Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours

by MixedBag1994

¡Viva La Dashie!

It was a long train ride to Ponyville. But, Deadpool had no Idea who Gilda was or Where she even lived. So it only made sense to visit the pony closest to Gilda for a long time who happened to be the lead singer of “The Insomniac Nimrods”, Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was tied up in a musty old shed on Sweet Apple Acres as part of her Rehab. Deadpool started to ask some questions to Rainbow.
“What Can You Tell me about Gilda?” said Deadpool.
“She is a Griffin, She is one of the few creatures that can compete with me and have a chance of winning.”
“What are her favorite movies?” asked Deadpool.
“She likes Mafia films.”
“Thanks”’ said Deadpool. “Oh, before I go, one Last Question.”
“Shoot” said Rainbow Dash.
“Are Rainbows REALLY made out of Mutilated Ponies?”
Rainbow Dash, In a shocked stupor replied with, “NO! They are made out of Skittles, Red Hot Chili Peppers,and at least 5,000,000 tons of Meth!”
Deadpool looked Shocked and yet Relieved. “OK then, I’m just Gonna Leave Now.”
“OK, See you when I get out of Rehab.” Said Rainbow.
Deadpool left Sweet Apple Acres and went to see Twilight Sparkle.

Author's Note:

The "Mutatlited Ponies" bit was a Reference to "Rainbow Factory"

Comments

[HellBreaker]

why was she in rehab

[hell obsidian dragon]

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