Chimichangas and Cupcakes
By Awesomedude17
(A/N Bold = Yellow Caption Box. Underline = White Caption Box. Enjoy)
-Earth-MLP4-
"Oh God! I love chimichangas!"
Yeah, we do!
Understandably, you are Mexican-savy.
It was a normal tuesday afternoonish time for Deadpool, he had finished a job and wanted food, so... CHIMICHANGAS!
"That's right, author who is not really awesome."
Right... so Deadpool was eating his chimichangas at his headquarters (which was really just a motel room on the second floor), when all of a sudden, Taskmaster!
"What!"
The door burst open, revealing Taskmaster.
"WADE!!!"
"Tasky! How are ya? Did you miss me?"
"You're a dead man!"
"Why?"
Taskmaster lifted a photoshopped photo of Taskmaster doing Gangnam Style with PSY and Rebecca Black.
"What! It's awesome!"
And bitchin'.
"I heard that song too many times Wade! You're dead!" Taskmaster pulled out a Glock 20 and aimed at Deadpool's face.
"Oooo, I'm so scared. Bye!" Deadpool jumped through the window and onto Taskmaster's minivan. Needless to say, Taskmaster was pissed.
"My car! You are fucked Wade!"
"I don't care!"
Run Wade, run!
And save the taco stand!
Deadpool got off the damaged van and high-tailed it, Taskmaster following, and soon bumped into who else, but our favorite recovering alcoholic, goatee wearing, sarcastic billionaire, Tony Stark.
"What the... Wade. What are you doing?"
"Tony, buddy! Good to see ya. Umm, gotta go now, l8r!"
"Did you just say L Eight R to... and he's gone." Tony said as he looked to where Deadpool was just at.
Taskmaster soon came up. "Where did Wade go?"
Tony stared at Taskmaster for a minute and said, "I don't know, but I did see him pass by. Now if you'll excuse me, I need a drink." Tony went into the building next to him, which was incidentally, a Stark Industries building. Taskmaster decided he'll kill Wade later, so he went away.
In the building, Tony went to his penthouse suite and got a bad welcome.
"We showed him, eh Iron Man?"
"Deadpool, how'd you get in?"
"I used the elevator."
"Only I can use the elevator to reach my penthouse."
"How, and why?"
"Fingerprint scanner, so guys like you won't get in uninvited." Tony said as he walked over to the minibar.
"That's stupid!"
"No, that's sane. Unlike you." Tony had poured himself a glass of brandy to relieve the incoming stress from Deadpool's talking.
"Hmm, yeah, you're right. Now, I want to go into an alternate universe!"
"May I ask, why?"
Yeah, why Wade?
"Because I feel like it."
Tony stared at Deadpool for a few good moments and said, "You feel like it?"
"Yeah, I feel like it."
Tony pinched his eyebrows together. This guy can be so moronic sometimes, it hurts my head. He then got an idea.
"You know what, if it'll get rid of you, I'm for it!"
"Sweet!"
Tony enter some coordinates into his matter transference device, something he had built during his more... desperate days.
"Okay Wade, this device should take you to an alternate universe."
"What about this device?" Wade pushed a button to reveal a strange machine.
"Oh, don't mind that, it's garbage. It never worked the way I wanted it."
"Okay, I'll give you that."
"Just get on the MTD Wade."
"MTD?"
Sounds like...
Cultured...
Why are you doing that?
Shout out to other stories.
Oh for...
"Matter Transference Device, just get on Wade."
"K!"
Wade hopped onto the teleporter and Stark hit the switch. Deadpool saw flashing lights and disappeared in a flash.
"Finally, now I can..."
"Stark, Stark you there?" It was a call from Nick Fury, the curator of S.H.I.E.L.D. on Tony's comms system. Tony answered the call.
"Yes Fury, I'm here."
"Good, You're needed to go find Deadpool for questioning."
Tony widened his eyes, then asked, "Why?"
"He's connected to a high-profile crime committed two hours ago."
Tony became nervous. "He, umm, went to another dimension."
Nick Fury paused for a moment, "He went to another dimension..."
Here it comes.
"And you didn't stop him!"
And there he goes.
Pinkie Pie's body shook up as she got out of the shower, drying her off.
"OHHH MMYYY! THIIS IIS AA DOOZEYY!"
Pinkie Pie stopped shaking and went downstairs. She ate her breakfast without so much as a word in a few seconds and was out.
"What just happened?" Mr. Cake asked.
"Just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie." Mrs. Cake responded before taking a sip of coffee.
Pinkie Dashed through town, first to Sweet Apple Acres where Applejack was snatched from her job.
"What in the tarnation?"
Then Fluttershy as she finished feeding her animal friends.
"Oph!"
Then Rainbow Dash who was taking a nap on a cloud.
"What the..."
And Rarity was snatched as she took the first step outside.
"WHA HA HA!"
And finally stopped inside the library where Pinkie grabbed Twilight as the hyper pony began to speak.
"Girls! I gots me a doozy! Whooooo!" Pinkie said as she shook.
