"WHO DID THEIR HEINOUS ACT!?!?!?" a female voice with authority in it's tone yelled
OH S**T!!! HIDE!!!
Deadpool looked everywhere, finding a place to hide in. He saw only a bush and jumped into it! He looked outside the leaves and saw a bunch of ponies in golden armor, walking towards the corpse of Tirek. One of the ponies stood out, as she stood much taller than every other pony, was whiter than snow, mane was moving on it's own with green, blue, & pink stripes, and had both a long horn of a unicorn & the wings of a pegasus. He heard galloping from other ponies, but then skidding as they stopped. Deadpool knew that this was the Mane 6 and Fluffle Puff.
"OH SWEET CELESTIA!!!" Twilight yelled "WHAT DID DEADPOOL DO!?!?!?"
"It's so... BARBARIC!!!" Rarity commented
"Pftpffftpftpfffftpftpffftpftpfft." Fluffle Puff spoke
"You said it Fluffle," Pinkie said "I also didn't think Deadpool could beat him, let alone, UNALIVE HIM!!!"
"Unalive?" Rainbow Dash asked
"What the hay?" Applejack asked "I think you mean... UGH... I don't even want to say it."
"Where is this 'Deadpool' you spoke of, Twilight?" The tall pony asked
"Please Princess," Twilight responded "We... have no idea where he went. He's... hard to catch sometimes."
I think we need to find our way out of here.
"Got it." Deadpool whispered to himself. "Let's take this bush with us, though." Deadpool reached for the roots of the bush and yanked the whole plant out!!! He stopped as everyone turned around, hearing something being ripped from the ground. They went back to their usual conversations, talking about how this was something they never saw Deadpool doing. Deadpool began to walk around the crowd slowly, trying not to look like a bush was walking around among them.
---2 Hours Later---
Deadpool was now a couple of yards from his battle area and saw no one was around him.
"FINALLY!!!" He yelled, taking off the bush "Now to find a way out of here!!!"
"I don't think so." a familiar voice said. Deadpool stopped and froze in fear. He turned around and looked up, seeing the tall, white pegasus-unicorn mix. She looked down at him with a face of great anger!!! Many marching was heard behind her, as hundreds of other ponies in matching golden armor surrounded them, pointing their spears at him!!! Deadpool looked everywhere, finding a way to see if he could get out of here!!!
"CELESTIA!!!" Twilight's voice yelled from behind the guards. "Hold on! Let him explain his actions!!!"
"Please!!!" Futtershy begged "He's our friend!!!"
"Friend?" Celestia asked "You call this murderer a friend!?"
"Same way as how Discord is their friend." Deadpool simply commented. Celestia's eyes opened wide, her pupils shrunk, and one of her eyes twitched. "Was it something I said?"
"Shall we, princess?" A lone guard asked
"Eh, go ahead, I'll just laugh."
"We only take orders from the Princess!!!" another guard yelled. Deadpool stared at that guard. He took his hand out and swiped his spear away! All the guards pointed their spears at Deadpool, slowly walking to Deadpool.
"Hey! Watch this!!!" Deadpool took the point of the spear and stabbed himself in the eye!!! "AHH!!! MY EYE!!! MY EYE!!!" All the guards backed off, all with disgusted and shocked faces. Deadpool took the spear out, laughing manically, as his eyeball sticked onto the spear!!! He grabbed the eyeball and placed it back into it's socket! In a matter of seconds, not only did the bleeding stop, but his eye was filly healed and he was back to normal. Some of the guards dropped their spears, puffed up their cheeks, and ran away, most likely going to hurl, while the rest backed off with complete shocked expressions. "TA DA!!!"
"That was... horrifying." Rarity commented
"You remind me a lot about two specific characters." Celestia commented
"Pinkie Pie and Discord?" Deadpool asked, teleporting next to Princess Celestia. The guards walked forward, holding their spears next to him.
"Stand down, guards." The guards listened, lowering their spears and stood in an upright position. "Deadpool, is it alright if you explain yourself and why you did that... heinous act?"
"Explaining myself would take a long time. My action, however, I'm going to need help with that." He teleported away and reappeared in front of Celestia, holding Twilight in his arms as if she were a baby. "The reason I did it was as easy as one thing: Avenging Twilight's lost!!!"
"My... lost?" Twilight asked
"I saw your battle with Tirek: I originally hated that d****ebag named 'Flash Sentry' (You know I love you), but he never destroyed your home! Your home... the books... everything... DESTROYED!!! I knew that, one day, when I was somehow summoned here, the first person I wanted to kill was him: Lord Tirek!!!"
"...I'm not sure whether to be flattered or creeped out."
"Don't worry, I haven't done in this in about... a week ago."
"A week ago!?!?!?" She was immediately dropped from Deadpool, as some music came right behind him and he began to dance a weird dance.
"♫About a week ago!!! F**k with us and we tweaking h*e!!! Run up on that n***a and we squeezing h*e!!!♫" Celestia watched this and actually giggled
"You ARE a lot like Discord and Pinkie." She said, trying to hold back her giggles.
"Oh... stop it! Care to take a selfie?"
"Is that dangerous?"
"It actually isn't," Twilight responded "We've all done it."
"Oh..in that case, Let's do it!!!" Deadpool teleported next to Celestia, having one of his hands around the princess and the other holding the cell phone.
"SAY... CAKE!!!" Deadpool yelled
"Cake!!!" The pic was taken. "That was... simple. I will pardon your act, but in return, you must not do kill anything with the exception of... some other...characters."
"Oh... you're no fun."
"Rules are rules."
"Yeah yeah... Princess?"
"Yes, Deadpool?"
"One Question: How come Luna didn't tell you about me?" Celestia's smile went away and one of her eyes twitched
"LUNA!!!"