//------------------------------// // Our first Cyborg. Pony # 88: Blackjack // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// "WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT!?!?!? Deadpool yelled, getting up from his bed. He was in his room, back in his house, with the corpse of Justin Beiber with in him, holding his stinking, gay, d*****bag corpse. He looked down at his bed and he found out that he- "MOTHER F**KER!!! P***ED MYSELF!!!" He got up from his bed, taking off his pants & underwear as, to keep a teen rating, he immediately put on a fresh pair of underwear. He did what would be a regular morning routine: he mashed his clothes in his laundry room, took a shower while humming & singing 'I'm Waling on Sunshine', putting on fresh clothes, and eating breakfast... LEVI STYLE!!! As Deadpool enjoyed his Vodka and toast, a familiar groaning was heard, followed by some various thumps. Falling and rooling to his table was Littlepip, who groggily opened her while opening her tired eyes. "What happened last night?" Littlepip asked "Good morning Littlepip!" Deadpool spoke "I think you became so drunk & tired, you slept through an entire day." "...I did? Well... what happened during my whole day of sleeping?" "Some friends and I killed Justin Beiber!" "...Justin Beiber? Who is he?" The roof cracked, and the corpse of the Canadian gay man-woman d*****bag fell right on top of the table! "That's Justin Beiber!" Littlepip's eyes widened "Shouldn't... you hid it?" "Oh yeah! Starlight is getting lonely." He picked up the corpse and threw it out the same window, as JB's body landed next to the trashcan where, the 2nd Evil Twilight Sparkle knockoff, still remained a statue with her eyes widened, still remembering what may be considered a dreaded past... or until the show continues! "Are you going to be like that with everypony that's considered 'evil'?" "Nah! Just the d*****bags." "... uh huh." A clang was heard right behind, and the two turned around. Standing where Deadpool sat with his breakfast, was another pony, drinking Deadpool's vodka. The pony looked like a more threatening robot than the R-Dash 5000, as it had wings that looked about as sharp as knives, had many cuts on it that looked like this pony was in combat, a small metal horn, and glowing red eyes that looked similar to Kai Leng in Mass Effect 3. Though it looked metallic, the muzzle was actually a very light grey coat color with a red & black striped mane & tail. They realized that this pony was a cyborg! It finished Deadpool's bottle, letting out a satisfied sigh. "That hits the spot!" The Cyborg spoke to herself, then turning to Deadpool & littlepip. The two sides stared at each other for a bit, as the cyborg looked back at the bottle. "Was this yours?" "...Not anymore." Deadpool replied. Littlepip approached to the cyborg. "Hold on... Littlepip!? "You... know me?" Littlepip spoke, tilting her head to the side. "Who are you?" "Are you kidding me!?" Deadpool yelled "I know who this is!" "You've heard of me?" The cyborg asked "Hell ya! You're Cable as an Alicorn!" "Cable!?" The ponies yelled "Yeah! You're a cyborg, from the future, and look: A tiny horn! I guess it's like your-" "Don't make fun of my horn!" the cyborg growled "I'm not making fun of it." Deadpool pinched the cyborg's tiny horn "It's just so cute! Look at it! I believe Asians everywhere will be like-" The cyborg's horn glowed white and a blast came out, blasting a clean hole in Deadpool's skull! Deadpool fell to the floor, making a puddle on the floor! "Told you not to make fun of it, mother bucker!" Littlepip stared at the Cyborg with her eyes wide open & her pupils as small as they could be. "I won't make fun of your horn." Littlepip commented "And you never did, Littlepip." "How do you know me!? Are you really from my time? I wouldn't be surprised if you heard me from the radio. Unless... ASSASSIN!!!" Littlepip pulled her Little Macintosh out and aimed it at the Cyborg. "WHOAH! Easy there! Littlepip, how can you not remember me? It's me, Blackjack, remember?" The cyborg walked to her, but Littlepip aimed closer, causing Blackjack to stop in her steps. "Blackjack? I have no memory of that name at all! Did the overmare send you to kill me!?" "WHAT!? NO!!! Don't you remember? That adventure we had together? We both wanted to make the wastelands a better place for everyone? Or... what we did that night together?" "I... don't know what you're talking about!" Littlepip lowered her gun a bit, and Blackjack grabbed Littlepip, as her front hooves turned into hands and she stood look a bipedal. "Perhaps you'll remember this." Blackjack laid her lips on Littlepip and the two kissed! Littlepip's eyes opened wide and her pupils expanded, as she saw the past that she