• Published 8th Dec 2012
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Chimichangas and Cupcakes - Awesomedude17



Deadpool gets stuck in Equestria, what will happen? The hell if I know.

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wtfboom88 hates me

Chimichangas and Cupcakes
By Awesomedude17

Guys, we have a problem.

"What?"

One of my closest followers is threatening to unfollow due to this fanfic being ass, and me being slow on the updates.

"WHAT!"

"WHAT!"

"WHAT!"

"POOTIS!"

Who the hell are you?

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy..."

"Get da fuck out!"

"...Alright."

Okay, we need to up it up people, chop chop!

"Hey, that's my line!"

I don't care.


Wade tried to remember what happened last night, then he realized something.

"Oh, right, video camera."

Wade teleported to the camera room and looked at the screen. He looked through the files and found out that he didn't hit record.

"Damn it all! Wait, this might be the dream itself." Wade proceeded to take out his katana and slice his balls off. He now knew one thing.

"AHHHHHH, NOT A DREAM!"

Discord looked at the merc, and held out a video tape.

"You forgot that I recorded the entire night."

Wade looked up at the dragon-goat-monkey-sausage-thingy thing and closed his eyes.

"I got a boo-boo."

"Boo hoo, you cut off your genitals." Discord snapped his fingers and Deadpool's balls fully healed, not that it was needed anyway.

Because of healing factor.

Yeah. By the way, you heard that Twilight's gonna be an alicorn princess?

FUUUUUUUUUU...

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Are you really that rageful?

Yeah. -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

"It's a mistake of nature. -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

"What are you raging about now?"

"Season finale, -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

"Ohhh, yeah." Discord was silent, which was rare itself.

"Wait a minute, this may not be my dream, but what about some other pony's dream?"

"Really?"

At...

NO NO NO!!! Enough!

"What now?"

This isn't going to work. Cancel this, cancel this, cancel this shit right fucking now!

"Woah Author, now isn't the time to..."

Fuck you Pinkie, I'm pissed at how low this has gotten. If anyone needs me, I say fuck it!

"Well, I never."

Everyone, tear down this set!

The set begins to fall down, everyone involved in this fic comes together with confused looks.

"Well, I knew this would happen. Oh well, come along Champ, let's go to Catharsis for Postal 3."

The Postal Dude's Dog barked, leaving the two going out.

"What now?"

"We work on Six Wade." David said, coming in with Link, Harry and Nikolai.

"Where's Stryker?" Rarity asked.

"Out."

Everyone deadpanned and David looked at the last working camera.

"Hey you... wtfboom88 was right, this sucks now. Read something better!"

"What does this button do?"

"NO NIKOLAI, WAIT!"

Comments ( 11 )

Well, that was different.
Uuh... * hesitantly presses a key*

Huh... I guess wtfboom88 can't complain now...

Huh....... :rainbowderp:

So where's the Any key?

There is no any key. There is only a spoon.

well crap.:facehoof: *presses a button* well that did nothing god dammit wtfboom88:facehoof:

An abrupt ending once again.
Sad, really.

WHAT THE FUCK? NO, I DIDN"T MEAN THAT... WHY...? WHAT? NO! WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?!?!
2316356>>2317164

2320498sorry man but...I DONT KNOW :raritydespair::raritycry: CURSE YOU DEADPOOL!:raritycry:

Seriously?
Another "not gonna continue the story" ending? :facehoof:
Seriously, the first time was kinda funny, but if your gonna write a fic make sure you can actually write it! :flutterrage:
Don't fill us with false hope of an awesome story... :fluttercry:
But, I guess it can't be helped, either way thanks for entertaining us with 700 words "monthly" chapters :ajsleepy:

(Not trying to sound like a jerk, honestly this is how I feel, sorry)
-Kiryu :moustache:

2320973 I'm sorry too. This is just to out of it for me, I have better stories that this crap.

If it's any consolation, here's a day where Wade looked for treasure.

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