Deapool snored away in his house, indicated by the loud noises he made, the pool and waterfall of drool falling out of his mouth, and, of course, his butt in the air, cheeks loosen for anyone to take advantage of. However, his alarm blared. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Deadpool jumped out of bed and fired a handgun, screaming.
"MY SKYRIM REMASTERED!!! NOT YOURS!!!" His gun clicked, and falling to the floor was an Average Black Friday shopper wielding a knife in one hand and Skyrim Remastered in the other. Deadpool got up and took the game from his corpse. "That's the 13th one this week!" He grabbed the body and threw it out of the window, where it landed in a grinder and the meat was sold to very sketchy looking restaurants. Wade looked out of the window to see a blanket of snow had taken over Ponyville.
Winter is here.
No s**t, Sherlock.
"And you know what that means?... ANOTHER F**KING HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!!" He stormed out of his room and into his messier house, skipping time to have himself pancakes that would make Pinkie jealous. As he ate, however, another portal opened. Popping his head was- "AHH!!! STRANGER!!!"
"Deapool!" The bearded man with a long, red cape and a golden, eye looking necklace spoke "I have come from my dimension to-" Deadpool punched him in the face, knocking him out. Appearing behind the Doctor were three other Deadpools: Ryan Reynald Deadpool from the movie, Nolan North Deadpool from the videogame, and Will Friedle Deadpool from Disney's Ultimate Spiderman.
"Aw shit!" Ryan-Pool yelled "Look what you did you cocksucker!"
"Fuck you, me!" Nolan-Pool added "Go fuck yourself!... Wait, no... not yet!"
"This stinks." Will-Pool spoke.
"Hey! You all got to swear!" Deadpool yelled. "Audience! Isn't this some bulls**t!?"
"We're not part of the contract!" They all added, holding their contracts for their respected licenses.
"Oh f**k you all up the a**hole!"
"Hey, I'm not allowed to swear!" Will-Pool spoke "So I have the short end of the stick."
"And a hated fanbase." Nolan-Pool replied.
"Hey! At least I'm better than Ryan Reynald's Pool from-"
"Don't mention that!" Ryan-Pool interupted.
"Get your asses in here!" Deadpool spoke, grabbing all three and Strange in. The portal closed. Deadpool crossed his arms "Alright, why are you all here?" The other Pools blinked. "... You all went to sleep, didn't you?" Various murmurs came from them. "Well, if that's the case, I've gotta go and see my Mooncheeks!"
"Mooncheeks!?" They all asked
"Princess Luna." They all blinked "The princess of the night in this world?" More blinks "From My Little Pony: Friendship is magic." They all stood, scratching their heads.
"I masturbate to unicorns." Ryan-Pool spoke. Deadpool face palmed himself.
"Well, have you experienced the magic of Friendship?" They shook their heads. "Have you ever wanted to be in a community that's called cancerous but isn't as bad as Minecraft?" Murmurs. "Have you wanted to meet a cast where most of their personalities came from the fans that went to make the 100th episode?" They all nodded. "Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you on how to be Bronies!" He pulled out a Saxophone and played.
"HEY!!!" The three added, making Deadpool jump as they all pulled out their own instrument (A drum, a trumpet, and a Cello). He shrugged and joined them. They all ran outside, making everypony pause and watch as four Deadpools ran around. Berry Punch looked at her drink, then to them, and threw the bottle away and pulled out a 40 Oz.
♫We are number one!♫
♫Now listen closely!
Here's a little lesson in Bron-ery!
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Fandom Number One
You have to chase a certain princess on the run!♫
Princess Luna flew over them, unaware on what's happening. Deadpool pointed at her, to which the other had heart eyes and chased after her.
♫Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound♫
One of them stepped on a whoopee cushion, where Pinkie giggled
"Shh!No, don't touch that!" Deadpool yelled. During the chorus, they tried various tools to capture Luna
♫We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One♫
♫Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!♫
They threw it on Deadpool and not Luna, who was having herself a salad
"Throw it on her, not me! Ugh, let's try something else!
♫Now watch and learn, here's the deal
She'll slip and slide on this banana peel!♫
The three other slipped on said banana peels
"What are you doing!?"
All four pools set up the Nintendo Switch with Skyrim remastered on it, to which Luna took it and played it, totally falling for the easily set trap. All four took her back to Deadpool's house, where they just stared in awe
♫Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One♫
Unfortunately, Dr. Strange woke up and took Luna away. All of the pools chased, but the three other ones were sent back to their dimensions, though Deadpool was fired right out of a canon.
♫Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!♫
Celestia sat on her throne, having hot coco instead of tea. She conjured up a pillow seat quickly. Deadpool came crashing through the window, rolling and breaking all of his bones before sitting on the seat perfectly.
"...Ow." He simply said.
"Well hello to you too, Wade." Celestia spoke, not turning to him. "Trying to kidnap my sister and keeping her as your wife?"
"Hey! I'm not ready for that type of thing yet!" He snapped his arms back in place. "And how did you know I was going to land here?"
"Eh, just a hunch I had."
"... You're no help." He cracked his legs in place. "And I can't believe Benedict Cummberbatch came to me! What an honor!"
"...Yes, what an honor." Luna entered the throne, looking rather depressed. Deadpool teleported onto her back.
