Deadpool teleported out of the school, landing right near the edge of the Everfree forest.
Why are we here?
To get away from that mess made in the school.
"Oh yes!" Deadpool spoke "And when they look for us, they'll believe that we were here all along! Now, you the audience, would you kindly not watch while I take a p**s? I haven't emptied it since the beginning of this fanfic!"
Are we gonna take a s**t as well!?!?!?
Please author... don't mention the details.
Don't worry! I'm not going to tell the audience in detail. Basically, unless you're a robot reading this, then you know what happens when you have to use the restroom. While Deadpool was doing his business, another green portal opened just a few feet away and a pony fell out of it. As soon as the pony fell out, the portal closed right behind it, leaving it to the outside world.
"Hello!?!?!?!?" The pony yelled "Is anypony here!?!?!?"
"YO!!!" Deadpool yelled back, finishing his business with some leaves.
"Are you a raider!?!?!?"
"Hell no! I don't celebrate 'American Football'!!! I celebrate good ol' Canadian Football!!!"
"...Come out!"
"Alright, alright... just let me while here." After a few seconds of waiting, Deadpool walked right out and saw the pony: it was a light grey unicorn mare with a brown, Derpy looking mane & tail, with deceive around her right foreleg wearing what looks like a jumpsuit from the Fallout games, minus the pants, showing that her cutie mark was the device she wore.
Hold on! Do we know her from somewhere?
That's... Little Pip from Fallout: Equestria!!!
Deadpool took a single step forward and Little Pip pulled out her iconic 'Little Macintosh', aiming at Deadpool's head.
"Don't you take another step!" Little Pip growled "Make another step and I will blow your f**king brains out!!!"
"Alright!" Deadpool replied, waving his hands in an innocent way. "Need anything?"
"...Where the hell am I?"
"Pardon?"
"That Green portal! It sucked me away from my allies and I'm now here! Where is here!?!?!?"
"Have... you tried your Pipbuck?"
"I did! It says I'm in Ponyville: This ain't Ponyville!!!"
"How do you know?" She looked to the town, seeing all the stuff.
"I've been to Ponyville before! This is far too nice looking and... clean... and safe looking... than the ponyville... I... oh s**t. Is it just me, or is it hot around here!?!?!?"
"...seems fine to me."
"Well... I can tell that this is NOT ponyville! From where I'm from, this town was destroyed! Only bandits and scavengers live there, all struggling for survival and-and..."
"Are... you feeling alright?"
"...No!!! This isn't right!!! This is far too peaceful for Ponyville! The oxygen is fresh, there's color everywhere, and it's peaceful! How is this-"
"What year were you from?"
"...Pardon?"
"What year are you from?"
"... the year 3056. Why?"
"That explains why!"
"WHAT!?!?!? Say it or I'll-"
"This is the year 2015!!!"
"...What?"
"Yep! 2015!" Little Pip stared at Deadpool. She looked at her pip buck and looked through her stuff, just to see if she's on something, is suffering from radiation poisoning, lack of sleep, or something. Sure enough, the date on her pip buck read 2015 on it.
"I... time traveled?... I time traveled. I TIME TRAVELED!!!" She started to hop around happily, repeating yelling 'yes' in a circle, almost like Twilight Sparkle. She ran into Deadpool and jumped into his arms!
"Whoa there! Easy!"
"Don't you know what this means!?!?!? I can tell everypony what will happen and what they must NOT do! I can prevent the Fallout! I can save all of these lives!!! I can really be a hero!!! Thank you Mr...-"
"It's Deadpool."
"Deadpool? I take it you've killed multiple ponies?"
"Only an evil Centaur that destroyed the golden oak library!"
"Huh... so the bombs... didn't destroy the library? Anyways: Is Celestia still alive!?!?!?"
"Yep!"
"QUICK!!! I need to get to her! I believe trains work here, right?"
"Yep!"
