//------------------------------// // Having A Blast // Story: Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours // by MixedBag1994 //------------------------------// Trixie was busy plotting in the corner of the cargo plane of rubber dog dookie out of Hong Pong for the demise of Twilight Sparkle. “HA! If i combine the Alicorn Amulet with the Ark of the Covenant and pour some liquid Adamantium on the combination I should become an all-powerful pony goddess! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!” yelled Trixie. “Yeah... Not Gonna Happen.” said Twilight. “WHAT?!?!?! HOWDIDYOU?WHEREDIDYOU?HUH?” yelled Trixie. “I’d explain but then I’d have to Kill you.” said Pinkie. “Who are we Kidding? Soon you’ll be dead anyway.” said Deadpool. Trixie started to get a little worried. “Who’s the Red and Black guy with all the guns?” asked Trixie. “I Am the Master of Pop-Culture References, Movie Quotes and King of Fourth-Wall Jokes! I’ve been in this game for 22 Years.” said Deadpool. “What’s Your Name?” asked Trixie. “Buck YOU! That’s My Name!” Everyone pulled out their Guns and Ammunition and pointed it at Trixie. “Why are you about to shoot me?” asked Trixie. Deadpool handed Twilight a book of movie quotes. “Page 36.” whispered Deadpool. Twilight turned to page 36. “Ahem.” said Twilight as she pulled out a Sawed-Off Shotgun. “To answer your question,Trixie.” said Twilight as she loaded her gun. “I don’t like your jerk-off name, I don’t like your jerk-off face, I don’t like your jerk-off behavior and I don’t like you... jerk-off.” said Twilight as she pointed her gun. “Ready!” yelled Pinkie. “Aim!” yelled Twilight. “Fire!” yelled Deadpool. The posse pulled their triggers and shot the light blue unicorn. Blood filled the walls of the plane. “Alright, Let’s Clean.” said Deadpool as he pulled his Machine Gun Mops. “This should take up a majority of the chapter.” said Deadpool. “Only one thing to do.” said Pinkie. “I think I know Where you are going with this,Pinkie.” said Deadpool. “A Montage?” asked Deadpool. “Right.” said Pinkie as she put her copy of “Dookie” in the Cassette Deck.