Deadpool ran away from Lyra, who was slowly & steadily catching up to him!!!
"Why are you chasing me!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled "I made myself public!!! Everypony knows who I am!!!"
"YOU BELONG TO ME!!!" Lyra replied.He looked right behind him and saw Lyra nearly closet to his butt cheeks. He should be glad that he doesn't have a tail, but it would be more preferable to have a tail bit rather than having a pony bite one of his cheeks to get a hold of him. Lyra stopped immediately, skidding across the floor, then turned around and ran away, screaming!!! Deadpool stopped, skidding across the floor and stopped as well.
"YEAH!!! That's how we do it!!! So long Lyra!!! Alright, MrAquino, who is Marksaline?"
"That would be us." a demonic sounding woman with other voices in it replied. Deadpool froze a bit and turned around: a nearly, all red alicorn mare stood right behind him with a smile, filled with teeth that looked like white razors. Her mane & tail were loose & not tamed, her wings looked like they could stab someone, and her horn looked as if it were in a spiral way with two tips.
"...oh... you." Right behind her, Fluffle puff appeared, gasping a bit and running up to everyone's favorite mercenary. "Well, you're a pleasant sight. How's it between Chrysaliss & you?"
"Pfftpftpftpttpftpft" Fluffle Puff 'responded'.
"Really? Is she still angry at me?"
"pftpftppftttpftpftpppfttttpft"
"Figures. And you do know that Marksaline is an O.C. pony inspired from the video game series 'Dead Space', right? Those games have been going from horror to mindless action... kinda like Resident Evil."
"Pfftpftfptfptfffptttttfptfptffptptptfftpfppfttpfptptft."
"The small one has been of great use to us." Marksaline added "We are glad, the one known as 'Tirek', was able to join us to quench our hunger.
"...WHAT!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled. At that moment, a building crashed in the distance, showing a headless corpse of Tirek with tentacles coming out of the neck area, and it's arms being molded to more tentacles. Discord teleported right next to Deadpool, having a bucket of Popcorn in his hand and sipping a soda.
"This should be interesting!" He commented.
"DISCORD!!! I'm so glad you're here!!! Please, help me defeat the altered zombie Tirek!!!"
"Hmm... I don't really know, what's in it for me?"
"You can have a small slice of revenge!" Discord's eyes widened at what he said
"You just won me over, again!!! Alright, this should help." He snapped his fingers and a piñata appeared, as it looked very similar Celestia. A giant corn Dog appeared in Deadpool's arm. Discord had on a suit of armor that looked as if it were made of various snacks and had a three boom boxes stacked on top of each other. "I will now perform my people's native dance!!!" Discord did a dance to the song to "Do the Hustle". Marksaline had a book and levitated it, reading what Discord was doing.
"It says here," she read "that this part of 'the hustle' implores the gods to grant a favor, usually a transom." Discord stopped.
"Is that all?" Deadpool asked
"No," he responded. "This is!!!" He pressed a button and the boom boxes started to play Guiles theme!!!
"AW YEAH!!! This goes with EVERYTHING!!!"
"CHARGE!!!" The celestia Piñata began to hover and fly towards the Necromorph Tirek!!! Deadpool prepared his giant corn dog, Discord summoned a giant ketchup packet, squirting it on the corn dog!!! The two charged at the monster, preparing themselves, and, just moments in, THEY
INTERMISHUN
Hello everyone, sorry for interrupting the story, but I have news for all of you. Don't worry, I'm not quitting the ridiculousness of Deadpool in Equestria, but I'm going to let it sit for a while, as I work on two other stories. One of these, you may know already, is "Mares in Black", a parody and somewhat different story to the original "Men in Black". The other story, is actually something I've dreamt of doing since... yesterday. It's based off a famous Dreamworks movie, which will have a sequel in 2017. If any of you can figure that out, please, don't tell the others, but keep it to yourself. Both of these have a story, and, unlike the other times, this time, I mean it, as I will work on both. And now, back to the story.
BACK TO STORY
Deapool, the princesses, Discord, and Tydal stood around the corpse of Tirek... AGAIN!!! Marksaline walked next to the corpse, then stared at Deadpool.
"You all have impressed us." She stated "If it pleases you, I will take what you call... a 'selfie'.
"Oh no!!!" Luna yelled "Thouest will pay for thy crimes!!! Who does thou think they are, being able to-" *CLICK!!!* Luna looked and saw Deadpool had taken a selfie with Marksaline. Luna became furious, as a lightning storm came right behind her!!! Celestia reached her hoof over her sister's shoulder, giving her comfort.
"Please," Celestia stated "I believe Deadpool may know what he's doing."
"Do you now believe I'm your brother?" Tydal asked
"... A little, but one story and helping us defeat Tirek again isn't enough."
"Please, you must listen, sisters!!!"
"Another time," Luna said. "We must get Deadpool and- Where'd he go?" Deadpool was now gone.
"He'll come back," Discord said "He's unpredictable that way... and I love him for it!!!"