"Alright: we can take a train, head there, and fight off the bandits that- Oh... wait... there aren't bandits here, right?"
"As far as I've been here, nope!"
"Ugh... come on Littlepip: we're in a safer time! I doubt there's anything we should fear, right?"
"Hm... taxes!"
"Right... well, we can get to Celestia and-" Deadpool jumped into the air and they both landed right in front of the throne room. Littlepip's mouth remained open, in total awe, seeing the beautifully made land in it's glory. Celestia sat in her throne room, using her magic to write some letter down and enjoying some cake. She turned and saw the two.
"Aw. Deadpool." She simply spoke "I hope you haven't been causing trouble around here."
"Nothing to worry about, Sunbutt!" Deadpool replied
"Sunbutt!?!?!? I'll... got to that later. Who's that?"
"A pony from the future!!!"
"...a pony... from... the future?"
"Yep! Go on Little Pip, tell 'er about the future!" Deadpool gently dropped Little Pip. She stood there, shaking at seeing the Princess in flesh!
"Go on. Are you really from the future? Tell me: what is it like? Do all the nations unite as one? It technology so advanced we've achieved the impossible!?!?!? Do I have kids?" Little Pip shook her head.
"Um... no, your majesty." Little pip replied "Look, a lot of bad stuff happens in the future!"
"Oh my! Like what?"
"Well... I will just say one thing: Nuclear war!"
"... come. I must hear this."
"Yes Celestia. After hearing what I have to say, you'll thank when I'm born!"
"Almost forgot!" Deadpool yelled, picking up Little Pip "Selfie!!!"
"Selfie?"
"I want to see if it's like 'Back to the Future'."
"...How does that work?"
"If it works, then you disappear!!!"
"Um... alright?"
"MENTATS!!!"
"WHERE!?!?!?" Their picture was taken with Deadpool smiling and Little Pip looking to her left, looking for the mentats. The grand doors opened, and Luna with Sweetie Belle walked in.
"And that," Luna spoke "is how I'd survive the apocalypse."
"Wow Luna," Sweetie replied "All of that planned out! But... what about Celestia?"
"Her? Hm... perhaps I'll upload her personality into something so she can live virtually. Oh! Hello... Deadpool."
"Mooncheeks." Deadpool relied. Luna growled a bit. He looked down at Sweetie Belle "How's one of my students doing in their training?"
"It's going great!" Sweetie replied "I've only caused 12 breaks to happen, all vases!!! Who's your friend?" Little Pip stared at Sweetie Belle, her left eye twitching rapidly and she stood perfectly still. "Hi! I'm Sweetie Belle!"
"G-g-great G-g-grandma?" Little Pip stammered out before falling to the floor on her left side, unconscious.
"...who is that pony?" Luna asked
"She's from the future!" Deadpool simply replied.
"THE FUTURE!?!?!?" Sweetie yelled. She ran to the unconscious Little Pip and started to climb her. She stood on "I can't to hear what the future holds!!! When she wakes up, I'm going to ask her how I got my cutie mark!!!" A golden aura surrounded Little Pip and she began to float away. Sweeite jumped off "HEY!!!"
"Don't worry, Sweetie Belle" Celestia replied "I will need to talk to her first before she can spend time with you."
"...Alright. I can't wait to spend time with her!!! She seems so funny!!!"
Until she realizes that Little Pip is one of her descendants.
STOP RUINING MOMENTS!!!
So did he ever tell them his morbid tale of how he became dead pool?
Wait for it...
5680568 Pony #7: Rarity.
5680574 Legendary!
Sorry, just had to.
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Griffin the Griffin!
That might be interesting.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/12350/griffin-the-griffin
How about Bobobo he could probably turn himself into the pony version of himself the same way he turned into a carrot and a head of lettuce/cabbage.
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5680795 There are a couple of crossovers on this site here's one of them
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/73337/bobobobo-bobobo-the-land-of-colorful-ponies
5680795 Griffin is a human that got thrown into equestria, gets swallowed by a dragon, kills it from the inside, and starts a griffin revolution against diamond dog slavers. That's the VERY abridged version.
