Deadpool and Luna woke up to the sound of knocking. Deadpool groaned as he stood up, but putting on a helmet, as he became similar to Young Metro, but with doors. He opened the door, holding the censor bar over his below the belt area. He was greeted with a canterlot guard. The guard was surprised to see Deadpool without anything on.
"...Can I help you?" he asked. The guard blinked, but tried to regain his attention to Deadpool.
"Uh... yes... You and Princess Luna have been cordially invited to tonight's Grand Galloping Gala. We trust that-"
"I'M ON IT!!!"
Deadpool and Luna wore their most fanciest clothing. The Merc, though still wearing his mask, wore the same suit he wore when he was introduced to Ponyville, and Luna... he couldn't help but find her beautiful with her new dress on.. Celestia came along, wearing her own dress
"Enjoying yourselves?" Celestia asked, but eyed at Deadpool.
"Very much, sister." Luna replied with a nod.
"Yeah," Deadpool added. "And both of your dresses don't look like s**t."
"Deadpool..." Celestia growled. Luna chuckled.
"Please, sister," she said "I too believe that our dresses weren't the best around."
"...Just... don't do it again, please?"
"Of course, sunbutt!" Deadpool said. Celestia could only groan to herself as she made her way around the gala. "...Psst... Luna?"
"Yes?" she replied
"Wanna ditch this party and f**k in the kitchen?"
"Deadpool!"
"What!? I get bored at these fancy parties. And I doubt the cake here is going to last long with your sister around."
"What would you like to do, then? As much as I want to, we can't have sex all the time; I need some time to feel it again."
"...Next week for sexy time?"
"...Next week."
"Sweet! So... want to dance?"
"Oh please, I may enjoy sex with you, but dancing with you will make me the biggest joke around."
"Ha! You should know that while I'm a five time winning Ratchet dancer, I know how to dance very fancy like."
"Pfft. You're very terrible at lying."
"Oh yeah. What shall we dance to?"
"...Tango."
"And we shall."
"Wait... what!?" Deadpool held onto Luna's flanks with both hands and they teleported to the ball room. All the ponies around gasped as they saw Deadpool groping Luna's flank. The princess of the night could only blush, but she stomped on Deadpool's foot. He released her and hopped ariund on one foot for a while, but got back up. He turned to the Orchestra band.
"Yo! Tango! And here's the cash!" The threw a wad of cash at them. The band just blinked, shrugged, and selected the right notes to play.
"Deadpool! What are you-?"
"Why, we're gonna tango, my dear princess. Let them gaze and awe as you can balance on your hind, and sexy looking, legs, as we dance!"
"But, I can't-"
"Never say never. ... And I'm not quoting Justin Beiber, but Fievel from An American Tail." He picked up Luna and head her stand on her hind legs.
"Wha-!? Deadpool! I-"
"Don't think. Just let the music flow through you." Then the music began to play. Luna took a deep breath and calmed down. Unbeknownst to the band, Vinyl appeared with them on her DJ track.
The crowd stared, then cheered for the unlikely couple. Luna regained her focus.
"Deadpool... I'm... sorry for not trusting you." Luna apologized.
"Eh, don't worry," Deadpool replied "that's the same thing that I felt with Black Widow."
"...Who?"
"Eh, just a crush I had back home, but she's nothing compared to you, my sweet. Luna." She blushed, but smiled. She perked her lips. Deadpool, taking the bottom of his mask off, perked his lips, ready for a kiss.
"OH MY GOSH!!! BE MY BOYFRIEND!!!" A loud mare shouted. Deadpool jumped, looking around.
"GAH!!! What aw that!?"
HOLY S**T!!! IT'S HER!!!
"WHO!?!?!?"
That one Large mare that wanted the princess dress.
"...You mean?"
LOOK OUT!!! PONY HONEY BOO-BOO!!!
Crashing through everypony else like a train was, indeed, that large mare.
"BE MY BOYFRIEND!!!" She yelled
JESUS CHRIST!!! She's huge!!!
She can eat us! She's bigger that us and probably on top of the food chain!
