//------------------------------// // Dancing with Pony # 162: Tender Taps // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool, after some serious sobering up, strolled across ponyville, taking more notes how spring came early. "And thank goodness for that." He said. Some giggling was heard right behind him. "Oh!? I know those giggling anywhere!" He turned to see the CMC right behind him. "Girls!!!" "Deadpool!" the three fillies cheered, tackling him. "Ahh!!! The cuteness has been tripled!!!" -------------------------------------- Luna's eyes opened wide as she inspected a bottle of Lube & a shake weight. "... For some reason, I'm going to kick Deadpool's ass." -------------------------------------- Deadpool sat on a stool with the fillies. "And that's why I view The Incredibles as an outcry to Freddy Nietzchmeister's concept of the 'Herd Morality', and it's message of that you can never become become great, but be born great." "Really!?" Sweetie Belle asked. Deadpool picked her up. "Yep! But look at me! I may be butt ugly, but I'm talented!" "We can tell." Applebloom replied. "Of course you can! Right, Scootaloo?" "...Me?" A small boy voice spoke. "GAH!!! SCOOTALOO'S A MAN!?!?!?" "What!?" Scootaloo appeared next to the strange, male looking scootaloo-look-a-like, having an ice-cream cone. "Sorry, Ice cream. Hey, you look like me, minus the wings." Deadpool tackled the colt, pulling a gun out. "WHO THE F**K SENT YOU!?!?!? CHRYSALIS!? MY EVIL SELF!? COMBO-MAN!?!?!?" "AHHH!!! PLEASE!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!" The colt begged. Applebloom ran in the way. "Deadpool! This is mah friend, Tender Taps." She said. "... Your boyfriend?" Deadpool asked, suggestively, bouncing his eyebrows. Tender Taps and Applebloom blushed. "Uh... wha-!?" "You know what I mean? Both you, him, and the folks at home. "Uh... I like Applebloom," Tender Taps said "But... I'm not like... that." Deadpool picked the colt up. "Nonsense! You're going to sweep that filly off of her hooves!" "Uh... how?" "Like this!" The two teleported to a Celestia's throne room, with Celestia signing some papers. "...Deadpool?" Celestia asked, though sounded a bit impatient. "Figures. What are you-?" "CAKE!!!" Deadpool threw a whole cake out of a window. Celestia chased after the sweet pastry. "MINE!!!" She jumped out of the window. Deadpool tossed Tender Taps to the throne. "Now, just watch the video and use your imagination, folks. Skip to the 7 second mark." He teleported next to Tender Taps. "MY LEG!!!" Deadpool yelled, falling to the floor, face first. "AHH!!! Hurt... so... much!!!" "Oh... uh... need help?" Tender Taps asked. The door crashed open and Luna came in, cake covering her face. "Leave child," she said "Deadpool will pay for what he has done!!!" Tender Taps quickly ran past the princess. "I'm sorry!" "Eh... no worries." Deadpool said. "So... what are you-?" He felt something worse than getting an exam, as he felt Luna's horn entering where the sun don't shine. He let out a girl scream. "TAKE THAT, B***H!!!"