Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours

by MixedBag1994

Kerplunk!

Finding no feasible place to land Deadpool and Pinkie had no choice but to skydive into Cloudsdale. The total length of skydive was about 30 Seconds.
“Well,That was Short and Anticlimactic.” said Deadpool.
“Tell me About it.” said Pinkie.
Deadpool,Looking for a place to relax after jumping off a pedal copter, decides to see “The Long Hearth’s Warming Eve” again. He and Pinkie walked into the theater,coincidentally one row below Gilda.
“That’s Gilda.” whispered Pinkie.
“I've Got My Silencer ready.” Whispered Deadpool.
They waited till the massive explosion during the climax until Deadpool finally pulled the trigger. The Bullet went right through her head and through the screen. Her Head landed in her popcorn with a Large “Kerplunk!”. They Snuck out of the theater with the corpse stuffed in Deadpool’s Duffel Bag in order to drop off the bag to the spot Luna requested. They Had to stop in Canterlot on the way to the Crystal Empire Archives to relax and recuperate.