said Pinkamena.
"Okay here." said Deadpool as he gave her the knives.
Everyone stopped fighting all of a sudden, the changelings looked at her, some charged up their horns, others paced back and forth. Pinkie was standing on her hind legs while holding the knives with her front hooves. "Well... Who's first?" asked Pinkamena, then all the rest of the changelings ran and flew at her, the first changeling flew at her head, she then dodged it by bending backwards, she stabbed the changeling in the stomach as it flew over her, disemboweling it as it flew passed and hit the ground.
"Holy crap, she's like a ninja or some shit!" said Deadpool in shock.
"I'm just wondering how she can hold on to those knives without hands." said Deadpool Two.
"OH YES MORE, MORE, GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD, I WANT TO FEEL IT FLOW DOWN MY BODY!" screamed Pinkamena as she sliced through changeling after changeling, then two ran at her, she stabbed one in the eye and spun around and sliced the other ones neck, then another ran at her, she grabbed it and stabbed it in the back multiple times, as she did that another one tried flying at her, she then took one of her knives and through it at the changeling flying at her, she hit it in the head and it fell to the ground.
"Oh my, what's wrong with our Pinkie, why is she acting like that?" asked Rarity as she just stood there watching Pinkie massacre the changelings.
"She's a fuckin ninja, that's what's up with her. Hey Pinks, kick some ass!" shouted Deadpool One, as he said that Pinkamena looked back and winked at Deadpool.
"She has two personality's, her normal happy hyper personality, and her crazy stab everything she sees personality. I think when she got shot it knocked out her main personality got knocked out to, and apparently me and her are the only one's that can hear each other's personality's." said Deadpool.
'So her crazy stab everything personality is in full control of her right now?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Yes, but she should be fine when her main personality wakes back up, she just wont remember what happened." Said Deadpool.
"But when do you think that might be, what if she's like this forever?" asked Rarity worried.
"Probably right now, look she's getting tired." said Deadpool.
Pinkamena had just finished off the group of changelings, she was just sitting on the last one, stabbing it over and over again. "YES, BLEED, BLEED FOR ME, COVER ME IN YOUR BLOOD, YES YESS, MORE MOORREE, I'M.. I'M.. HNNNGGG AHHH!" screamed Pinkamena as she stabbed it one last time, she then passed out on top of the changeling, covered in it's blood.
"There see, all better." said Deadpool.
"Ummm, did she just..." said Deadpool One.
"Uhh huh." said Deadpool Two.
"Again?" asked Deadpool One.
"Yup." said Deadpool Two.
"Ewwww." said Deadpool One.
"Indeed." said Deadpool Two.
"What happened, I feel all sticky, ewww and why am I all covered in changeling blood?" asked Pinkie.
"We'll tell you later, but right now we have to find the changeling hive, if they get back to my world a lot of people will die. Hey Dash, you said you know where it is right?" asked Deadpool.
"Yeah, just fallow me, I'll lead you to it." said Rainbow Dash.
Deadpool walked over to Pinkie and climbed on to her back. "Hey, what are you doing!" freaked Pinkie a bit.
"Come on, I've always wanted to do this." said Deadpool.
"Ugh, alright fine." said Pinkie.
"HI HO PINKIE, AWAY!" shouted Deadpool as he raised his sword, Pinkie then reared up on her hind legs neighed like a horse and fallowed after Dash, the others were right behind them.
When they got to the everfree forest everyone stopped running, Pinkie stopped so fast that Deadpool flew off of her and did a face plant. "Ahhh, god damn it, why did you all stop?" said Deadpool angrily.
"I.. It's the everfree forest, it's just so scary." said Fluttershy.
"Oh come on, really?! You all just saved your town from a changeling invasion, and you're scared of a wimpy old forest?! said Deadpool confused.
"Well it's not just an ordinary forest, all of the plant life and animals are strange, even the weather isn't the same." said Fluttershy as she hid behind Deadpool.
"Alright alright, just stay behind me and I'll keep you all safe." said Deadpool.
