"Okay, students," Cheerilee spoke to the class. "today is our field trip!"
"YAY!!!" The entire class cheered with excitement. ... well, almost all. A near white earth pony filly with as curly red mane & tail, two pink candy canes in the form of a heart, and wore violet glasses sighed away. The field trip was to the crystal empire, and she had permission, but she needed a parent to come along with her. And if you're wondering, no, she's not an orphan, her parents are just occupied by the moment.
"I wish I somebody to go with." As if some diety listened, her wish came true at the spot... with Deadpool smashing through the wall with the all too famous Smash Mouth song that was originally played for the movie Mystery Men but became famous with Shrek. To add more flavor to his, Deadpool was dressed up as the titular character, and made the cringe worthy pun that the internet loves.
"It's all Ogre now!"
The... THE CRINGE!!!
Everyone's kept using cringe so much that it's basically lost it's punch. Look at the term Fascist and Donald Trump; he won the presidency because everyone's used it so much that no one thought for a second... unless you're Hillary Clinton, of course.
... When have we switched roles?
For the sake of comedy!
Cheerilee face hoofed herself, grumbling to herself.
"Not him again." She looked at Deadpool with a glare "You're going to have to pay for that wall, Mr. Pool! And you're gonna have to leave before I call the authorities!"
"Pfft! Like I give a f**k." He replied, turning to the filly. "Ah! I, and I believe most of the brony fandom, almost forgot about you, Twist!"
"D-D-Deadpool." Twist stuttered with her speech impediment.
"That's me!" He grabbed onto her head. "Come now, adventure awaits us!"
"A-Adventure?" Deadpool turned and ran away... only to be stopped by a blockade of many familiar faces. And by familiar faces, it was an entire army of all of his famous enemies that he's enemies with. Leading them was Taskmaster himself.
"Deadpool!" He yelled.
"Heya, Tasky!" Deadpool replied "What are you and some of these d****ebags doing here?"
"We are all here to kill you, Deadpool! Every single one of your greatest enemies!"
"Ooh! Roll call! Hey folks, comment below the villains that you know!"
"Dr. Kill Brew and Ajax!"
"How is he alive?"
"Ellen Whitby and Evil Deadpool!"
"Those two!?"
"T-Ray! Slayback, Princess Teela, Macho Gomez, Doctor Bong, Black swan, Black Tom Cassidy, Black Box!"
"Now you're making me sound racist."
"Garrison Kane! Allison Kemp, Vetis with Corrado Coloruno, Artie, Bobby Tisdell, and Daniel Grump! Professor Veronica!"
"I still like you!" Professor Veronica moaned like the zombie she is.
"Anastasia, Id the selfish moon, Rive, Sluggo, the switchblade sisters, Tiamat, White lightnin', Champion, Deathtrap, Father, Den Karke, Grasshopper, Butler, The paguros, White Man, Frankenstein, Vertigo, Blockbuster, Arclight, and Mr. Sinister!!!" Deadpool laid on a lawnchair, fast asleep with a playboy magazine over his face. Twist poked him.
"Um... sir?" she squeaked. Deadpool snorted awake.
"I'm up!" He yelled, shaking himself off. "Geez, I can barely keep track of who I fight and who I kill now. Welp, you may wanna stay back for this."
"A-are you going to be alright?"
"Yep! I think this is a fair fight. Just me vs all of these f**k-tards. But, I'm gonna make it interesting." He pulled out a boombox. "And if you're wondering, folks at home, I think this is the halfway point to this fanfic... or the quarter way point... maybe the 3/8th point."
"... What?"
"KILL HIM!!!" Taskmaster yelled, followed the whole quad charging at him. Deadpool pressed the play button on the boombox, which was followed by a kickass beat. He pulled his two katanas out and teleported into the middle, where he did a backflip on Ajax and Killbrew, proceeding to rock out as he began to fight.
♬In the brightest dawns♬
Deadpool threw a knife into Evil Deadpool's head, knocking the clone down before jumping ahead and sliced Garisson Kane's left leg off. He tackled Arclight, squeezing her breasts in the process.
♬I make any supers fall♬'
He turned to see all the villains charging for him, each with rage in their eyes.