"WHAT!" They unisoned.
"Where?" Twilight asked.
"There!"
And then a creature appeared in a flash. He had swords on his back, was red and black and it looked around.
"Hmm, I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore." It spoke.
The six mares, save Pinkie Pie were shocked.
"What, admiring my sexy bod?" It put its digits along what the mares thought was the mouth, did a motion and slapped its buttocks. "WHOO!"
"Oh my goodness! That outfit is absolutely horrendous!" Rarity said.
"Hey talking pony, I don't know who you are, but don't dis the costume. Besides, look at this." Wade took off his mask and showed his face to the mane six. Their jaws dropped and the creature put his mask back on. "Not so good there, huh?"
Rarity fainted in an overly dramatic way.
"Who are you?" Twilight asked.
"I'm a human, called Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool. And I'm available for black ops, missions, assassinations, and birthday parties."
"Did you say party?" Pinkie asked.
"Yeash! You got chimichangas?"
"Yes!"
"I love the fucking author!"
I love you too.
"Let's have fun! I'm Pinkie Pie!"
"Well then Pinkie, let's go! I gots me a pizza all of a sudden and I want to have badass fun time!" Wade said as he hopped on Pinkie.
"NEIGH!" Pinkie dashed with Deadpool on and they went to the train station.
"What just happened?" Rainbow Dash asked. There was no answer.
"I guess I'll check out this thing myself then." Rainbow Dash flew into the air to spy on the human.
"Thank you for reviving us author."
No prob, I found alt universes to be too convoluted.
"Well, good to hear."
Yep, but I might cut her out later on to preserve the fourth wall.
Alright then. Thank you BronyGamer for the revival idea.
"You got us jobs again!"
HAO
1763590 Not sure what you said.
THE DUKE OF EARL IS GLAD TO HEAR OF THIS
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And it starts again...
have to say. I'm super glad that this has not died (kinda). those two are too awesome and amazing to be gone! now i shall sit and wonder what shenanigans they will cause
yes yes YES YES YES YES YES u have all my yes
The insanity reinsues.
*Reaction to cancellation*
...Aw.
*Reaction to reboot*
:D
*Reaction to reboot that seems good so far*
I'm glad this is back on course! Continue being awesome, it's in your name after all!
I think I might like this one even more! It's even more random!
Now if you'll excuse me it's chimichanga time.
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the goodness is better!
This is the story we all needed.
1764164 And Deadpool's sexuality is banana and so is yours.
Dude for reals THANK YOU FOR THIS
1764186 Why yes
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Wait YOU'RE here!? Then It MUST be good.
Not necessarily, but that's probably true.
Nobody here even knows who you are.
You could explain it... if you weren't such a penguin.
What!? NO! I would look crazy if I tried to elaborate.
And you don't already?
Umm... shut up.
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What? Bananna? It does not compute.
You're really that dumb?
Apparently yes.
It means *whisper whisper whisper*
WHAT!? That's stupid... and gross!
LOL
He was Awesome in that game!
Except he could be beaten.
Yeah? because he's a boss?
LIKE A BOSS!
I didn't mean it like... you know what? Forget it.
1764238 I knew it... I'm known well enough to be followed... HEEEELLLP. Hai.
1764317 It was basically crossing the more serious Ultimate Deadpool with the less serious awesome Deadpool, with his own TV show. In other words, it was fantastic. I wonder if any dimension-hopping occurs in the upcoming Deadpool Game... I do ever so wondere...
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I want to buy that game but... ARGH!
It might have "inappropriate" content.
You're an adult. GET OVER IT!
But I don't wanna!
Yes we will be buying that game, it looks Fantastic.
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But it's not the story we deserve.
New deadpool an pinkie pie story?!
-Kiryu
1764450
I hated those Batman movies.
Now you've done it! Batten down the hatches! Theres a sh*Squee* storm brewing!
Let me elaborate. I didn't like Batman's voice, and The Joker was too much of a murderer insane guy, and not enough of a clown comedian.
His motivation is FUN! But this Joker is only in it for Anarchy. Why? Because he wants to. My favorite Joker was the one from "Batman The Animated Series"
Of course those aren't all of my reasons but that's a good start.
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I didn't really care for the movies either.
I didn't really like Batman's voice in the first movie either but it did (in my opinion) get better in the other two.
I agree with you on the Joker though. While Murderous Joker was cool, I immensely preferred the Joker from B:TAS.
The only reason I made that joke was because it was a perfect set-up and I just couldn't pass it up.
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I know what you mean. It was supposed to be a serious moment, and he made it a hilarious meme.
And they killed Qui Gon Jinn! He was my favorite character from Fallout 3!
You're just saying that to make a joke.
Yeah... He is cool in that game though.
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Wait. What character had the same actor as Qui Gon Jinn?
It been waaaaay too long since I last watched any of the Star Wars movies.
1764402
HA HA! I don't even know how to follow people.
How do you do that? And are you gonna finnish that soda?
Shut up! he doesn't know where we are.