"Awww, ain't you becoming a big old softy, ahhh hahahahaaa!" laughed Deadpool One.
"Hey shut up, I am not, we just need to get through this forest is all." said Deadpool.
"Suuurrree, *cough* softy." said Deadpool One.
They started to walk in to the forest, Deadpool was looking around to make sure there wasn't actually anything dangerous. "Well so far I don't see what any of you are scared of." said Deadpool, then suddenly a timber wolf jumped out of the bushes and on to Deadpool.
"AHHHH, TIMBER WOLF!" they all freaked.
"AHHH, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING, GET IT OFF ME!" freaked Deadpool, he then managed to grab his hand gun and shoot it in the head, it then fell apart on him.
"That was a timber wolf, and we might want to run now." said Rainbow Dash.
"Why, there's no need, I already killed it." said Deadpool.
"They can heal just like you, accept they get stronger and bigger when they do, so yeah, we might want to run." said Twilight.
Deadpool looked back at the destroyed timber wolf, it started to move and put itself back together, branches were falling off trees and and being added to the timber wolf, then a whole tree fell down and was added to the timber wolf, it then stood up and walked up to Deadpool and roared in his face. "Ohhh this is going to hurt." said Deadpool Two as the timber wolf smacked him in to a tree, and then pined him up against it.
"Eat grenade you wood bastard!" shouted Deadpool as he pulled a grenade out of his pants and shoved it in the timber wolfs mouth, the grenade exploded and blew the timber wolf to peaces and Deadpool in half, Deadpool the crawled over to his legs and reconnected them, the peaces of the timber wolf were on fire.
"Wow it's not getting back up." said Applejack.
"There see, all gone now." said Deadpool.
"Can we go now?" asked Deadpool Two.
"Yeah yeah." said Deadpool.
They continued to walk through the forest and they finally came up to a clearing. "Hey Dash is that the cave over there?" asked Deadpool.
"Yeah, it looks like it." said Rainbow Dash.
"Alright, I'll take care of any changelings that might be in there, Dash you try and get my teleporter belt, and the rest of you cover me."
"Yes sir Deadpool sir!" shouted Pinkie as she saluted Deadpool.
They all approached the cave, Deadpool peeked inside and looked around for anyone that might try and attack. "I don't see any one, where the hell are they?" asked Deadpool.
"AHHHH HAHAHAAA, my changelings are already in your world, and soon they will be back after gaining unlimited power from the love in your world." said Chrysalis.
"AHHH HAHAHA, did she just say there is love in our world, oh man, she killing me." said Deadpool One.
"That sure is something, considering we cant die." said Deadpool Two.
"How do you figure they will get unlimited power?" asked Deadpool.
"Well normally if we drain to much love from someone they will eventually die, but since no one in your world can die, we will get unlimited power." said Chrysalis.
"Ummm you do realize I'm the only one that cant die right, so your army is just going to end up killing thousands of innocent people." said Deadpool.
"WHAT! Fine then, we will still wipe out your world and then take over Equestria!" shouted Chrysalis.
"NO, DON'T DO IT!" screamed Twilight as she ran at Chrysalis.
"Try and Stop me!" shouted Chrysalis as she flew in to the portal to Deadpool's world.
"Shit, she got away, we're going to have to fight her in my world, and what's left of her army, but this time we're going to be prepared. I want all of you to grab supplies, get what ever you think you might need, and Pinkie I want you to go back to that bush and check and see if there is anything new in there." said Deadpool.
"Okey dokey lokey." said Pinkie as she bounced off.
"Fluttershy, ummm, I don't quite know how to say this but, I think you should stay back, you don't seem to have any effective means of attack, and I don't want to see you get hurt or killed." said Deadpool
"Oh but Deadpool, I just wasn't prepared, that's all, I promise I will be of more help when we go, just let me get my things, I keep them in my shed."
" Alright fine, just be careful, and for the rest of you, get weapons, what ever you can find." said Deadpool.
"Sir yes sir!" they all shouted as they marched off.
"We've got some bugs to exterminate." said Deadpool.
