Deadpool in Equestria

by MrAquino


Not Dead!!!

SOMEWHERE!!! IN THE CITY OF PHOENIX, ARIZON!!!

The Aquabats battle tram moved around the city, heading to what is their next concert in what is to be their ultimate performance! As usual, Jimmy drove them around, as Commander told everyone what they'll be doing.
"Alright guys," Commander spoke "This is how phoenix is going to work: it's hot, so we need to be cool."
"How are we exactly going to be cool if we're awesome?" Crash asked
"I think he means we're going to have make the place cool." Rickey replied.
"Exactly!" Commander spoke "In case if you haven't noticed, we're in Arizona, the hottest place around. Just the feel of this area matches to a native indian rub during-"
Loud blaring interrupted the commander.
"What's wrong!?" Eaglebones asked
"It seems there's been a large surge of electricity!" Jimmy exclaimed
"Like what!?" Commander asked "You need new batteries?"
"No commander, it's a portal!"
"Where!?"
"Here right about... now!" Right on time, a green portal opened up, sucking the battle tram in! They fell into the unknown, not sure what to expect, but this'll be another crazy adventure that, when done right, will become another song for hundreds to hear. They all felt a large tingling inside them as they fell, with the swirling ending as they drifted into space! All the power in the battle tram turned off, leaving them all in darkness.
"...Commander?" Crash asked
"Yeah?" Commander replied
"I can't feel my hands."
"Strange," Eaglebones replied "I feel fine."
"Anyone notice a poofy feeling around their butts?" Ricky asked "Or a weird feeling on their back?"
"Now that you mention it," Jimmy added "Does anyone have a weird feeling on their skulls?"
Right on time, the power came back on! They all sat, then turned to each other, followed by screaming, as they all (With the exception of Eaglebones) have turned into ponies! Both Commander and Ricky have turned into Earth Ponies (Commander being more yellow while Crash was white with a slight shade of pink), Ricky Fitness was now a light orange Pegasus, Jimmy was a light blue unicorn, and Eaglebones, though not a pony, was a griffon!
"Jimmy!" Commander yelled "What's happened to us!?"
"It seems we've change anatomically and physiologically turned into different creatures from mythology. But, I remember this design of all of us."
"And that is?" Ricky asked
"This is the world of 'My Little Pony: Fridnship is Magic'."
"MY LITTLE PONY!?!?!?" The rest yelled
"And a rocket ship is heading towards us."
"WHAT!?!?!?" Their battle tram was tackled by a crashing rocket ship, landing back into Equestria's atmosphere. They could only watch what was figured to be a man in all red spandex with white eyes, with a rainbow dash looking robot, Sweetie Belle, and a Sweetie Belle looking robot all dancing to a famous gif.

Both vehicles crashed into the forest, leaving behind a trail of destruction, but, very luckily, no injury was around. The Aquabats stumbled out of their battle tram, trying to get use to 4 legs, and the others from their rocket ship came out as well. Both sides stared at each other, not even sure what to think for each other.
"We better get out of here." The robot Sweetie Belle spoke with an obvious robot voice.
"Follow me," the Rainbow Dash robot spoke "I can find Ponyville faster than you." The two robots and Sweetie Belle ran away, disappearing into a few trees.
"Hold on a minute," the human spoke "Are you... THE AQUABATS!?!?!?"
"We are!" Commander spoke with pride "And you may you be, fair fan?"
"The name be Deadpool! After waiting for the narrator to work on a new chapter with me, he brings you guys in!? I'm not sure if I should be happy or angry with him."
"Narrator?" Ricky asked "Who's this narrator?"
"Just some loser who works at Walmart."
"A loser?" Crash asked "But... what does he do?"
"Here, he controls nearly everything. Dialogue, jokes, actions, you name it, and it's his doing!"
"So... we're under his control?" Eaglebones asked
"Eeyup!:eeyup:"
"... Where did that face come from?" Jimmy asked
"That's the narrator."
"Is there any way to beat him?" Commander asked
"I have no clue!"
"Dang it!"
"But my question for you is simply this: are you really good at music?"
"... What do you-"
"TACO SQUAD! ASSEMBLE!!!" In a puff of smoke, a super tall dragon looking thing, a light blue earth pony, Pinkie Pie, and a pink fluff thing appeared right behind Deadpool.
"Another band!?"
"Oh yes! Let's see how good you guys are."
"Challenging my crew against yours!?"
"Sorta."
"Well then... Aquabats! Let's rock!!!" The Aquabats all cheered, pulling out their instruments
"Let's rock this joint!!!" Deadpool's bandmates also cheered, pulling out instruments in thin air!
"Alright, Deadpool. on 'Go'. 3...2... 1... GO!"

Crash and the snake-dragon stood, staring at each other with their bass.
"Who do you think you are!?" Crash asked
"Easy. The name's Discord, master of chaos!"
"Oh yeah! Try this!"

"So... Pinkie?" Ricky asked
"That's me!" Pinkie spoke
"You think you're ready for my music?"
"Absolutely!!!"
"Well then, I'll go easy on you."
(Starts at 1:56)

"You think you can sing better than me!?" Commander asked
"Of course I can! I'm Sonata!" The other pony replied
"Sure then. I'll only believe it if you're a siren!"
"But... I am a siren."
"... what!?" Sonata began.
(Starts at 0:54)

Jimmy and the fluff ball stared at each other.
"Do you play anything?" Jimmy asked. The fluff ball stared at him.

Deadpool and Eaglebones stared at each other.
"Lucky for you," Eaglebones spoke "You're nothing like my brother Eagleclaws!"
"Oh, I'm better!" Deadpool mocked
"How so?"
"I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS FANFIC!!!"

The two sides, despite some winning & others losing, were really good! Deadpool took a selfie with the Aquabats, forever holding a memory together. Then, in a few moments, they traveled to Ponyville, where both sides performed a song together and, Deadpool did his best Strong Bad voice.