1764554
Liam Neeson. Batman's mentor.
Also he played your father in Fallout 3.
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Oh yeah!
How did I never notice that?
...
The made my favorite actor a throw-away villain! Now I hate that movie!
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That's what I said!
At first I was like "That's Awesome! Qui Gon Jinn is his master. Now Batman is a Jedi.
then it was "What!? He's a Villain!? A villain who wants to kill everyone because he can?! He makes less sense than The Joker, and that's HIS thing! I call Bull*squee*!
No more dimension hopping, just Pinkie and Deadpool being weird/stupid/awesome/funny? I am so totally with you! (Again.)
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At least he was still awesome.
Not Grey or Taken awesome mind you. but still awesome.
P.S:Now I want see a movie were Batman becomes a Jedi.
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Now I want to see a Batman MLP crossover.
I'll go and see if there are any. Also since Star Wars was brought up. EPISODE VII (7) TO BE RELEASED IN 2015!
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SAY WHAAAAAAAT!? STAR WARS VII!
WHAEN WAS THIS ANNOUNCED!? WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD ABOUT THIS!?
P.S: If you want a Batman/MLP video, try Batman hates Bronies. It's not exactly a crossover but it is hilarious. You can watch it on NewGrounds or probably YouTube since everything gets uploaded there eventually.
1764650>>1764683 YAY DISCUSSIONZ.
I liked those movies. But I prefer the B:TAS too. Mark Hamill. 'Nuff said. By the way, yes, that is Mark Hamill voicing the Joker as in Luke Skywalker. Imagine Luke having a Joker moment in episode 5...
...That video was a lot better, the way I remembered it... oh well.
Sure. Batman is an okay detective. I prefer this one, though.
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Disney just bought out ALL of Geroge Lucas' companies. I saw an article on msn.com. I don't know what the plot is though.
I have a general guess but that's because I've read alot of the books.
one of the next movies WILL have the yuuzhan vong invasion of the Galaxy. Though it probably won't be in the first movie.
Also Ben Skywalker is my favorite EU Jedi besides Revan.
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Here, take an excerpt from a Mark Hamill Interview.
For some background knowledge. George said he wouldn't make any more movies because of all the hate he received about episodes 1, 2, and 3.
Technically he's just an advisor in these. So he isn't really making the sequals.
1764738 Hrm... maybe I should have used this video instead.
The YouTube link didn't work.
1764798 Spoilers...
Neither did this one... boy... that didn't go well at all.
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Not really. I didn't give away who dies. Hint hint ****** ****. I blotted out the letters but that's his name.
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this is how you do that dance of joy
1764828
Me or the video?
One of the next Avengers movies is going to feature the Skrulls and their Secret Invasion.
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No wonder Frieza was pissed. He had to sit through hours of that.
Come on guys, I know Deadpool's back, but I have other stories too!
*bows* Oh you guys. All I did was get you your jobs back.
1765212 And that's why we love ya, but not in a sexual way.
Pack the cupcakes, we're having fun!
1765221 *fires party cannon*
Dn it Pinkie! You just destroyed the fine china!
B-but....
I didn't really like them anyway, they reminded me of my crazy ass marefriend that decided casting a spell on my groin that made so I couldn't be castrated, while also feeling the pain, and lighting it on fire would be fun.
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My reaction! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png
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I am Masteroid, with my power over magnets.
What was that about?
You don't need any cupcakes when you have magnets.
So you're stupid me?
No you silly billy. I'm your creativity.
What?
I only talk when you're half asleep.
Oh, I think that means I should sleep now. (and make this post, postable)
I have seen that face and I would Love to be in Hawaii.
What? No no no, that's not right. And I think he should never... ummm... do that thing where he gets blown up... or something...?
He should get a new outfit. Something that says "look out world here I come". Maybe in pink? It would work Fabulously.
Oh I get it now. You're my flamboyant side.
And then Pinkie would wear red because they share so much in common.
NO! that's a horrible idea.
Having Pinkie wear something symbolic of their relationship would really help.
Help what?
Help readers to understand just how amazing they both are. Look, both Deadpool and Pinkie break the 4th wall, and both have psychotic episodes that scare everyone around them. Plus being around Deadpool is dangerous, so she'll need at least some protection.
Giving Pinkie a bullet proof suit does sound good. Yes it does. Author Do it! Give Pinkie a suit of Awesome!
And Deadpool too.
Yes and... no not Deadpool.
What the Heck is all this!? Watever, I'll just post it.
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HOLY SHIT!
I leave to go to the movies and when I come back what do I find?
That a throwaway joke I made has indirectly started a whole discussion that's about half a page long.
What I feel like right now:
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Well Flamboyant me did write a huge comment.
It was Fabulous.
Stop saying that, you're making me sound gay.
Never!
Who is that, Harrison Ford from the "Air Force One" movie?
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Nope. It's Liam Neeson in ... a movie.
You know, the one where he does some stuff and points guns at things.
It's a classic.
Oh god, why would I use an image from a movie I can't remember?