Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours

by MixedBag1994

Panhandling Misery

Downtown Canterlot is not a good place to be at night, Especially near Warning Boulevard.
Pinkie Pie thought to herself,”Why would Deadpool want to discuss his plan for paying off the Mafia in this Scary place?” Soon she got to the address and she did in fact ask for Cass Ette. Soon, Pinkie entered a dung heap of an apartment. The wood paneling was exposed, there was an uncovered ratty mattress and at least 30 empty bottles of Dos Hayquis. Standing there was Deadpool who Immediately gave Pinkie a large and amorous hug. In the corner of the room was a cloaked alicorn.
“Who is that?” said Pinkie pointing towards the cloaked figure.
“That is the alicorn who is gonna solve our problems.” said Deadpool.
“I am Princess Luna and I understand that you both are very versatile mercenaries.” said the cloaked figure.
“We are the type of people that can do any job any price above 5,000 bits.” said Deadpool as Pinkie nodded agreeingly. “Good. What I want you two to do is to take out these people. The prices are listed next to the names If you can report back to me in 30 Days or less,You will get enough bits to cover your debt and enough to make yourselves a very comfortable lifestyle.” After that sentence, Luna was gone in a puff of smoke. The Hit List was as follows:

1.Gilda the Griffon--78,000 Bits
2.The Great and Powerful Trixie--100,569 Bits

“This seems to be a list of the most Hated beings in Equestria.” said Pinkie.
“That explains the hefty paychecks.” replied Deadpool.
“Well. Best Get Started but how are we gonna find these two people?” asked Pinkie.
“Simple, You still got that Candy Helicopter?” said Deadpool.
“Yes.” said Pinkie.
“Then we best Get back to the hotel room, for the night is growing dim and we need our strength and some Magic spells perhaps.” said Deadpool.