Deadpool in Equestria

by MrAquino


YO MAMA!!! Pony #92: Brody (From Yo Mama!)

Gilgamesh left back to his world in the Final Fantasy universe, still waiting to be in Kingdom Hearts, but was now an honorary member of the Taco Squad. Deadpool, realizing how he was now in Manehatten, travelled into the city, but stopped as he heard a familiar theme song.

The theme to 'YO MAMA'!?!?!?
Possibly... or it could be a new song Vinyl made.
"Only one way to find out!" Deadpool spoke to himself. He teleported over to where a stage was present, almost like Trixie's, but there was plenty of Energy drinks, Doritos looking chips, and other stuff that would make a true C.o.Doody fan happy. Right on stage was an earth pony stallion that looked really familiar with Bulk Biceps/ Snowflake, with a tan colored coat, a yellow mane & tail, a pink folded shirt, and a can of a 'Four' energy drink.
"LE'TS GET IT ON!!!" The D*****bag looking pony yelled in a voice WAY TOO familiar to Kronk. from a certain Disney movie. "Do any of you got what it takes to make the best 'Yo mama' joke!?"
AHA!!! IT IS BRODY!!!
But... he's not a brony... is he?
"We got Pewdiepie & Marzia, Markiplier, Dan... do I need to say more? For all we will know, we may get Ghost from Radio Graffiti.
Now we're going to get requests for him!
IT'LL BE LIKE WOLVERINE MINUS THE PAIN AND MORE SWEARING!!!
"Who can go against me!?" Brody yelled
"I WILL!!!" Deadpool yelled from above! Everyone gasped when Deadpool appeared right in front of Brony, wearing the exact attire Brody was wearing.
"Deadpool!?"
"Brody!!!"

"This is a battle that will go down in history!!!"
"It will!!! BEGIN!!!"
"Alright... Wade... let's see who goes down first!"
"The pleasure's all yours!"
"Ahem... Yo mama's so FAT: Galactus yelled 'DAMN!!! I CAN'T EAT THAT!!!'"
"Oh yeah! Yo mama's so FAT: Celestia banished Luna to her A**!!!"
"Yo mama's so UGLY,Swamp Thing won Miss Universe thanks to her!!!"
"Yo mama's so STUPID, She makes Snips and Snails smarter!!!"
"Yo mama's so hairy, Sabertooth was jealous!!!"
"Yo mama's so ugly Her Cutie mark has a bag over it!!!"
"Yo mama's so ugly, Mystique lost her disguise when she saw her!!!"
"Yo mama's so ugly, She made Fluttershy cry!!!"
"Yo mama's so Stupid, She thought the wrecking crew was Miley Cirrus's crew in 'Wrecking Ball'!!!"
"Yo mama's so OLD, she witnessed the birth Celestia & Luna!!!"
"Yo mama's so old, Not even the watchers know her age!"
"Yo mama's so fat, Dashie couldn't fly around her in 10 seconds flat!!!"
"Yo mama's so ugly, She made the thing S**t bricks!!!"
"Yo mama's so poor, She sold her cutie mark to the Cutie mark Crusaders!!!"
"Yo mama's so Ugly, She's the reason Daredevil's blind!!!"
"Yo mama's so old, Granny Smith yelled 'DAMN!!!'"
"Yo mama's so Short, Breezies thought she was a bug!!!"
"Yo mama's so stupid, She though Iron Man was a Butler's title!"
"Yo mama's so ugly, Not even G3 Ponies want to be around her!!!"
"Yo mama's so fat, Not even the Hulk can lift her!!!"
"Yo mama's so old, she was with Starswirl when he was in Kindergarten!!!"
"... Yo mama's so ugly, She made you!!!" Deadpool and the crowd gasped! Brody smiled as if to say 'Yeah, I won!'.
"That's it! This battle's been going on for far too long!!! Time for the ultimate one!!!" Deadpool Spoke. He took a deep breath and released a Yo mama joke so powerful, everyone, including Brody, had their mouths wide open in shock!!! Deadpool stared at the crowd for a bit. Deadpool had an awful, evil smile under his mask that'd rival the Grinch's, as he quickly took a Selfie with Brody (giving him the middle finger) and ran away! Brody snapped out of his phase and began to chase after Deadpool! Unfortunately, Deadpool didn't chose the thug life, but the thug life chose him, as he ran away with a famous song with lyrics that NSFW