Oh and maybe Velvet Remedy and Calamity should be next
5680850 what's the 'not so abridged' version?
5680902 I won't lie, I never saw the cartoon/anime, but even then, HE DUMBED DOWN THE ACTION!!! COME ON!!! That fighting would be awesome!!! Is it such shame that "Man of Steel" at least brought out the action, despite the Superman turned into a psycho???
5680884 SPOILERS!
Griffin is a brony, get's punted into equestria, wakes up as a griffin,(irony indeed) meets Gilda, hangs out with Gilda, they both get attacked by a dragon, Griffin rips scale off dragon, dives down throat using sharp edges of scale to slit dragon throat, turns scale into a sword, learns Gilda's backstory, (she and here parents get kidnapped by Diamond Dog slavers, then give their lives a year later to help her escape,) Griffin tells her his backstory as a human, (Read the first chapter of the story, you'll get the gist of it,) Griffin vows to stop DD slavers, Goes to Stalliongrad, breaks Trixie out of prison, Saves prince Blueblood and two diamond dogs, recruits the two diamond dogs, goes to jungles, meets a kajjit-like cat species, takes one on their adventures as a potion maker, discovers a new form of magic, saves a young griffin from another couple of starving tribe of cat-people, kills dragon causing tribal hunger, both tribes adopt Griffin as their chief, Griffin finds a baby dragon hatchling named "Shimmer," Gilda adopts Shimmer, they go to a pony town...
*GASP*
Meet a Minotaur bounty hunter/sailor/shipmaker named Steelhorn, rent the ship Steelhorn made, Griffin kills 6 more dragons, goes to Canterlot, beats the shit out of changelings during the invasion, beats the shit out of Queen Chrysalis, pickes up a crazy German (Germane?) doctor/surgeon/inventor pony and his family, (Geirmund , Cable{Wife,}, and Frauline{Daughter} Freud) The whole crew goes on a concert tour to raise awareness of griffin enslavement, attends the Grand Galloping Gala, meets several more humans turned into X (All of them with their own stories. It's part of a universe called "Chess Game of the Gods.") Crashes the Gala, hires a few more ponies, (one of them is Surprise, Pinkie's predecessor,) gets his ass beat by another human, almost dies, discovers some new ways to use his magic in some fucked up ways, has relationship issues with Gilda, makes up with Gilda, meets another human who turns out to have an insane god of fear in his head, Griffin goes almost insane, and asks Celestia for help. That's where the first book ends.
All while sending Troll letters to Celestia and Luna, leading a revolution, raiding DD warrens, and having an intimate relationship with Gilda...
And that's the "still mostly abridged" Version...
MARKIPLIER!!!! He played SCP: Contanment Breach withe the MLP mod.
I loved this chapter a lot, and for not having read Fallout Equestria you did a great job. Hopefully Littlepip can change the future.
That actually gives me a thought. If she is back in time saving the future that makes her kinda like Trunks from dbz. Now lets just hope that its not like their version of time travel.
How about deadpool tricks twilight into doing that spell that got Rarity wings on him
And then he fly's up to cloudsdale and meets the wonderbolts and goes to the rainbowfactory! Make it happen or else you will die bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah (gasp) hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhajahahahahahahahaitsnotlikeanybodyreadsthishahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahaha!
200 likes!?!?!? Luna! Say it!!!
Luna: *stands there with an annoyed look* Really? You paid me 20 bits for this?
...Is there something wrong?
-No. Just... use this.
Ooo!!!
5684275 I liked this just so I could say this...
Please do not do that again you guys the Royal Canterlot voice is bad enough
Having Erin from Project Sunflower show up would be hilarious!
I never liked fallout equestria it just seemed like a lot sadistic humor to me but listen to one of your other readers and include Erin from project sunflower
There are no words.