♬There's a lot of antiheroes♬
"Hopefully, this will work." Deadpool spoke before pressing a button.
♬But I'm the best of them all! Yeah!♬
A motorcycle came and knocked some of the villains down as it came to Deadpool. He jumped onto the vehicle and pulled out a Semi-auto and shot down Mr. Sinisiter... before three more came from behind.
♬Who has the coolest weapons?♬
"♬DEADPOOL!♬" The School foals cheered as Deadpool turned around and ran over Artie and Black swan.
♬Who has the tricked out rides?♬
"DEADPOOL!" Deadpool was surrounded by Blockbuster, Champion, and T-Ray, who all proceeded to tackle him.
♬Who does the sickest backflips?♬
"DEADPOOL! NANANANANANANANA DEADPOOL!!!" Deadpool began to spin around in circles, promptly making Champion and T-Ray to grab onto Blockbuster's legs. "DEADPOOL!!! DUHNA DUHNA DUHNA DUHNA DEADPOOL!!!"
♬If you think my muscles are big♬
Deadpool pulled out a katana and sliced Blockbuster's arms off, making him and the two big guys fly off and crush The White man, Frankenstein, and Anastasia.
♬You haven't seen my d**k♬ He proceeded to drive straight ahead and slice the heads off of Rive and Sluggo.
♬Ladies, it's okay if you stare♬
♬Why?♬
"♬CAUSE MAN TEARS ARE IN THE AIR!!!♬" Deadpool sang as he drifted.
"Quit dying on me, you idiots!!!" Taskmaster yelled.
"You guys should stop while you're ahead, tryhards." Deadpool spoke, quickly enjoying a cup of tea before he threw the hot liquid in Daniel Grump's eyes.
♬I get the last laugh♬
♬I’m worse than Mad Max♬
Some demons came out and began to mess with his vehicle. He jumped out, letting the motorcycle run into and over Vetis as he pulled two of his guns out and delivering headshots.
♬Make you get axed♬
♬Like with Ajax♬
♬Turn Taskmaster♬
♬To P***-Master♬
♬I'm about 90% insane♬
"Kiss me, Wilson." Professor Veronics spoke, holding onto Deadpool and going in for a kiss.
"EWW!!!" Deadpool grudged. He teleported away, bringing in some of the dying and fresh corpses of the members out to get him. She gagged and kicked their heads away. With all of them gone quickly, he decided to shoot her in the head and stood his ground, shooting everywhere and hitting the baddies in their limbs or private parts.
♬Who is the funniest man?♬
"DEADPOOL!" The students cheered.
♬With the balls of steel?♬
"DEADPOOL!
♬Who can choke the a chicken?♬
"DEADPOOL!"
♬Who never skips leg day?♬
"DEADPOOL!"
♬Who always pays their taxes?♬
"NOT DEADPOOL!!"
"How is he killing you all, again!?" Taskmaster demanded
"Because," Deadpool answered, shooting Id in the head with a shotgun. "I'm Deadpool!" He sliced Father's face off. "I'M DEADPOOL!!!" He double kicked the switchblade sister's in their faces as he pulled a guitar out and did a wicked guitar solo! "I'M DEADPOOL!!!"
Silence afterwards. The bodies of the various villains laid all over the schoolyard. Cheerilee stood with a wide, open, and shocked expression with her left eye twitching after seeing such madness. Only Taskmaster stood in the middle.
"So," Deadpool spoke, taking out and flipping a knife in his right hand. "Want to risk it like old times? Or are you gonna run away and scream for your mommy?" Taskmaster stared for a bit. Then he turned and ran away, screaming his head off. "Aww... I was hoping for another fight... oh well." Her turned around to see the shocked teacher's expressions and the excited/ scared looks of the students. "... Uh... you shouldn't have seen that... I'm just gonna... yeah." A small schoolbus, with what looked like had a face on it, arrived behind Deadpool. It opened to reveal a woman with frizzy red hair in a bun and wore a dress that had images of Horses on it.
"Seatbelts Every-!" She spoke before Deadpool ran in.
"Drive! The skit's been canceled!"
"What are you-?"
"JUST DRIVE!!!" The bus's doors closed and it flew into the air.