"LET'S GET OUT OF HER BELLY!!!" Deadpool finished, turning and running away!
"COME ON!!!" That large mare shouted, giving chase. The result was something similar to Temple Run... or the one that started it all, Pepsiman
At the end of the hallway, Discord painted on what was an elevator. Sonata & Flufflepuff stood next o him, both wearing fake mustaches.
"Wait... what are we doing again?" Sonata asked
"Oh, the Narrator has made SOMETHING for one of his online friends & helpers, and it requires an elevator."
"Why, though?"
"Hm... probably because of some other fanfic he made that she's helping and he wants to return the favor by making this chapter lead to her and Deadpool hanging out together for a bit as they experience some random stuff on each 'floor'."
"...What?"
"ptthhpttphppthptttpphpttphpth." Fluffle Puff 'Spoke'.
"Oh! Now I get it! Can I join?"
"No." Discord said. "But now, we disperse!"
"Where are we going?"
"Wherever we're needed!" The three disappeared as Deadpool turned the corner.
"AN ELEVATOR!?!?!? HERE!?!?!?" He asked himself.
We better take it! I can hear her near us!
The Large mare turned the corner and followed after him!
She's near us!
"Oh god! Why!?!?!?" He pushed the button for the door to open. He turned to see the large mare lunging at him, though not very graceful at it. He screamed as her shadow fell onto him. The elevator dinged and he entered it, but a white door appeared in front of the mare, making her crash, followed by a pink blur hitting him.
To be continued... in another fanfic
It's a surprise that Deadpool did not take a photo with Principal Cinch...
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7192882 Yeah, Next time put it in a text for Deadpool.
7192980 Getting it on with Mooncheeks
Wow DEADPOOL you sure know how make Luna fell right when the 2 of u dance.
7192674 angry marines here is a wiki about them da link dingy
Another great chapter. ~hug
Well, I'm giggling like a school-girl at that line, and proud of it.
Also, I was GREATLY hoping that whenever you'd get to this character, there'd be at least one Austin Powers joke in there. Oh well, the idea is still there. TANGO!
7193138 Remember that video game thing we spoke of? I was right; Ratchet and Clank: The Movie, SUCKED!!! And I already played the game!
7196722 Well that is most peoples opinion but for me i loved every single second of it. Hey did you noticed that there was a Jak and Daxter and a Sly Cooper easter eggs in the movie?
P.S. your movie comes out on DVD in 2 days. so excited for your movie to come out so that i can watch it over again up to infinity times!
7198145 Oh no! That film was laziness 101! A quick cash grab! If they wanted it to be a REAL movie, then they should make a DIFFERENT plot, rather than the exact plot from the game, which, might I add, is better paced and fun. And for my film... You already know what I'm gonna touch tonight.
7198177 but did you noticed the Jak and Daxter and Sly Cooper reference and since i talked to your wife last time she didnt respond to my last message. i know you 2 are married and stuff but i felt like i had to tell her that stuff you know. oh can i talk to rainbow dash next please.
7198194 First off, we're dating. Second, are you from the future? If so, don't tell me about the future! That's going to destroy the space/time continum! Besides, I already know she wants me! Adoption can work, since I'm sterile. And I saw those references... When I played the game. Yo! Dash! A fan!
... Who the hay is that!?
7198241 Sorry Wade forgot different timeline. Hi Rainbow Dash my name is Spyro the Night Fury and im a dragon. Not the pony eating kind im the friendly kind of dragon that likes ponies. Hey Dash can i ask you something and if you want to ask me something
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I'm saying this fic is really bad. It's a mess of "XD" meme and crude attempts at being funny.
7202300 well this is my first, and still being made Fic. And it's not meant to be taken seriously; it's Deadpool in Equestria, what do you expect? Citizen Kane?
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It's no problem that it's your first fic, I get that. I'm a fan of Deadpool too, but the way you layed it out didn't appeal.
Hey dash how does it feel to be a wonderbolt now?
7221904 You look like Freddy Kruger face f***ed the topigraphical map of utah... an avocado had sex another, more older avocado... the inside of everyone's a**holes.
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I believe her name is Whoa Nelly