made herself forget on purpose! The kiss lasted for a few seconds, and Blackjack pulled her head back, and Littlepip gasped at seeing how she had changed! "Blackjack! W-what happened to you!? You're... a full cyborg Alicorn!" "Ah... now you remember." "I do now, but... what happened to you!? You were a unicorn and now.. you're this!" "I had to get upgraded, Littlepip. Some pony named Lighthooves converted himself and his followers into cyborgs, and I could only defeat them by converting myself into one." Littlepip raised a hoof and touched Blackjack's face. It was cold to the touch, and she looked at Blackjack's body. "How... does it feel?" "I really can't feel anything on my skin anymore." "Not even here?" Littlepip booped Blackjack's muzzle. Blackjack scrunched a bit, then looked back at Littlepip. "Alright, I feel there." "Do you... miss your old self?" "My old self? Kinda... I was fine with these legs & hooves, but now being this... abomination? I really do miss being back as my old self." "How did you get here?" "Here? The door was open and I needed a place to sleep in." "No, I meant... how did you come HERE!?" "...And where is here?" "Equestria. More specifically, the past." "Wait... this is the past!?" "It is." "... Mother of Celestia! Do you know what this means!?" "I already know, Blackjack. We can-" "I CAN HAVE ALL THE BOOZE IN THE WOLRD!!!" "...also that. Strange... Deadpool's been silent." "Deadpool?" "The human you made a hole in after he touched you horn." "Him!? Well... yeah he's silent; He's dead!" "Actually, he can regenerate quickly and replace all organs almost instantly." "...Really!?" "Yes. I've seen him do it a couple of times... though they were really shown by his friends. Where is h- OH! There he is!" Blackjack turned around and saw Deadpool with his taco squad. "...What is he doing?" "You two are such a lovely couple," Deadpool spoke finally "So we hope you love this song from a famous duo!" "Can't forget the helmets!" Discord spoke, snapping his claw hand! Pinkie and Discord both now wore the helmets of Daft Punk (Pinkie wearing the Gold while Discord the other). The music began to play "♫Like the legend of the Phoenix,♫" Sonata sang "♫All ends with beginnings. What keeps the planets spinning, the force from the beginning.♫" "♫We've... come too far... to give up... who we are,♫" all of the Taco Squad sang along "♫So let's raise the bar, and our cups, to the stars! We're up all night till the sun, I'm up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky. We're up all night till the sun, We're up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky.♫" "♫The present has no ribbon, Your gift keeps on giving. What is this I'm feeling?If you want to leave, I'm with it.♫" "♫We've... come too far... to give up... who we are, So let's raise the bar, and our cups, to the stars! We're up all night till the sun, I'm up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky. We're up all night till the sun, We're up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky♫" Blackjack's eyes went from her harsh red eyes, turning into a cool blue color, and out her mouth, she began to sing as well. Littlepip began to dance with her, both doing a robot dance with each other. "♫We're up all night to get.♫" Blackjack sang "♫ We're up all night to get... We're up all night to get... We're up all night to get... We're up all night to get... We're up all night (let's get back again) We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get luck. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky.♫" "♫We've... come too far... to give up... who we are, So let's raise the bar, and our cups, to the stars! We're up all night till the sun, I'm up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky. We're up all night till the sun, We're up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky♫" Everything went back to normal. "...What the hell just happened!?" Blackjack asked, regaining control. "That's something normal here!" Pinkie exclaimed "We just have fun!" Deadpool added "Trust me," Littlepip spoke "it's best to go with it." Blackjack stared at Littlepip. "I need to cut the drinking." Blackjack simply spoke. "Not yet!" Deadpool yelled. He teleported next to Blackjack with his cellphone out. "SAY TECHNOLOGIC!!!" "Technologic!?" Deadpool took the picture. She turned and saw Fluffle Puff clicking on some buttons on a remote, making Blackjack say stuff not under her control! Soon, Discord and Pinkie stood next to each other, still with their helmets, as they both played what may be a Bass or guitar, with Sonata controlling a creepy looking Baby/Chucky/Robot/Doll/Puppet thing. "Is she alright?" Littlepip asked. "I'm pretty sure she's going to hate Daft Punk now." Deadpool replied.