"'Sup, Moony! I'm the cowboy and you're my horse!" Luna's horn glowed as she took him off.
"Not now." She said. "I need my quiet time."
"I can be quiet!"
No you can't.
Shut up!
"I need my alone time, then." She simply said, walking away. Deadpool blinked.
"What's wrong with her?" He asked "She's going back to her emo phase! Now I'm going to have to sing Wake me up with her!"
"She wants some attention." Celestia simply spoke, opening The Epic of Gilgamesh.
"Ugh, again!?"
"It's winter, her favorite time... at least, as a filly."
"And then she turned Emo?"
"No. I was given the Summer Sunset Celebration."
...Lightbulb!
Yes?
Not you, you dumba**!
"...Say? Is it alright if Luna can have her celebration?"
"She already has Nightmare Night."
"But that's for her Evil half, Nightmare Moon. I'm talking something like... The Winter... Moonrise... Festive?" Celestia lowered her book and gave Deadpool a skeptic look. She turned back to her book.
"Eh, alright. Tomorrow."
"...Really?"
"Yep."
"...Just like that?"
"Yep."
"... Alright, what's the price?" Celestia lowered her book and smiled.
"Dance with me."
"...That's it?"
"Do you want me to make it worse?"
"No! Nonono! That won't be needed. Uh... how are you-?" Celestia's horn glowed and the throne room turned into a Disco dance floor, complete with a bar (With Bob drinking) and some of the guards in suits. Celetia wore a new dress as Deadpool was in his suit. Celestia walked to him with bedroom eyes.
"Shall we get, how shall you say, freaky?" Deadpool blinked.
"Video! And Pinkie, you're with me!" Pinkie appeared next to her in an orange version of her 80's outfit
"Yay! I've always wanted to be Snoopy!"
Celestia blinked.
"... That's not what I had in mind... but it'll do."
"Yes!"
The Next Day.
Deadpool and Luna skated next to each other as the residents around Canterlot celebrated the newly established Winter Moonrise Festive.
"I never knew you could skate." Luna spoke.
"I'm full of surprises." Deadpool simply answered "Like when people realized I'm not much of a d**k as they think I am."
"...What?"
"E, forget about it. The holidays are almost here, and with Santa dead, I'm sure that everyone's gonna be happy that the NSA and Illuminati isn't watching them when they go to sleep. Remember, don't let your kids support a pervert that likes to watch them sleep at night. If there's one thing I hate more than anything, it's Predators, and not the movie type."
"I have yet to understand who you're talking to."
"And you won't. Let's just Charlie Brown this with me as the title character and Discord as Snoopy."
Wow, you actually did that pretty well. I heartily applaud you Mr. Aquino. And you too Wade. The good Doctor Stephen Strange must make for a good magic teacher, surgeon, and surprisingly good listener to other people's problems. Luna must have opened up with him on a touchy, emotional subject when they went to wherever they teleported to.
For more fun with our favorite mercenary hero, after the two of you (as it were) introduce another person's OC, I hope you soon do something for Star Wars: Rogue One, since it genuinely looks like it will try to be a very well put together prequel to Episode IV: A New Hope and then (if everything goes correctly) something to honor the first ever Assassin's Creed movie. That is, if Michael Fassbender and the producers don't butcher a classic video game story.
7775561 maybe I'll do Rogue one and, if it happens, laugh at Matt Pat's theory like with the Force Awakens.
I'm not going to do Assassins creed, since I've lost all interest after Assassins Creed 2 part B. (For Brotherhood) and, looking at the list of Video game movies, it's gonna fall into the latter. (Kanye West music!? Seriously!?)
7775590 Well, couldn't hurt to ask. I'm a little doubtful about Assassin's Creed too. And about Rogue One, at least it's not being directed by J.J Abrams like Disney made the mistake of having him direct The Force Awakens. He was good for directing Star Trek not Star Wars. The Force Awakens felt too much like a Star Trek movie trying to be Star Wars. It was okay, but it just wasn't the last six movies. Even the prequels for all their flaws, I enjoyed to some extent.
7776132 What!?!?!? The Force Awakens was awesome! Sure it felt like A new Hope mixed with The Empire Strikes Back, but it was a great way to please both old and new fans! Plus, J.J. Abrams hates Star Trek and wanted to do Star Wars. Rewatch both films and you can see R2-D2 flying around in debris.
7776147 I don't hate The Force Awakens, I guess it's just personal preference and a little personal irritation that they didn't use any plot lines from the comics or the books. I did like a lot of things about The Force Awakens though, but some parts I felt were a little too predictable or had too many plot holes. Like when Rey found Anakin and Luke's Lightsaber in the Ancient Jedi Temple I had questions like: how did they find it, how did it end up in that temple, and why did it react to her presence like she was part of the Skywalker bloodline when there was no indication that she was part of the Skywalker bloodline? Plus, after watching the Nostalgia Critic's review of The Force Awakens, I now agree with him on another thing: Han Solo's death was so damn predictable. In conclusion, I guess I'm kind of on the fence with it. I don't hate it, but at the same time, I just personally have just an okay opinion about it
7778770 wait for the sequels. That's all I have to say.
Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie Death Battle is now live. What are you gonna do about them?
7778807 when r u going to finish this story my friend