//------------------------------// // Let's Go to the Real Beginning // Story: Chimichangas and Cupcakes // by Awesomedude17 //------------------------------// Chimichangas and Cupcakes By Awesomedude17 (A/N Bold = Yellow Caption Box. Underline = White Caption Box. Enjoy) -Earth-MLP4- "Oh God! I love chimichangas!" Yeah, we do! Understandably, you are Mexican-savy. It was a normal tuesday afternoonish time for Deadpool, he had finished a job and wanted food, so... CHIMICHANGAS! "That's right, author who is not really awesome." Right... so Deadpool was eating his chimichangas at his headquarters (which was really just a motel room on the second floor), when all of a sudden, Taskmaster! "What!" The door burst open, revealing Taskmaster. "WADE!!!" "Tasky! How are ya? Did you miss me?" "You're a dead man!" "Why?" Taskmaster lifted a photoshopped photo of Taskmaster doing Gangnam Style with PSY and Rebecca Black. "What! It's awesome!" And bitchin'. "I heard that song too many times Wade! You're dead!" Taskmaster pulled out a Glock 20 and aimed at Deadpool's face. "Oooo, I'm so scared. Bye!" Deadpool jumped through the window and onto Taskmaster's minivan. Needless to say, Taskmaster was pissed. "My car! You are fucked Wade!" "I don't care!" Run Wade, run! And save the taco stand! Deadpool got off the damaged van and high-tailed it, Taskmaster following, and soon bumped into who else, but our favorite recovering alcoholic, goatee wearing, sarcastic billionaire, Tony Stark. "What the... Wade. What are you doing?" "Tony, buddy! Good to see ya. Umm, gotta go now, l8r!" "Did you just say L Eight R to... and he's gone." Tony said as he looked to where Deadpool was just at. Taskmaster soon came up. "Where did Wade go?" Tony stared at Taskmaster for a minute and said, "I don't know, but I did see him pass by. Now if you'll excuse me, I need a drink." Tony went into the building next to him, which was incidentally, a Stark Industries building. Taskmaster decided he'll kill Wade later, so he went away. In the building, Tony went to his penthouse suite and got a bad welcome. "We showed him, eh Iron Man?" "Deadpool, how'd you get in?" "I used the elevator." "Only I can use the elevator to reach my penthouse." "How, and why?" "Fingerprint scanner, so guys like you won't get in uninvited." Tony said as he walked over to the minibar. "That's stupid!" "No, that's sane. Unlike you." Tony had poured himself a glass of brandy to relieve the incoming stress from Deadpool's talking. "Hmm, yeah, you're right. Now, I want to go into an alternate universe!" "May I ask, why?" Yeah, why Wade? "Because I feel like it." Tony stared at Deadpool for a few good moments and said, "You feel like it?" "Yeah, I feel like it." Tony pinched his eyebrows together. This guy can be so moronic sometimes, it hurts my head. He then got an idea. "You know what, if it'll get rid of you, I'm for it!" "Sweet!" Tony enter some coordinates into his matter transference device, something he had built during his more... desperate days. "Okay Wade, this device should take you to an alternate universe." "What about this device?" Wade pushed a button to reveal a strange machine. "Oh, don't mind that, it's garbage. It never worked the way I wanted it." "Okay, I'll give you that." "Just get on the MTD Wade." "MTD?" Sounds like... Cultured... Why are you doing that? Shout out to other stories. Oh for... "Matter Transference Device, just get on Wade." "K!" Wade hopped onto the teleporter and Stark hit the switch. Deadpool saw flashing lights and disappeared in a flash. "Finally, now I can..." "Stark, Stark you there?" It was a call from Nick Fury, the curator of S.H.I.E.L.D. on Tony's comms system. Tony answered the call. "Yes Fury, I'm here." "Good, You're needed to go find Deadpool for questioning." Tony widened his eyes, then asked, "Why?" "He's connected to a high-profile crime committed two hours ago." Tony became nervous. "He, umm, went to another dimension." Nick Fury paused for a moment, "He went to another dimension..." Here it comes. "And you didn't stop him!" And there he goes. Pinkie Pie's body shook up as she got out of the shower, drying her off. "OHHH MMYYY! THIIS IIS AA DOOZEYY!" Pinkie Pie stopped shaking and went downstairs. She ate her breakfast without so much as a word in a few seconds and was out. "What just happened?" Mr. Cake asked. "Just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie." Mrs. Cake responded before taking a sip of coffee. Pinkie Dashed through town, first to Sweet Apple Acres where Applejack was snatched from her job. "What in the tarnation?" Then Fluttershy as she finished feeding her animal friends. "Oph!" Then Rainbow Dash who was taking a nap on a cloud. "What the..." And Rarity was snatched as she took the first step outside. "WHA HA HA!" And finally stopped inside the library where Pinkie grabbed Twilight as the hyper pony began to speak. "Girls! I gots me a doozy! Whooooo!" Pinkie said as she shook. "WHAT!" They unisoned. "Where?" Twilight asked. "There!" And then a creature appeared in a flash. He had swords on his back, was red and black and it looked around. "Hmm, I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore." It spoke. The six mares, save Pinkie Pie were shocked. "What, admiring my sexy bod?" It put its digits along what the mares thought was the mouth, did a motion and slapped its buttocks. "WHOO!" "Oh my goodness! That outfit is absolutely horrendous!" Rarity said. "Hey talking pony, I don't know who you are, but don't dis the costume. Besides, look at this." Wade took off his mask and showed his face to the mane six. Their jaws dropped and the creature put his mask back on. "Not so good there, huh?" Rarity fainted in an overly dramatic way. "Who are you?" Twilight asked. "I'm a human, called Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool. And I'm available for black ops, missions, assassinations, and birthday parties." "Did you say party?" Pinkie asked. "Yeash! You got chimichangas?" "Yes!" "I love the fucking author!" I love you too. "Let's have fun! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "Well then Pinkie, let's go! I gots me a pizza all of a sudden and I want to have badass fun time!" Wade said as he hopped on Pinkie. "NEIGH!" Pinkie dashed with Deadpool on and they went to the train station. "What just happened?" Rainbow Dash asked. There was no answer. "I guess I'll check out this thing myself then." Rainbow Dash flew into the air to spy on the human. "Thank you for reviving us author." No prob, I found alt universes to be too convoluted. "Well, good to hear." Yep, but I might cut her out later on to preserve the fourth wall. Alright then. Thank you BronyGamer for the revival idea. "You got us jobs again!"